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Won't be lookin so smug when she can't figure why she's smiling and can barely walk at the same time

the 1legged dog and the plum railing... trifecta of potential realized

aFirmative - oem preferred

yes - of course... u've been awarded the dirty entrance

Okay Lady, your paperwork looks good. Where do want this?

to all those ppl I see makin getting on the hill so hard and get the payoff from so little... i am perplexed and occasionally inspired

Hmmm... no meat flaps

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You smell sumthin? I know what to do!

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbruptChaos/comments/vcrq2h/the_floor_just_exploded_how_can_this_happen/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

hey... i...

access is to the Pedestal only

indeed - same chicklet

nein duplicate tataz

Relax Honey, I'll go get a towelhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20220524/07978b89cb0bd35478468aa1322adebf.jpg

and now back to your regularly scheduled programming

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I follow that advise... maybe twice a month? Really only cook to make bacon fat

"bacon fat is lower in saturated fat and higher in the good monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats than butter"
...

Plasteeq thing is made of very hard material and it is a bitch to make spotless

And... bishpenol-A and BPA outgassing is real so ceramic this in the immediate future:...

hmnahmnahmna

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Ur always such a tight ass

Wait till you see the saddles on that in 5-10yrs

Then get her pregnant... Low And Wide

Not a misogynist

Just sayin.. know what you're getting

No tattoo necessary; if I can get more than 3 fingers swashbuckling around, this is a one night stand.

My fist up to the elbow if you're in need, Honey.

Recommending Kegel exercises

Yep! Nixon was a mentor to many

Brings to mind lots of others of that era

David Aldana
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211118/348582302b99931e18da61f6bba05dfc.jpg

things I didn't need to learn today

The other 98% of the yoga pants wearing woman whose only exercise is to get to the grocery store to get more snacks?





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like the sound of a comfy pair of flip-flops [emoji106]

Potential jailbait tryin too hard to look like a grown-up
be better when she grows some hips. Maybe moving to texas and dropping an unwanted kiddie or two would be good
bangable
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scoliosis... possible jello azz

a whole mouth full of nipple?

intriguing? err no

Kudos to the surgeon

"choke the fq outta me while you demolish my poopenhausen"

Hip Check
Body Check
https://www.reddit.com/r/Instantregret/comments/nn62c8/2_for_2/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

everything zback to normal then

I noticed a disturbance in the force

https://pandora.app.link/bMIzPjkWwgb

https://youtu.be/b1z4JfxFb6c

Micheal Vick Designed https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210520/8d5f39565d517a3010b350097ec904a8.jpg

is that a snatch or a package

and jp5 you add another 10th

temp dependant

You've been crunching jetA to long... water - 8.34#@62°f

I Was Today Days Old

Thumbs up for Turd Cutter Thursday

transition targeted for 2035
https://youtu.be/pUF5esTscZI

A lookout for broken vaginas... good work if you can get

April Fools

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2021/04/05/jskis-april-fools-velcro/

Dude Wipes... really?

https://www.dudeproducts.com/?gclid=CjwKCAjwgOGCBhAlEiwA7FUXkljzn5Cpa_9ZF4EEtYqJ_9Mej-S2DyPAi_oElOZ_7qxkQ3351HntlRoC7lcQAvD_BwE

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the ckokiieena loaded version
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the db5 of course- has to be the bond build out like promised.

now on my gastronomic bucket list

vagina rice

^^^
^^^^

choices choices
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err, this hand jesture is always considered offensive?

lmfao...


Attempting to kill a rat doesn’t end well
https://www.reddit.com/r/Instantregret/comments/ly9tuf/attempting_to_kill_a_rat_doesnt_end_well/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

All Time right here... can drive her nuts witdezzhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20210227/afd5cce7495cff6909c275e3734bda19.jpg

Staging is everything.

TIL; sliding glass doors into the garage... yes!

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Gathered hair is so much easier to grab on to. Long enough, it's great when your hands are tired of choking. Good to clean up afterwards - great hair conditioner... win win

qft

omfg... can...

she best do a lot of yoga if she wants everything she has coming to her

sandy vag friday?

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you have to bite the head off first and then eat it... duh