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    You like me, you really do.

    You like me, you really do.
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    Check out Goblin Valley SP. It's like that on...

    Check out Goblin Valley SP. It's like that on steroids. A bit of a trek (understatement) to get to to play, but it's my favorite course in the US.
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    Web(s)ex?

    Web(s)ex?
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    Pure bullshit.

    Pure bullshit.
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    I was scrolling through some mugshots today and...

    I was scrolling through some mugshots today and came across one perp whose name was literally "Anakin Skywalker".

    Page 12-13:...
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    Those should all unscrew with either the supplied...

    Those should all unscrew with either the supplied tool or a small crescent wrench.
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    This is all that comes to mind when I hear Eddie:...

    This is all that comes to mind when I hear Eddie:

    https://countrymusicfamily.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/eddie-haskell.jpg
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    Lung cancer and diabetes? Ha. I understand, but...

    Lung cancer and diabetes? Ha. I understand, but still, at least get a coozie and an ashtray.
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    That pick worked for me. I always got change for...

    That pick worked for me. I always got change for the mags in the house.
  10. That thing looks barely broken in.

    That thing looks barely broken in.
  11. Orange, but not Putnam? Interesting. ...

    Orange, but not Putnam? Interesting.

    https://www.health.ny.gov/environmental/water/drinking/images/doh_pub_contacts_map_795x622.png
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    Indian veggie rabbit hole warning: ...

    Indian veggie rabbit hole warning:

    https://www.manjulaskitchen.com/?s=potato
  13. Iceman's done way worse than that. Count it as a...

    Iceman's done way worse than that. Count it as a blessing.
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    It's a no fucking around kinda night. T bone...

    It's a no fucking around kinda night.
    T bone and some garden greens.

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  15. Paging Hop!

    Paging Hop!
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    View coming home. ...

    View coming home.

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  17. I've used Outlook since it was released and have...

    I've used Outlook since it was released and have zero problems with it except for mobile. I don't get the hate besides Microsoft.
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    Ha. The turbo for my truck costs more than the...

    Ha.
    The turbo for my truck costs more than the truck. Some day I'll get to 70mph.
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    I have a very prominent sticker on my truck that...

    I have a very prominent sticker on my truck that says, "The smell of diesel makes me horny".
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    You should see the black penumbra covering the...

    You should see the black penumbra covering the snow for about 50 feet every time I just start my truck in the winter.
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    Apparently this changed too, but it has the same...

    Apparently this changed too, but it has the same flavor. Makes no sense to me. Gay soup is now happy soup, but with the same gay flavor.

    https://www.maxdelivery.com/nkz/gifs/60060809.jpg


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    It's pretty easy to spool a turbo then slam down...

    It's pretty easy to spool a turbo then slam down a gear on a fuelie.
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    Silk screening block letters is a lost art I...

    Silk screening block letters is a lost art I suppose.
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    Oh, we realize, trust us.

    Oh, we realize, trust us.
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    I have a couple friends with groms on their...

    I have a couple friends with groms on their trailers for shuttle duty.
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    That is why I couldn't crop it.

    That is why I couldn't crop it.
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    "If you see this bike on a trailer, call 911".

    "If you see this bike on a trailer, call 911".
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    Every bank e-mail correspondence I get includes a...

    Every bank e-mail correspondence I get includes a security phrase that I chose while in person at the bank.
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    Your ex?

    Your ex?
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    I can't breathe!

    I can't breathe!
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    ^^^

    ^^^
  32. Apples and Oranges aren't flat. They are more...

    Apples and Oranges aren't flat. They are more similar than different.

    https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=best+ultimate+frisbee+catches+ever
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    I wrote the Legal Primer for Climbing Access for...

    I wrote the Legal Primer for Climbing Access for the Access Fund nearly 20 years ago.

    Here is a condensed relevant portion: https://www.accessfund.org/uploads/pdf/Climbing-on-Private-Land.pdf
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    Those were off the hook.

    Those were off the hook.
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    That is a seriously diverse team. Are you the...

    That is a seriously diverse team. Are you the token?
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    ... from fruita

    ... from fruita
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    They are all pathetic. ...

    They are all pathetic.

    https://skitownallstars.com/collections/ski-town-truckers
  38. It was the only competitive sport at my college...

    It was the only competitive sport at my college even.
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    Why not just 1099 them?

    Why not just 1099 them?
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    Pzvlvu8SNfg

    Pzvlvu8SNfg
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    https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/pizza-box-art/ ...

    https://www.cbsnews.com/pictures/pizza-box-art/

    And, just because:

    https://www.chatelaine.com/food/trends/kfc-secret-recipe-revealed-accidentally/
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    I knew that I was going to misspell that, was...

    I knew that I was going to misspell that, was just too lazy to confirm it.
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    My off the boat Irish grandmother had a mean...

    My off the boat Irish grandmother had a mean German Shepard named Ramal.

    When I grew up there was a chain called Kentucky fried chicken. They shortened that to KFC.

    Crazy shit I tell you.
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    98765 ...

    98765

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    3rded. I can load a ton of pages in the feeder...

    3rded. I can load a ton of pages in the feeder and wirelessly scan them all from my laptop or phone right to the cloud. 3rd party laser cartridges last forever too.
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    People who sign petitions are idiots, and a...

    People who sign petitions are idiots, and a business can be registered for any lawful purpose, despite the leadership.
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    At the last hoa annual meeting I went to, the...

    At the last hoa annual meeting I went to, the board couldn't understand why I laughed out loud when the were going through their budget and had $200 total in their reserve account. I don't even think...
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    I fist met and skied with Brittany at a maggot...

    I fist met and skied with Brittany at a maggot mini at A-basin in 2005. Small world indeed.
  49. You will easily get 15 years out of that.

    You will easily get 15 years out of that.
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    I've had the tremor since my teens. When I turned...

    I've had the tremor since my teens. When I turned 40 I said fuck this, I want to figure it out. Made for some amusing nicknames over the years, but was mostly a major pita especially when climbing,...
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