The thing is, when you go driving you know and prepare for the possibility of getting in a wreck. When you go skiing you know there's a possibility of a fall that can injure you. Same with most...

I really don't understand the blind, unreasoning hatred that so many people seem to have against wolves.

What was wrong with the shit that annoys you thread, or the first world problems thread? Why start another thread about the same shit? What the fuck?

Another go with the flow here. Visuals were amazing, must see in 3D. Best 3D movie I've ever seen.

Definitely some flaws in the physics, but damn, it's a movie and I was very entertained. If...

Rules differ state to state but you should probably go ahead and get signed up and open a claim just don't file for benefits for your "vacation" weeks.

Going back to the OP:



I don't think anyone's mentioned the '98 - '02 GM Camaro/Firebird. These cars had good power and handling from the factory and are still available for very reasonable...

Because convenience and trendiness trumps quality for the majority.

Yeah, NM. I think I'd like it down there in the mountains. I'd rather grow weed though. Mixing chemicals freaks me out.

4 years ain't shit. I'd buy the lower mileage car as long as its in good overall condition.

New Mexico... Huh. Would never have thought of it but at least they have mountains and ski areas there. Always wanted to try Taos.

This aint Paris and Zedsdead doesn't McDonalds.

Hell, there's a 5 guys and a Carl's Jr. in Renton. Too far away for that late night craving but I get up there occasionally, going to have to try...

No shit. Unless she's actually preggers get her an alter boy costume.

So no one in the NW knows how to start a decent burger chain?

I mean, you can get a great burger at lots of local restaurants, but for drive-through fast food options the pickings are slim. They...

Aint got none of those fancy burger joints around here. I had to go to Jack in the Box and get an ultimate cheeseburger. No ketchup or mustard. Just the thing to top off a belly full of beer.

A few times a summer for 4 years.

This was in the related items list.

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16 posts and no 'der poopenhausen?'

'cause that's not like real sex, you know?

The officials handed that one to the jets on a silver platter.

Jets making it a game despite themselves an with the help of Brady who seems to think his receivers are 8 feet tall.

Just got back from a birthday party, I'm buzzed and hungry, time to go get a cheeseburger.

Poker's the most fun to play but best when it's a tournament. Just you against the other players, no house involved.

If you're playing at a casino then blackjack is the best game *if* you know...

Good job on not dying dude!

Lettuce don't belong in burritos.

Beans don't belong in tacos.

Get it right you fucking gringos!

I'm with the "if you can't figure this out you don't deserve the job" crowd.

Good luck~!

Why get emotionally invested in a game of chance? You can't do anything about the cards that are dealt, all you can do is play your hand. It's definitely a case of "better to be lucky than good." ...

Am I alone in not understanding what that means?

Heh. How many wimmin folk are interested in a guy who has a lot of toys, spends a lot of time doing fun stuff, but doesn't own a house or have a big bank account by the time he hits middle age? ...

I have a gorillapod. it's older, maybe 4-5 years and over time the joints have loosened up between some of the sections in the legs to the point where it won't hold the camera steady or grip things...

Word. That shit is annoying.

http://youtu.be/MizOftmSc7k

Tried this one yet?

http://img.alibaba.com/img/pb/681/637/375/375637681_240.jpg

When you put a pot on to boil, crank up the burner to high and walk away without seeing the big blob of some greasy shit in the drip pan.

Or, when a moth crawls into the halogen lamp.

I know people who've tripped on psychadelics a lot and are normal people. So do psychadelics cause mental instability, or are there just some people who are mentally unstable and have done...

Fixed it for you.


And just for something completely different but still somewhat fitting the theme:



http://youtu.be/ezRhtnWWUUc

That reads like English but makes no sense.

brand new $700K mcmansions going up on my way to work. big houses built cheap, tiny lots, within spitting distance of each other with no yards, right off a busy, noisy 5 lane retail strip. Who the...

I had no idea there was such a thing.

Welcome back Ernie.

Broccoli
Beer in large quantities

Salomon 1080s aint so newschool anymore. Yer gettin' old and it looks like yer mommy stopped buying skis for you.

$424K???

I thought Western WA was overpriced.

When I take the time to survey all the lines at the market, choose the line with only one person with a few items vs. multiple people with many items in the other lines then all the other lines move...

Man, you guys are no fun at all but at least your hardcore.

The fuck you say. A beer or two takes the edge off the percocet. Just don't eat more than about 10mg or more than a couple beers.

Thanks for the suggestions. Never thought to use my phone as a signal source. Been too busy to try it, but will definitely give it a shot.

On my way to work today my subwoofer started going crazy every time I went over a bump. I'd get a max volume burst of low bass out of it on every hard bump. I had to pull over and pull the rca...

Anyone else think she's just not that attractive?

What did the first mate see when he went to the head?

- The captain's log.

Yarrr ya scurvy laggard! Swab the poop deck and polish the mast!

A pirate walks into a bar, and he's got a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender sees him and asks, "Hey, what's that steering wheel doing there?" The pirate says, "Aaarrrr, it's...