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  1. 388678 You lose.

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    You lose.
  2. Well they usually don't worry that much because...

    Well they usually don't worry that much because they have spares incase they break one or two.
  3. I never told her I was going to punch her in the...

    I never told her I was going to punch her in the face, that was short hand for "knock it off I'm really not playing around."

    6 year old's don't need boobs. They can wear whatever fancy dresses...
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    He "prosecuted" not "convicted" the murderer but...

    He "prosecuted" not "convicted" the murderer but he did "win" in green card court. He also "handled" some work. That's not very solid bragging.
  5. I really like my Mom. She secretly bought my 6...

    I really like my Mom. She secretly bought my 6 year old(6 YEAR OLD) a low cut dress with fake boobs in it. I find out as she is wearing it around the house.

    I told my Mom, do crap like that...
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    How come nobody wanted to embed that gif/non gif...

    How come nobody wanted to embed that gif/non gif of Jody bouncing in a bikini yet?
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    386855 You just need a gmc pickup truck and a...

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    You just need a gmc pickup truck and a ramp for some reason.

    And this, which for some evil reason I cannot embed today. Its missing .gif.

    ...
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    They are handy. I bought some XOOL pocket jigs...

    They are handy. I bought some XOOL pocket jigs on sale.
    Don't forget you can modify them. Clamps, band saws and creativity up the utility a bunch.
  9. We stole about all the tennis balls from several...

    We stole about all the tennis balls from several clubs, marked them with our year and smuggled them onto the second floor overlooking the cafeteria.
    During the end of freshmen lunch, everybody...
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    We don't need speculation, there are pros working...

    We don't need speculation, there are pros working on this.
    It will be on TV very soon.

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  11. Make your kids sleep in the super car, like...

    Make your kids sleep in the super car, like normal people do.
  12. 382681 Titan isn't bad for the money. I like...

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    Titan isn't bad for the money. I like the raised handles better.
  13. 382637 What is "small"? Maybe do this without...

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    What is "small"? Maybe do this without the ford?
  14. Nice red top. Wrap the first 3" of legs with...

    Nice red top. Wrap the first 3" of legs with electrical tape so they don't splinter.
  15. Poll: Bare handed a leopard can be beaten and they are...

    Bare handed a leopard can be beaten and they are one of the Africa's big 5 deadly animals.
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    The Time Carl Akeley Killed a Leopard With His Bare Hands
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  16. Poll: I would think if you lived in a gorilla...

    I would think if you lived in a gorilla environment, spear training may be popular already.
  17. Poll: 2 guys who practiced with spears could do it. ...

    2 guys who practiced with spears could do it.
    One guy stabs the neck, when the gorilla grabs the spear the other guy stabs it in the neck.


    Unless the gorilla takes both spears and stabs them...
  18. 381981 Because a lot of them look like him.

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    Because a lot of them look like him.
  19. Because we have. ...

    Because we have.
    https://mycountry955.com/the-wyoming-man-who-killed-a-grizzly-bear-with-his-hands-and-teeth/
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    Do a week ride along with the EMT's there, you...

    Do a week ride along with the EMT's there, you may come back with a better story.
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    https://media1.tenor.com/images/04cfa9a9a18c151e35...

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/04cfa9a9a18c151e35852e4ee91343dc/tenor.gif?itemid=5139208
    I messed up the story, I forgot all about midget's being ideally built for vicious nut punches, which the...
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    I clearly stated 2 of them had thin suspenders,...

    I clearly stated 2 of them had thin suspenders, therefore they had tiny pants.
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    Over time people usually "popped the top" making...

    Over time people usually "popped the top" making a single floor house. A single to a 2 story is more common these days which is also a "pop top."

    Original underground houses are only in forever...
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    380086 A basement house nearby.

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    A basement house nearby.
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    True Nazi Midget Story. Pueblo, Colorado.

    This story is true and takes place in the late 90’s, in Pueblo, Colorado. NO CLIFFS because its awesome.

    Jack (his real name) is an EMT and riding shotgun in an ambulance with Steve. They get a...
  26. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Ever seen anything this ugly for this much money?...

    Ever seen anything this ugly for this much money?

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  28. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    https://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php...

    https://www.calguns.net/calgunforum/showthread.php?t=874478

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    This one failed to sell for $25 back in 2013. Kind of neat though.

    All I got from my grandpa was a post hole digger from...
  29. 377584 I got one of these 6 months ago. HOLE...

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    I got one of these 6 months ago. HOLE LEE CHIT. I will never go back to an air impact.
    They are crazy money but sick.

    Anybody want my PC comp for $80 in Denver and they can have it.
  30. I sent next weeks lunch money. $40 from the...

    I sent next weeks lunch money. $40 from the unofficial tgr team. I hope it gets better soon.
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    I would go as big as you can fit where you are...

    I would go as big as you can fit where you are going. The place I go can't fit my 30' in 25 of 30 spaces.

    Bigger better rated tires are rarely a bad idea.

    I wouldn't get a triple axle.
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    Wow. Get this one if possible. Can I ask for a...

    Wow. Get this one if possible. Can I ask for a toy hauler airstream now?

    Also look at interior storage. I was offered 95% of what I paid for my 2015 cougar because it has more storage than the...
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    Anything is cheaper than an Airstream. ...

    Anything is cheaper than an Airstream.

    Airstreams don't have slide outs. Once you have a trailer with a ton, Airstreams seem dumb.

    I keep my trailer in a heated garage, I have way less...
  34. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    The other one is a hk 51 in 308. If you want an...

    The other one is a hk 51 in 308. If you want an sbr in 308 its way better than my fal.

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    I really need more cans and to clean up.


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    I have a demill z70 that was never fired...
  35. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    I'm slacking so bad. Parvo has; -better cans. ...

    I'm slacking so bad.
    Parvo has;
    -better cans.
    -more cans,
    -way cleaner,
    -better labels, you can't see red duct tape with black sharpie in the dark
    but I have a pot holder and some peg...
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    I saw burnt aluminum foil and a blow torch. Do...

    I saw burnt aluminum foil and a blow torch.

    Do they smoke tobacco that way too?
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    I got to testify again yesterday!!!! Another 3...

    I got to testify again yesterday!!!!

    Another 3 way kind of a thing and I was outside looking in.

    I didn't get to charge for my time but I negotiated another project from one of the parties. I...
  38. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    The bottom of the market is overpriced but the...

    The bottom of the market is overpriced but the top of the market has some deals out there.


    Also if 80% lowers are illegal now, are we going to 79% lowers now?
  39. Thread: RIP.... me?

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    Rodríguez would have tortured the baby for 3 days...

    Rodríguez would have tortured the baby for 3 days first.
  40. Thread: RIP.... me?

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    If you want to hate somebody evil, hate this...

    If you want to hate somebody evil, hate this prick.

    Félix Ismael Rodríguez Mendigutia aka Max Gomez
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F%C3%A9lix_Rodr%C3%ADguez_(soldier)

    "the testimonies of...
  41. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Well let't think about our options, a kris,...

    Well let't think about our options, a kris, handguns, shotguns or sbr's and look at the pros and cons of each.

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  42. I-25/center of town, south 15 minutes.

    I-25/center of town, south 15 minutes.
  43. I think your stuff is better than a purple and a...

    I think your stuff is better than a purple and a deal if somebody could use one.
    I hope they all go to a good home.
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    365705 You can go older, pussy. The...

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    You can go older, pussy.

    The tires still hold air, kind of.
    One of the tail lights work, sometimes.
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    He has been easier to get along with than my wife.

    He has been easier to get along with than my wife.
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    I saw an early 80's Porsche 911 parked at a meter...

    I saw an early 80's Porsche 911 parked at a meter in San Francisco.

    That was the most hammered dog sheet car I have ever seen. I wouldn't have believed it was running if it hadn't been parked in...
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    I'm convinced I need a chainsaw for personal...

    I'm convinced I need a chainsaw for personal protection now.

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    If you do any trigger work to a mosquito and...

    If you do any trigger work to a mosquito and shoot it a lot. Clean it constantly, use cci mini mags and lube it.
    Sometimes they to like to go full auto when they are worn and they are then trash....
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    I worked with the big 4 and some little guys. I...

    I worked with the big 4 and some little guys. I started taking a huge piece of the market with Kone and my hookups moved out of state and the new Kone guy was a retard. I told his boss, who turned...
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    363408 My commercial elevator door key...

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    My commercial elevator door key collection. I used them all the time from 2004-2010 for work.

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    My everything else key collection #1 of 7. Its not as bad when the tool shits...
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