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    https://youtu.be/nhNJBj6w-8k

    https://youtu.be/nhNJBj6w-8k
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    If Katie's serving, I'll go with a cider.

    If Katie's serving, I'll go with a cider.
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    FTW!

    FTW!
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    How are you now?

    How are you now?
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    I don't fucking care. I shake it as many times...

    I don't fucking care. I shake it as many times as I need to. 20, 37, whatever. Of course it doesn't do any good. No matter how long the song and dance, the last drop always lands in your pants.
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    Here's one for you: WDYGOAPHAGFY. No disrespect...

    Here's one for you: WDYGOAPHAGFY. No disrespect intended.
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    Yes, but do you fry steaks directly on your...

    Yes, but do you fry steaks directly on your cooktop?
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    Good fucking riddance. I hope it was a snake...

    Good fucking riddance. I hope it was a snake bite on top of giardia or dysentery or something from drinking bad water while starving.
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    I am laughing too hard at the thought of someone...

    I am laughing too hard at the thought of someone actually throwing a steak directly on a glass cooktopy. That would be a mess for the ages. And a guaranteed grease fire. Probably a fully involved...
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    Just because it ain't on Google doesn't mean it...

    Just because it ain't on Google doesn't mean it hasn't been tried.
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    Anything hard plastic has to already have been by...

    Anything hard plastic has to already have been by someone, somewhere. So don't say toothbrush next because that's also covered in 101.
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    Definitely disable the smoke detectors.

    Definitely disable the smoke detectors.
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    Another vote for space lasers.

    Another vote for space lasers.
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    If it's evangelical heaven, those bongloads are...

    If it's evangelical heaven, those bongloads are probably Mexican ditch weed. Not in.
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    I dunno.

    I dunno.
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    Throw the steak directly on the glass.

    Throw the steak directly on the glass.
  17. Lake Iroquois boat launch! FTW!!! I approve. I...

    Lake Iroquois boat launch! FTW!!! I approve. I learned how to swim and canoe in that weedy cow pond. Summer days and evenings at "The Lake". And then of course drinking and smoking at the boat...
  18. I dunno, you head up towards app gap on 17 and...

    I dunno, you head up towards app gap on 17 and bang a left once you get up a good way. That's a nice way to get to Huntington. Either way, I clicked you link and it didn't have all the waypoints,...
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    Ya, he's a stoner and cranks bonghits, see above...

    Ya, he's a stoner and cranks bonghits, see above post.
  20. My angle on a Brown trade is different. I'm sick...

    My angle on a Brown trade is different. I'm sick of all the trades. Boston has a good team, be patient and develop the talent you have.
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    I wasnt gonna vote for him anyway, but this seals...

    I wasnt gonna vote for him anyway, but this seals it. He'll get primaried anyway. He should go back to doing the right thing.
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    The placebo sucks. I swear it is water from a...

    The placebo sucks. I swear it is water from a puddle somewhere.
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    Spoon sharpening is shank 101. Next.

    Spoon sharpening is shank 101. Next.
  24. I wouldn't.

    I wouldn't.
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    Why do all speeding tickets have to go to court...

    Why do all speeding tickets have to go to court in NY? In VT you just mail in the fine, unless you are contesting, which I have never done. I've always been nailed dead to rights.
  26. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Every situation is different. However, a big...

    Every situation is different. However, a big argument for dangerous dogs wearing a sturdy traditional collar, in addition to any harness or other gizmo, is so you can choke them if they are latched...
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    Shit, I got all three from Pfizer.

    Shit, I got all three from Pfizer.
  28. Ya, that fucker parked the vehicle in the town I...

    Ya, that fucker parked the vehicle in the town I live in. Apparently has friends here. Which I guess shouldn't surprise me. At least the one friend turned him in.
  29. No love for South Starksboro and Jerusalem?

    No love for South Starksboro and Jerusalem?
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    Butt plug and dildo Venn diagram overlap.

    Butt plug and dildo Venn diagram overlap.
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    That's too obvious. No, it's gotta be something...

    That's too obvious. No, it's gotta be something else, something softer.
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    https://m.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2021...

    https://m.sevendaysvt.com/OffMessage/archives/2021/10/20/police-man-shot-wife-dismembered-her-body-inside-their-camper
  33. Shoot. I woulda drove down to meet you in IRL. ...

    Shoot. I woulda drove down to meet you in IRL. And because sheep are so cute and cuddly and... Wait, what?
  34. Thread: What phone now?

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    Fuck ATT. They fucking created OAN. I'm gonna...

    Fuck ATT. They fucking created OAN. I'm gonna drop them as soon as I can.
  35. Thread: Garden 2021

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    That's how you get bitten on the ankle. Do you...

    That's how you get bitten on the ankle. Do you want to get bitten on the ankle?
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    Yup.

    Yup.
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    RIP Emily. The creepy husband twice her age was...

    RIP Emily. The creepy husband twice her age was a big clue that he killed her. And FFS why did he have to go to my town.
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    I still keep a few extra cases around, I never go...

    I still keep a few extra cases around, I never go below 2.
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    Never hit 25% but ya, definitely missing items.

    Never hit 25% but ya, definitely missing items.
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    It still doesn't give you the right to bitch...

    It still doesn't give you the right to bitch about welfare or smokers. Your statement is like saying you're not a racist because you have black friends. And then proceeding to say something racist....
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    You didn't need to throw welfare and smokes in...

    You didn't need to throw welfare and smokes in there. That's a bit of an asshole move. You could just as easily be behind me, buying a week's worth of shit for 4-6 people, depending on who is home...
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    You can show yourself out.

    You can show yourself out.
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    We gotta hear this one!

    We gotta hear this one!
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    If men had to have babies, our species would have...

    If men had to have babies, our species would have ended a long time ago.
  45. Thats the thing that lets Jimmy Fucking Butler be...

    Thats the thing that lets Jimmy Fucking Butler be Jimmy Fucking Butler. His energy. Hate the guy for what his team did to the Celtics in 2020. But, objectively, he fucking brought it.
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    Is there a path for your degree to be licensed in...

    Is there a path for your degree to be licensed in counseling and do private practice?

    My wife has a master's in counseling. She did the extra course work for both school guidance and LCMHC. She...
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    Ya, flu shot was easy peasy.

    Ya, flu shot was easy peasy.
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    Snork.

    Snork.
  49. There's only one Jimmy Fucking Butler.

    There's only one Jimmy Fucking Butler.
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    Dude. Take a shower. Use soap.

    Dude. Take a shower. Use soap.
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