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    Once. We were setting up camp in Yosemite valley....

    Once. We were setting up camp in Yosemite valley. Just got the tent set up as the rain hit. Mrs and my then 5 y.o. daughter got into the tent. I was pulling my 2 y.o. out of the truck, turned to...
  2. I'm more impressed that Eddie Murphy called the...

    I'm more impressed that Eddie Murphy called the cakesitting/cakefarts thing 30 years before it happened.

    Trendsetter.
  3. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Herp derp I have a tug ring290363 Sent from my...

    Herp derp I have a tug ring290363

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  4. I'd also throw in the cost of a new pair of pants...

    I'd also throw in the cost of a new pair of pants and underwear, unless you were hanging out in your backyard naked.
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    You know, I saw some fever tree in the store...

    You know, I saw some fever tree in the store Friday and grabbed some. The elderflower makes a damn fine drink with some sapphire.
  6. Thread: Stoke stoke

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    Stokers stoked about stoking ...

    Stokers stoked about stoking

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    Heh. The last time I rolled through a best buy,...

    Heh. The last time I rolled through a best buy, some kids hacked into the fridges, connected them to the in store wifi, and were posting porn pics on them. The whole lineup of fridges was like...
  8. Thread: Invisible

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    As awful as the homeless situation is across the...

    As awful as the homeless situation is across the nation, it varies quite wildly depending on where you are and I don't fault anyone for taking a cautious approach with the homeless. For example, the...
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    Just roll over to Elon's megafactory and boost...

    Just roll over to Elon's megafactory and boost one out of there man. Isn't that just around the corner?
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    Medicine/drugs can lose potency after expiration....

    Medicine/drugs can lose potency after expiration. Won't hurt you, but won't likely help either.
  11. Thread: Invisible

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    It totally depends on the disability, but the...

    It totally depends on the disability, but the common thread is to treat people like they're a human, and adjust course as the situation unfolds.

    There was a kid in the second grade in my class who...
  12. Thread: MAUI

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    Demand a free pass to the united lounge in SFO...

    Demand a free pass to the united lounge in SFO for the delays. SFO is a hell hole.
  13. Thread: MAUI

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    Disregard the previous advice about drinking...

    Disregard the previous advice about drinking heavily before flight. You have plenty of time to get sober

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    I'm in for $0.37

    I'm in for $0.37
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    Mntlion is an interwebz bootfilling expert I...

    Mntlion is an interwebz bootfilling expert

    I can cover all things wheeled and treadmill related
  16. Thread: MAUI

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    While at Costco, buy several bottles of koloa...

    While at Costco, buy several bottles of koloa dark rum. Drink on the rocks. Island candy in a bottle, made in Kauai

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    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=299015...

    https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=2990154161026341&id=2781244425250650

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  18. Thread: MAUI

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    Have you considered the benefits of fractional...

    Have you considered the benefits of fractional ownership of a vacation home?
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    TPdHMWVJoS8
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    Here you go ...

    Here you go
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  21. It's not Gary Larson, but it very well could have...

    It's not Gary Larson, but it very well could have been.

    Damn I miss The Far Side.
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    Protip #1 - ALWAYS GET THE UNLIMITED DRINK...

    Protip #1 - ALWAYS GET THE UNLIMITED DRINK PACKAGE. Yes, they cut you off for the day after 15-20 drinks, but at that point you should be ok.
    Protip #2 - If you fail at protip #1, make a friendship...
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    The plot is supposed to revolve around Mav...

    The plot is supposed to revolve around Mav teaching at Top Gun and Goose's kid wanting to be a better pilot. That and a healthy dose of flashbacks should cover it.
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    Just finished season 3. It's enjoyable for what...

    Just finished season 3. It's enjoyable for what it is, nostalgic, campy, fun, thriller. It's adult Scooby-Doo set in the 80's with teenagers. It's not the powerhouse it was in the first season, sure,...
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    Top Gun: Maverick

    FUCK YES. 2020 bitches

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    +Maverick is still a douchbag (can't get a promotion in 30 years)
    +Val Kilmer
    +Ed Harris
    +F14 Tomcat makes an appearance
    +Military action pron without...
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    A 2019 Corvette ZR1 will set you back 125k. A...

    A 2019 Corvette ZR1 will set you back 125k. A base Silverado is 28k. Apples, Oranges.
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    Ohhhhhh, good call. IIRC, the Fiero was a bit of...

    Ohhhhhh, good call. IIRC, the Fiero was a bit of a disaster. The Corvair was a total disaster. Rear mounted engine and was the subject of 'Unsafe at Any Speed'. I'll wait for the crash ratings.

    As...
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    Is this GM's first mod engine car ever? Looks...

    Is this GM's first mod engine car ever? Looks sexy as hell

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  29. http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d5/d5c377ef93d157fada3...

    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/d5/d5c377ef93d157fada398a6eaf08aea5f4c993fea301259c7d33caa86a9de6e6.jpg

    I'm confused, terrified, and aroused. Not necessarily in that order.
  30. I love that they're all wearing lab coats like...

    I love that they're all wearing lab coats like they're doing science instead of just being a couple of rednecks fucking around rolling tires down a hill.
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    This is why you need to get a bigger dog that can...

    This is why you need to get a bigger dog that can piss directly on the car doorhandle. Cut the middleman out of your passive-aggressiveness.
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    https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/6740...

    https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67403726_2374094062685622_8118138310049660928_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_oc=AQmDah1Fsg8YEM5SJhM3VuKMdPZhXGfI2fETd70rbkbP3NJBo2ViiAvpwqosZysvtfo&_nc_ht=scontent-s...
  33. For purposes of this discussion: 'Large' =...

    For purposes of this discussion:
    'Large' = maximum bandwidth - _XXX_ Mbps - the fastest you can stream a single download
    'Fast' = Ping (aka latency) - _xxx_ milliseconds (no ISP will talk about...
  34. I kind of do this. We'll bake a bunch of yukon...

    I kind of do this. We'll bake a bunch of yukon golds for dinner, and whatever is leftover gets tossed into the fridge. Next morning I'll chop them into 1/2"-3/4" pieces and pan fry until they're...
  35. If this is your need, hardwired is the only true...

    If this is your need, hardwired is the only true answer. Your ping will thank you.

    I've typically landed the modem/router in the room with the PC, and wifi is the secondary consideration. If you...
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    I'll sell this one to you and will accept no less...

    I'll sell this one to you and will accept no less than $2000 for it.
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    Just another reason to never go to Alabama. You'd...

    Just another reason to never go to Alabama. You'd need a cold war era amount of nukes for that shit.

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    The drives aren't the problem, the putts don't...

    The drives aren't the problem, the putts don't move at all.

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  39. Thread: Ask KQ Claus

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    I have a glass top as well. One burner that is a...

    I have a glass top as well. One burner that is a dual size and if you use the large setting it concentrates the energy of the sun into 10" of space on all settings that aren't simmer. The other 3...
  40. That's easy man. Inflate the dolls with hydrogen...

    That's easy man. Inflate the dolls with hydrogen and rig a detonator of some sort. Release them and as they start rising 'Judge' them and detonate. Tether them with spools of 24ga. telephone wire to...
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    On selecting renters: you cannot discriminate....

    On selecting renters: you cannot discriminate. You can, however setup a significant set of requirements on when and how you will take applications. Here are some examples that may or may not work in...
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    Well, in fairness to recent events, Rapinoe...

    Well, in fairness to recent events, Rapinoe hasn't been on trial for war crimes like some Navy Seals in the past two weeks. So yeah, maybe she is a national hero.

    I'd also wager whomever made that...
  43. Planning for burning man?

    Planning for burning man?
  44. Raley's 'Earthquake Stock Up Special' special is...

    Raley's 'Earthquake Stock Up Special' special is in poor taste and too soon for us Californian's.

    Boycott.
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    Go get a big boy propane torch if you're worried...

    Go get a big boy propane torch if you're worried about pouring fuel down the hole. 500,000 BTU applied directly to their entrance should have the desired effect

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    Available at your...
  46. Thread: Ross Perot RIP

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    In 92 my school had a mock election for pres. He...

    In 92 my school had a mock election for pres. He carried 60% of the vote.

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    If they're just European honeybees, it's time to...

    If they're just European honeybees, it's time to teach the kid that bee stings hurt but aren't the end of the world (unless he's allergic, then see below) and to be aware of his surroundings when...
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    RE: a garden in CA is only as good as its water...

    RE: a garden in CA is only as good as its water supply. When shit hits the fan, that garden will be baked to a crisp in 7 days without water, and we don't get rain from May to October. The good news...
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    Burning man is next month. I bet his YouTube...

    Burning man is next month. I bet his YouTube suggestions are AMAZING right now

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  50. Booner might be salivating. Sent from my Pixel...

    Booner might be salivating.

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