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    Ask him if the battery is new.

    Ask him if the battery is new.
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    rectaloid

    rectaloid
  3. One hill over and she coulda had really large...

    One hill over and she coulda had really large breasts instead.
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    I wonder how many chicks will send in a picture...

    I wonder how many chicks will send in a picture of a shaved hooha for this contest?
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    Some of covid mink got loose. Apparently.

    Some of covid mink got loose. Apparently.
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    Billy "Fucking" Idol. That dude has not...

    Billy "Fucking" Idol. That dude has not aged--not sure how he's managed that over the years. Perhaps drugs aren't that bad for you.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6LYWvVvcw0
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    Good read fred! It's papapooski level, but...

    Good read fred! It's papapooski level, but without demi-glace and deer carcasses. At least up to this point.

    Anyway, quick trade question. Is everyone installing flooring now after the...
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    It's back..

    No, not who you think.

    This... https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2020/11/30/mcdonalds-mcrib-returns-wednesday-shave-for-free-mcrib-contest/6425093002/
  9. Methalsauce. Could be the manufacturing jolt...

    Methalsauce.

    Could be the manufacturing jolt Upstate needs.
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    Does it have a hood big enough to fit over a ski...

    Does it have a hood big enough to fit over a ski helmet?
  11. The ingredient list is short and to the point.

    The ingredient list is short and to the point.
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    Except on Sundays. The putrid smell of...

    Except on Sundays.



    The putrid smell of fish is wafting their way. They better keep their foot on the pedal.
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    Other than the NFL seems to have stricter...

    Other than the NFL seems to have stricter protocol standards than anywhere, including Santa Clara.
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    Sounds like you may need something with crab...

    Sounds like you may need something with crab crawl mode or at least 35 " tires and a healthy lift.
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    Thanks fred. Noted. I only got into the bathroom...

    Thanks fred. Noted. I only got into the bathroom remodel biz because I was getting $1,000/sq ft quotes to do the job. VT is primarily a preformed acrylic shower region. They're fine, never leak,...
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    Now I'm going with something more philosophical...

    Now I'm going with something more philosophical like, "Why the fuck did I waste a whole day (or god forbid, two) doing this?"
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    That's quite a varied list. Is this some sort of...

    That's quite a varied list. Is this some sort of trick? Because one can never know another man's thoughts.



    Would it jump the farthest into a lake?
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    My wife brought home one of those garlic in a...

    My wife brought home one of those garlic in a sock things they sell at the grocery store, and it said on the label it was from China. Wtf? I threw that shit in the garbage.
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    I asked fastfred because he does serious...

    I asked fastfred because he does serious construction work. When I want advice on shoddy half-assed VT slopeside condo rehabs with T1-11 siding I'll pm you.



    Can't be any heavier than 192...
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    Tiling skis

    I have some leftover subway tile and glass mosaic from my bathroom project and was thinking I'd tile my skis. I like the look.

    Obviously need a grout and thinset that is somewhat flexible. So...
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    Try to get the Collins lift on a powder day. ...

    Try to get the Collins lift on a powder day. Tell them you know Luffski.
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    Do they give bonuses for snagging pass moochers?

    Do they give bonuses for snagging pass moochers?
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    I sure did. Well, he's one down after the fact,...

    I sure did. Well, he's one down after the fact, that's ok.
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    Wait a second here....how'd you see that...

    Wait a second here....how'd you see that Buttahflake post?
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    I'll join you when I get back from Miami.

    I'll join you when I get back from Miami.
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    Sorta rike the Covid version of a repers colony?

    Sorta rike the Covid version of a repers colony?
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    You could instead use the time you would have...

    You could instead use the time you would have spent arguing with family to start an argument here on the TGR. Fire up a few libations and get to posting.

    Perhaps mention over in the ECRC that...
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    The cheap bubble level I bought at the hardware...

    The cheap bubble level I bought at the hardware store is not on the level. How the fuck did the Chinese fuck that up?
  29. Took me a while too. It's hard to see...

    Took me a while too.

    It's hard to see without a hi res monitor, but the guy on the left is putting in a coin where the fuse should go. This is obviously gonna end in a disaster and will be a...
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    What's your upper price point?

    What's your upper price point?
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    I don't think he can see your post.

    I don't think he can see your post.
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    Aren't you a pilot? The only one I would fear...

    Aren't you a pilot?

    The only one I would fear would be Big Steve. But he's probably out looking for gyrfalcons.
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    This isn't the recent presidential election. ...

    This isn't the recent presidential election. Even discounting Gary's list at the current USD/CAD exchange rate, he was the clear winner.
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    After the game, cameras showed Rams quarterback...

    After the game, cameras showed Rams quarterback Jared Goff walking to the middle of the field for a customary post game handshake with the opposing quarterback. The only problem is Brady was nowhere...
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    Utah is home to many strange and exotic wonders.

    Utah is home to many strange and exotic wonders.
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    ^^Some may find the cut and paste feature in this...

    ^^Some may find the cut and paste feature in this thread useful when starting their own ignore list.
  37. What is this thread about?

    What is this thread about?
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    We need to get puregravity on this. Is the...

    We need to get puregravity on this.

    Is the alloy of a type not previously known on earth?
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    Gary, The nut cream is on backorder so you're...

    Gary,
    The nut cream is on backorder so you're getting a few other surprises instead. Enjoy!
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    And augers go through electrical lines and gas...

    And augers go through electrical lines and gas lines faster than just a regular post hole digger.
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    The results are in and we have a WINNER!!!! ...

    The results are in and we have a WINNER!!!!

    Garyfromterrace.

    Congratulations Gary!

    With a few exceptions Gary finds the greatest number of you people offensive. Perhaps its because he's...
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    348833 I used this almost daily for last 2 yrs...

    348833
    I used this almost daily for last 2 yrs and the edge is as sharp as new without ever sharpening. I don't cut cans or pvc pipe like the Cutco salesman though.
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    The S in SBA is for small Benny.

    The S in SBA is for small Benny.
  44. No that was in NJ. That one had the Bergen...

    No that was in NJ. That one had the Bergen County Sheriff bringing in 5 guys shackled together in orange suits. I didn't hang around after my turn at the stand to find out what that was all about....
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    Perhaps you could give it to the moderators? I...

    Perhaps you could give it to the moderators? I think SFB is looking for donations.
  46. I think the ticket came to $232.50 or some fucked...

    I think the ticket came to $232.50 or some fucked up number like that. In a fit of passive aggression I wrote it for $250 and told the poor clerk, "Here, you poor bastards need this more than I do."...
  47. I had to fight a speeding ticket in Cocksuckie...

    I had to fight a speeding ticket in Cocksuckie once. The town has a virus named after it.
  48. Only once, at night, when we dropped of a boa...

    Only once, at night, when we dropped of a boa constrictor.
  49. It's puzzling. I recall everything including the...

    It's puzzling. I recall everything including the buildings looking more gray. That version looks more like South Beach.
  50. ^The valproate may have kicked in.

    ^The valproate may have kicked in.
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