This doesn't have a good chance of ending well.

In! Does it come with free meth?

9 mos till I'm 55.5. The 401k is the emergency emergency backup. Breaking into that anytime soon practically guarantees that I'll be eating dog food in retirement, if im lucky, instead of most...

Bahaha.

Right?

Who do you think designed the damn thing?

One of the reasons I posted in that other thread about being at wit's end at my job: I inherited this billing report spreadsheet that is mostly voodoo and would probably work better if I sacrificed...

Cumberland county jail? Which rhymes with bail.

Who the fuck is Ben?

Enquiring minds want to know more.

Without a paycheck things dry up pretty darn quick. I'm not a dentist with reserves. And I don't want to use the meager "break glass" funds that we do have. Plus healthcare. That's through my...

I'm having a pretty rough couple weeks at work. Rough going and in a dark place Might have to ditch this gig because it's killing me. Scared to leave without another job lined up. My wife says...

A friend with weed is a friend indeed.

Ok, i chose my words poorly. mea culpa. I feel like the problem is more widespread. Totally can't prove it. Of course he should be banned, no question.

Fucking awful. Hopefully his family also sued, for a hellavu lot more.

And she was ok with some random kooks from an obscure Internet forum as the witnesses. That's a win. I think? Right?

Say it isn't so. Punished to make an example while ignoring the extent of the issue?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/17/sport/jontay-porter-banned-nba-gaming-rules-raptors-spt-intl/index.html

I have had enough of them that they are no BFD. Doc still won't give me a reach around, let alone a hug or a kiss. She's cute too. Next one in the fall. I think that will make 7. Or is it 8? ...

A fine pickle.

Oof.

He was just there for the [necro] gangbang.

I wish you and your new bride nothing but the best.

At least it was on a floor and not on and in your shoes. Or the jeans you left on the floor beside the bed the night before.

Why are we necrobumping last year's thread?

How dare us mere hoomans question the affairs of our kitteh overlords!

Last time??? Ok, I'm sensing a pattern here.

<pic of Miss Mayhem going full Tucker Carlson in the sun on our back deck>

You're missing the point. You shouldn't have to filet the packaging to get at the fish

Save it for after. ;)

Crazy like a fox, eh?

Meth? You have my attention.

Killing me.

Celtics keep losing to the bucks.

Fine until someone clogs the thing trying to flush an elbow in one go.

There are other benefits besides money. It reduces our stress levels. And when we started doing it, interest rates were basically 0. It is worth another look, but my sanity is worth a lot. It...

My wife is self employed so she pays both employer and employee share. I split the quarterly estimated payments up and pay monthly with a reminder in my phone. It's the least hassle and doesn't...

Daytime hotel in Waikiki might not be good for sleeping though.

I've never booked a day hotel anywhere. I've heard of it though. Try this: https://www.dayuse.com/s/united-states/hawaii/honolulu-county. No idea about transportation to and from the airport and...

Sorry, six hour drive each way for me. And I've got a lot of shit brewing at work.

http://goatse.cx

I think it's somewhere in between. And a lot of the anecdotes here are from people that did try to plan. There were definitely surprises this year.

They don't have a clue.

I like A&W in Canada. But I've never been in the back. I do like how A&W will give you actual plates, glasses, and metal cutlery.

This is awesome.

Shit like this: https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/12/middleeast/west-bank-village-stormed-by-israeli-settlers-intl/index.html

Does not help the Israeli cause.

Yup.

This.

https://youtu.be/FcArnepkhv0

Very much so.

Buh bye.