The local Habitat For Humanity store relies on this. As soon as the CEO’s second wife walks into the 8,000 SQ foot mountain palace, EVERY trace of wife 1’s designs or taste needs to be eradicated,...

And from what I can see, it is RIGHT ON 550, as in you could hear people talking in their cars driving by.
It’s a ‘look how rich I am’ house, not a quality of life house, I think.

I am sort of curious as to who had that built, but not really.

“As You Wish, My Lord”
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/580-Brickyard-Rd-Woodstock-CT-06281/240622710_zpid/?utm_campaign=androidappmessage&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=txtshare

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/aaVrWgpCzgFbkJZQ/?mibextid=7niigQ

There’s a pot for every lid, or something something.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/20m-arizona-mansion-comes-with-a-go-kart-track-and-fully-stocked-racing-garage

TBF, I guarantee that you could buy JUST the house for about $50k if you haul it away.

Much like Trump, this is another example of building “What a poor person thinks rich people actually live like”.

No doubt they weren’t poor, but I imagine grew up ‘not rich’.

But it has ‘Historical Charm’.

There was a time when that would have been $150k, or less, even in Sebastopol.

Hunh.

https://www.movingthemitten.com/listings/alpine-drive

I *almost* feel sorry for them. It’s a goddamn design disaster.

With 47 parking spaces…

Don’t really know if I love it or hate it.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/532-Neptune-Ave-Encinitas-CA-92024/16713012_zpid/

For $19m, it’s way to close to the neighbors, and too far from a...

I don't often love expensive cribs, but I would LOVE to rent this with buddies for a South Mountain bike party week.
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6836-N-36th-St-Phoenix-AZ-85018/7809607_zpid/

Why wouldn't that just be "Rock Island, Ely, MN"?

The use of the word ‘architect’ is very, very loose here.

Maybe she is going by the “All publicity is good publicity” edict?

Dear Lord

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CkzSsAbgHuk/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y%3D

Money laundering, duh

Drunk people and children are gonna fall off of those balconies.

Oh, great, now you are making fun of clumsy people.

Ahem.
Reneged.

With a lot of weeeed, maaan
Pretty sure they hired these guys.

430539

Interesting hippie palace. It’s a bit out there, but impeccably done.
On 702 acres.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2700-N-Valley-View-Rd-Ashland-OR-97520/48323708_zpid/

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a41559659/arkansas-mansion-with-race-track-for-sale/

I hear ya. My kids looks ‘alternative’, but he’s got it together. Wants to go to MIT, and is really into math and engineering, robotics club, etc. he has shown no hints of any interest in mind...

Don’t be ridiculous. College kids aren’t interested in marihuana.

If you are drunk all the time, you won’t notice the horrible leaks and the dismal weather. And the fat chicks.

This just confirms that you play golf with toads.
And that you know Harry did a Harry, and lives in exile.
NTTIAWWT

This just confirms that you play golf with toads.
NTTIAWWT

Hunh.
Some of this is tasteful, and some a little gauche…

https://www.bostonmagazine.com/property/2022/08/31/yankee-candle-estate/

It would be hard to accurately replicate that for a movie set, I reckon’. Imagine the drunken nights at that place. But hey, they have weights, and Saran Wrap.

A treasure, if you like to live in a Groin.

https://www.trulia.com/p/az/phoenix/1124-e-watkins-st-phoenix-az-85034--2571532024

Does this count?

https://www.autoevolution.com/news/mercedes-benz-sprinter-by-klassen-sees-your-camper-van-and-laughs-in-its-face-195661.html#agal_40

Do you invite all of your neighbors over to the pool when you want to rub one out?

Hey, look, it’s xeriscaped!

Something understated for you SLC folk.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/839-E-South-Temp-S-201-Salt-Lake-City-UT-84117/2071481834_zpid/

Oh.
My.
God.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/416-William-St-Mount-Washington-PA-15211/11516283_zpid/

Man, if this place was on the beach near some good riding (Newport? Todos Santos?)
I would be down to go there repeatedly. If everything worked like in, say, the year 2010 (I don’t want to get...

I would totally pay decent money to stay here for a night or two.
Air b n b opportunity!

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3201-Peachtree-St-Sarasota-FL-34231/47501339_zpid/

I parked it in your mom’s garage.

I don’t care if the future owner is Mother Teresa, they are going to be a raging fucking asshole.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/245-Granite-Chief-Rd-Olympic-Valley-CA-96146/240324652_zpid/
...

I dunno, I give this one a pass, it sold for 48,000 dollars.

“Eat. Fuck. Cum”.

Is that better?

Maybe the garage is filled with nubile, lusty wenches?

Maybe if you are a Corning exec?

Here is the ‘starter castle’ for those just entering the ‘storm-able ramparts’ class…

413286

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/259-8th-St-Hartford-WI-53027/40555637_zpid/

Would be PERFECT for sirbumpsalot’s Avatar!

I freakin’ bet I could get rid of them. Some well placed sulfur, and 24/7 Rebekah Black ‘Friday’ at about 100db ought to do it. And have their car towed for trespassing/abandonment if they have one....