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  1. You have to be the youngest "old man" I've ever...

    You have to be the youngest "old man" I've ever met. Luddite.
  2. I ditched the Bluto a couple of years back for a...

    I ditched the Bluto a couple of years back for a cheap Chinese carbon fork and haven't looked back. I found the performance of the Bluto to be pretty poor especially when you consider the added...
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    Race Day shit. The Start. ...

    Race Day shit.


    The Start.
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    The Finish.
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    Doing this... ...

    Doing this...

    https://mountaintrails.org/event-race-mtf/tour-des-suds/

    because whiskey hand ups.
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    There's less feces on your floor than there are...

    There's less feces on your floor than there are on my countertops.
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    Utah sucks, tell your...

    Utah sucks, tell your friends.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190907/f6acf98c078167bc4ebdfb2bcedd00c5.jpg
  7. I've had several racks that use bolts. My daily...

    I've had several racks that use bolts. My daily driver North Shore uses a bolt, without a auxillary cinching device they jiggle like Lizzo.
  8. Ummmm, they include a strap to anchor it to your...

    Ummmm, they include a strap to anchor it to your your hitch. Specifically, to the spot you would attach chains. Any idiot immediately replaces that with a chain and padlock. Also, a standard receiver...
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    Truth, and apparently the TV crews can't even get...

    Truth, and apparently the TV crews can't even get up there. That's a problem, ask me how I know. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190810/16b75fdc41f034e8a8b448de4974c334.jpg
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    25 minute drive to the trailhead.... 1:30 pedal...

    25 minute drive to the trailhead.... 1:30 pedal to the top.... views for days.... 3Kish descent.... all before noon. Utah Sucks, tell your friends. ...
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    In other news, Jacobs survived....

    In other news, Jacobs survived. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190810/b45cd0f8f6072de14e28f7fafcc1f8ca.jpg

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    Have you heard of "The Millers?" Sent from my...

    Have you heard of "The Millers?"

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    Tour of Utah heads up there in a few days....

    Tour of Utah heads up there in a few days. They'll have that shit fixed quick.

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  14. Sorry, I'm too busy riding my bike to waste time...

    Sorry, I'm too busy riding my bike to waste time weighing each hex bolt. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever finished a ride only to think how much better it would have been with less...
  15. It's worth it. XT Cassette ~$65 DT 350 Driver...

    It's worth it.

    XT Cassette ~$65
    DT 350 Driver ~$65

    GX Cassette ~$130

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  16. I did it for a while till I could afford a new...

    I did it for a while till I could afford a new shifter and derailleur. Never had any issues.

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    Just because those cunts on Facebook are psyched...

    Just because those cunts on Facebook are psyched on it, doesn't mean "the masses" like it. They think fezzari is the best bike brand on the planet ffs.

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    It just needs some regular TLC. It's a brand new...

    It just needs some regular TLC. It's a brand new trail in some shitty sandy soil. Draper needs to schedule some maintenance on it instead of focusing on Levitate. Don't build it if you're not willing...
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    I wish I could nuke mine, work keeps me crawling...

    I wish I could nuke mine, work keeps me crawling back into that cesspool.

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    Sounds like something"The Enthusiasts" will love....

    Sounds like something"The Enthusiasts" will love.


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  21. Same bullshit down in Corner Canyon. The kids...

    Same bullshit down in Corner Canyon. The kids are little assholes too, but god forbid you call them out. According to the coaches and parents, those bastards are angels, nevermind the fact that they...
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    It's Yurt season....

    It's Yurt season. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190617/ef2dee2763e30a66399c8d17e4b6edde.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190617/37fa5690013a95866de065fd7a7e97a1.jpg

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    There's a guy who owns 40 acres in the middle of...

    There's a guy who owns 40 acres in the middle of Draper's property. He started putting up some temporary structures on it a couple of years ago. You can see them if you look southwest from the top of...
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    I spoke to Greg about that trail a few months...

    I spoke to Greg about that trail a few months ago. Most of the newer trails have been privately funded, there isn't a donor interested in taking that one on. I think it's on the back burner for...
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    I'm philosophically opposed to picking...

    I'm philosophically opposed to picking half-digested Alpo out of my drinking water, so as far as I'm concerned, if he wants to tow a howitzer on his e-bike while wearing a medieval suit of armor, so...
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    His name is Ryan. He's pretty harmless. I ride...

    His name is Ryan. He's pretty harmless. I ride with a flask on my frame and he's mentioned it to me, but said those types of infractions are the last thing he's looking for. He's more interested in...
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    If only there was somewhere in the Wasatch that...

    If only there was somewhere in the Wasatch that you could always ride..........https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190525/60441834f0ab9157939894a921142a3a.jpg
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    The Krampus is such an underrated bike. I have...

    The Krampus is such an underrated bike. I have about 3K miles on mine and it still brings a smile every time I ride it....
  29. A fucking bicycle is more practical and reliable,...

    A fucking bicycle is more practical and reliable, and I own a 20 year old Rover.
  30. JFC, When did this turn into MTBR?

    JFC, When did this turn into MTBR?
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    Live long and fangerbang the cat?

    Live long and fangerbang the cat?
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    Happy Easter....

    Happy Easter.
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  33. Fix the leaks??!!! If I fixed the leaks, I'd...

    Fix the leaks??!!! If I fixed the leaks, I'd have no idea when she was out of oil. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190421/af06d410f3affe021f7dcf4cc12faaac.jpg
  34. That's what she said.... ...

    That's what she said....


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  35. Fuck cheap bike parts....

    Fuck cheap bike parts. https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20190418/30573a8e0e6a18bad8505f6a5bbbb9a3.jpg
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    Corner Canyon got a bit....moist. ...

    Corner Canyon got a bit....moist.




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  37. 7/34th of a dick. Also, it snowed in the...

    7/34th of a dick.


    Also, it snowed in the Wasatch... again.


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    Dry Creek to Bobsled is good. The upper part of...

    Dry Creek to Bobsled is good. The upper part of Bobsled is a bit moist. Corner Canyon is good from Hidden Valley to Ghost Falls, snowed in above that. I imagine Thunder Mountain is still inudated. ...
  39. It's about time you cheap fuck.

    It's about time you cheap fuck.
  40. The harbor freight on is fine. I'm calling...

    The harbor freight on is fine. I'm calling bullshit on the other poster who said his 1/2 wrench internals were plastic. Don't over think this.
  41. Say what you will about Harbor Freight tools, but...

    Say what you will about Harbor Freight tools, but I've found their torque wrenches to be pretty decent. Get a 1/4 for bike stuff, other than your crankset, there isn't much on a bike that you need a...
  42. I hope your road ride was as good as my fatbike...

    I hope your road ride was as good as my fatbike cruise. Because shorts in the snow was tits....
  43. Even the lower stuff in Corner Canyon is inudated...

    Even the lower stuff in Corner Canyon is inudated with drifts. It's either roadmo, or full on fatty tomorrow.

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    It was terrible. Tell your friends.

    It was terrible. Tell your friends.
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    157 might be a while. ...

    157 might be a while.

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  46. The SLC bench is hit or miss. Some of the washes,...

    The SLC bench is hit or miss. Some of the washes, City Creek, Dry Creek, etc tend to hold onto moisture longer than other areas. That, combined with the runoff from the hillsides above make it a...
  47. Things may have changed.... ...

    Things may have changed....

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  48. Done. It's in my back yard. Sent from my...

    Done. It's in my back yard.

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  49. Perhaps. I don't do asphalt, but if we're on dirt...

    Perhaps. I don't do asphalt, but if we're on dirt or snow, I could be in.

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  50. Hit me up when it gets closer, this time of year...

    Hit me up when it gets closer, this time of year conditions change hourly.

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