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  1. The old people at my job were like “Obamacare is...

    The old people at my job were like “Obamacare is going to cause riots in the streets!”

    Then they refused to acknowledge I was right, and everything is fine.

    Because weed legalization was going...
  2. He’s not your guy, buddy!

    He’s not your guy, buddy!
  3. 4inaQ45YTF4

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  4. I think I haven稚 encountered a religion that...

    I think I haven稚 encountered a religion that isn稚 full of unbelievable nonsense.
  5. Yeah, except part of what ppl are getting at is...

    Yeah, except part of what ppl are getting at is that the 堵reed is good Reagan generation is aggressively protecting trickle-down while having massively benefitted their whole lives from the things...
  6. Non-believer. I hear your stories and I don’t...

    Non-believer. I hear your stories and I don’t believe them.

    It’s all rainmaking:
    If it rains, you were right to pay the rainmaker.
    If it doesn’t rain, you didn’t pay the rainmaker enough, pay...
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    One after the next, ad infinitum. Pretty sure...

    One after the next, ad infinitum.
    Pretty sure “Michigan” is Chippewa for “fuck me, we’re all fucked”
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    My bad, yours are more like these: 286511

    My bad, yours are more like these:
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    Yeah your priceless used shoes are worth more...

    Yeah your priceless used shoes are worth more than a new pair.

    Are you going to sign them for me? Certificate of authenticity?
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    I just told little Tony 妬t痴 ok, the bad...

    I just told little Tony 妬t痴 ok, the bad internet man can稚 get you
    Full baby talk.

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    I think the ppl on here who know my big fat body ...

    I think the ppl on here who know my big fat body in meatspace can imagine why some shriveled geriatric would not benefit from a collision with me....which is why it’s troubling to see so many...
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    Yes, you douche, they should watch for...

    Yes, you douche, they should watch for pedestrians, and everybody/thing else and ride at a speed they can safely handle.
  14. Heh...good one

    Heh...good one
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    I don稚 even have a fucking nose anymore and I知...

    I don稚 even have a fucking nose anymore and I知 barely a hundredaire.
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    Jesse Jones!

    Jesse Jones!
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    I'm fast becoming bitter, as elderly fuckwits do...

    I'm fast becoming bitter, as elderly fuckwits do 30 mph on the bike paths near my home.

    Sometimes I make small unpredictable pedestrian movements that should prompt an evasive, defensive riding...
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    The immediate benefit of 杜e attempting to...

    The immediate benefit of 杜e attempting to navigate a trouble-free day competes very poorly with 杜aking hard choices and sacrifices for the greater good of society in 2019 USA. It痴 not even a...
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    One of the most interesting features of my time...

    One of the most interesting features of my time in Victoria as "American Boyfriend" was having to explain our dumbfounding fucked-up stupid country to dumbfounded Canadians who would ask me...
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    Click here (https://youtu.be/Nr2cfwR0roU?t=160)

    Click here
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    Are you kidding me? What痴 my incentive to fight...

    Are you kidding me? What痴 my incentive to fight that battle?

    If I refuse that guy:
    Best case: gangbanger with sketchy dog pissed at me. Now I have to look over my shoulder. (I知 in that mode...
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    I love Canada and hate the thought, but are you...

    I love Canada and hate the thought, but are you really talking about being competitive in an “actual war” with the United States?

    Zomg man. No.

    1 series of craigslist ads could destroy that...
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    My lil special guy gets so upset. His safest...

    My lil special guy gets so upset.

    His safest safe spot is the bathroom, so last year I slept on the bathroom floor with him, holding his little paw. He壇 start shaking and trembling and I壇...
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    Awww lil trash bandits

    Awww lil trash bandits
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    Plus, it痴 a quick relatively merciful death.

    Plus, it痴 a quick relatively merciful death.
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    Yeah, you know, you would think. The big problem...

    Yeah, you know, you would think. The big problem seems to be getting a foot in the door. I’ve offered to edit for people, they decline...actually they usually just don’t respond.
    You should see the...
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    There’s a real dog whistle aspect in there too....

    There’s a real dog whistle aspect in there too. At least in the Midwest, where suburban and rural white people resent (and politically oppose) their personal white-people-taxes being spent on the...
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    At work I have to say something to people coming...

    At work I have to say something to people coming and going like a hundred or more times a day. After 6 years of it, I’ve whittled it down to “good day”. You don’t have to switch from morning to...
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    the big stuff really is socialization. You can...

    the big stuff really is socialization.

    You can have really studious environments where people study the minutia of a fundamentalist religion. You can have rigorous academic math environments where...
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    One of the most brilliant political maneuvers in...

    One of the most brilliant political maneuvers in centuries was to start covering the same news events differently to convince people there is no such thing as factual information...and that their gut...
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    The way we see it at this point, in the next few...

    The way we see it at this point, in the next few years there will come a time when my my wife and I and a little dog are going to arrive somewhere needing work and housing and whatnot. I値l probably...
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    If life for you is that simple and easy, count...

    If life for you is that simple and easy, count your blessings.
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    High taxes, reroute military spending into big...

    High taxes, reroute military spending into big ambitious public infrastructure projects that pay well and raise the labor market at large; education, healthcare, housing, and transit treated as...
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    I guess if your life is like an extended vacation...

    I guess if your life is like an extended vacation you should keep doing that.

    My life is not at all like that.
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    It's like a list of things you don't want your...

    It's like a list of things you don't want your servants to be like.

    oh, don't be too prideful to come clean the toilets at the rectory. Sure you can work two jobs and donate to the church, no...
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    So, firstly, this is for anybody contemplating...

    So, firstly, this is for anybody contemplating moving back to the hometown:
    Don’t. Just don’t.

    Posting tonight to attempt to understand something odd and disconcerting that took place a couple...
  39. Man, that series of graphics is so awesome.

    Man, that series of graphics is so awesome.
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  42. I like when it comes out of the can in that...

    I like when it comes out of the can in that can-shape and you can saw rounds off it like a lumberjack.
    Mmmm cranberry log.
  43. Hey...hey now... “Mouthy wannabe” is essential...

    Hey...hey now...

    “Mouthy wannabe” is essential entry-level training for my current position: typey hasbeen.
  44. ^^^Yup^^^ Real talk

    ^^^Yup^^^

    Real talk
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    Well, apparently I’ve poisoned yet another thread...

    Well, apparently I’ve poisoned yet another thread into oblivion with my rapier wit.
  46. until the sun rises in the west and sets in the...

    until the sun rises in the west and sets in the east. until the seas go dry and the mountains blow in the wind like leaves.

    I started posting here waiting for my tab at a diner in 2004, and here...
  47. What say you dentites to little old Andorra? ...

    What say you dentites to little old Andorra?
    FWT events, Commencal bikes....? Seems rad amirite?
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    On the other hand, I wouldn't have expected them...

    On the other hand, I wouldn't have expected them to be late...

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    On yet another hand entirely, apparently their lead singer (probably the CEO) also played for the Calgary...
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    They're probably waiting to get to the pants...

    They're probably waiting to get to the pants until they're done touring.
    Fsh6ilviyIA

    Don't try to stop them now.
    Tonight they're on the loose!

    No one can tell them how.
    Tonight they're...
  50. I can’t believe nobody said new zealand yet? ...

    I can’t believe nobody said new zealand yet?

    Am I fucking this up? Was I supposed to keep it secret?
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