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    I've been John Malkovich the whole time.

    I've been John Malkovich the whole time.
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    @swissiphic, there won't be a run on Canadian...

    @swissiphic, there won't be a run on Canadian banks. The big five are all amongst the safest, most conservative places to put your money.
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    Plus, they're really just following the herd:...

    Plus, they're really just following the herd: holy shit! they're running out of toilet paper. grab as much as you can!
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    Absolutely. It gets around means testing as...

    Absolutely.

    It gets around means testing as well. "Here's money to spend into the economy "
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    That's basically food stamps, and it is a good...

    That's basically food stamps, and it is a good idea.
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    Dialetheia.

    Dialetheia.
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    Fact: you are the nuttiest poster in this thread...

    Fact: you are the nuttiest poster in this thread - and that's saying a lot.
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    Just as he foretold, he is killing people on...

    Just as he foretold, he is killing people on fifth avenue.
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    Ha! I might steal that. Happy b'day ice....

    Ha! I might steal that.

    Happy b'day ice. Selling that house might be the perfect birthday gift.
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    I've been drinking Corpse Revivers lately.

    I've been drinking Corpse Revivers lately.
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    Reality hits you hard, bro....

    Reality hits you hard, bro.
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    I see a lot of them around here, but always think...

    I see a lot of them around here, but always think 'why?'
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    Saw this tidbit this morning The Coronavirus...

    Saw this tidbit this morning

    The Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act was signed into law by President Trump on March 27. Companies that borrow from the federal government...
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    Moose down, squirrel to go 323004

    Moose down, squirrel to go

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  16. Try cropping a few pixels from one side (or...

    Try cropping a few pixels from one side (or top/bottom)
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    tiller

    tiller
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    Busses are free here now too, but it's warm. The...

    Busses are free here now too, but it's warm. The homeless would rather be outside. They have their hangouts and cliques just like the 'homed'. Are they really just riding around for warmth there? No...
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    It was the 80s. Everything was plastic.

    It was the 80s. Everything was plastic.
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    Just the towel. We stole it from the janitor's...

    Just the towel. We stole it from the janitor's unlocked closet while he wasn't looking. We never had the case.

    When it hit the end - maybe 5 to 10 feet above the pavement - the plastic (metal?)...
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    When I was in elementary school we stole one and...

    When I was in elementary school we stole one and hung it from a freeway overpass. That fucker was long. Cars were slowing and swerving. Good times.
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    Circling back to this because I'm bored, but who...

    Circling back to this because I'm bored, but who said Telecaster? is actually a thing.

    I spent much of my underemployed twenties playing in bar bands. One of my day jobs was working in a...
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    That yard work isn't going to do itself ...

    That yard work isn't going to do itself :FIREdevil
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    Oh, we're aware. WA is one of the few no income...

    Oh, we're aware. WA is one of the few no income tax states left. Up here in Bellingham troopers pick off unaware Canadians on I5 all day every day. It's the tourist tax.



    I phrased that wrong,...
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    How do they give you the ticket? Is there still a...

    How do they give you the ticket? Is there still a trooper sitting in a car ahead? Seems like a massive waste of manpower.
  27. Poll: We're number one 322787 There's a long...

    We're number one

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    There's a long thread on somethingawful that predates our thread by a few days where someone called it "Winnie the poo's chinese rat flu of shame", but that was...
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    Nextdoor referrals are mostly the real estate...

    Nextdoor referrals are mostly the real estate industry mining your info. Should be named housebook.
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    ...and Cuomo won. That didn't take long. Still...

    ...and Cuomo won. That didn't take long.

    Still would've preferred a CoronaDome deathmatch
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    Cuomo has the upper hand? (not a lawyer)

    Cuomo has the upper hand? (not a lawyer)
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    ^^^ Cuomo says fuck you to that. He'll sue the...

    ^^^ Cuomo says fuck you to that. He'll sue the feds.

    I think he should just challenge trump to a deathmatch.
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    @ goat, I hope you're right, but fear that this...

    @ goat, I hope you're right, but fear that this will be devastating to many/most small people and a win for chains/big corps.
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    So much this. I have friends who own a food...

    So much this.

    I have friends who own a food truck. They don't have rich parents or lucrative day jobs. I'm worried about them, and the multiple other trucks that are the owners' sole livelihood....
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    His bark is bigger than his bite. 322700

    His bark is bigger than his bite.

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    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-tru...

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-trumps-risky-push-to-reopen-the-country-amid-the-coronavirus-crisis/2020/03/28/b87fff62-6ee2-11ea-a3ec-70d7479d83f0_story.html#comments-wrapper
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    well played

    well played
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    so true

    so true
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    Add in that the actual human crisis isn't even...

    Add in that the actual human crisis isn't even half over.
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    I get it. Was just saying that without the...

    I get it. Was just saying that without the ability to write new loans, and potential defaults looming, it's a snake eating its own tail.
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    That's good because there are going to be a lot...

    That's good because there are going to be a lot of missed payments.
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    They closed one of the two shelters here, and put...

    They closed one of the two shelters here, and put everyone in the high school gymnasium to achieve proper distancing. That effort is completely wasted when they "release" them every morning, where...
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    Yeah, she follows that with they were probably...

    Yeah, she follows that with they were probably already in the pipeline, but she's still surprised more of them aren't cancelled due to uncertainty about, well, pretty much everything.

    I didn't see...
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    Every morning my wife looks at that and yells...

    Every morning my wife looks at that and yells "you're not going to believe this - even more listings!"
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    I'd rather have Camacho

    I'd rather have Camacho
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    Scrolling distancing!

    Scrolling distancing!
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    Stay in your homes! Stay in your homes! Be off...

    Stay in your homes!
    Stay in your homes!
    Be off the streets by nightfall.

    iXEL_O6XPLo
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    True story: Years ago I'm sitting in a "crew...

    True story: Years ago I'm sitting in a "crew room" with probably about twenty co-workers. One guy is talking about how the company gave him some token of appreciation (I think it was a $50 prepaid...
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    Neither do I, but use use the low-tech ignore...

    Neither do I, but use use the low-tech ignore function of just scroll past.
  49. Thread: Cheer up

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    In '87, Huey released this, the European version...

    In '87, Huey released this, the European version of Fore, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip to be Square", a song so catchy, most people probably don't...
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    Start coughing on the test drive

    Start coughing on the test drive
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