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    Wow, Atlanta fans, what a class act. Already with...

    Wow, Atlanta fans, what a class act. Already with the tomahawk chop chant in the first inning, and a bunch of yahoos standing in the first row right behind home plate. Beer must be cheap tonight.
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    After my meniscus "repair" in the right knee, my...

    After my meniscus "repair" in the right knee, my Ortho told me, no more bumps. I said, cool, I suck anyway.
  3. I walked into a nearly low end liquor store...

    I walked into a nearly low end liquor store locally last year, and they had Pappy Van Winkle advertised on one of those cheezy window signs. I said, yeah, right. Come up to a cash register, and...
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    And a mis-spell in the title.

    And a mis-spell in the title.
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    Yeah, well, that's a whole other issue that may...

    Yeah, well, that's a whole other issue that may require it's own thread.
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    Actually, Mohawk is a pretty short drive, and has...

    Actually, Mohawk is a pretty short drive, and has about as good an uphill policy as any. Park, boot up, and skin, bypassing any sort of pass. Benny's aerobic day.

    But, it ain't the Dolomites.
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    Sometimes you have to use a gondola. Like...

    Sometimes you have to use a gondola. Like Steamboat. Not that I'm going to Steamboat.
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    How long can we play?

    https://www.si.com/nba/2021/10/21/how-long-can-we-play-daily-cover
  9. I'll just leave this here. ...

    I'll just leave this here.

    https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/tufts-university-lacrosse-player-dies-after-choking-during-hot-dog-n1282055
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    He would share the steak knives around the fire.

    He would share the steak knives around the fire.
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    How the fuck do some people sleep at night?

    How the fuck do some people sleep at night?
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    21/22 Resort Covid restrictiins

    Starting to seriously think of trips this season. Up to a month ago I was convinced I'd be in the Dolomites, but, don't think that's happening if I have to whip out my vaccine card at every door and...
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    No, no, you're supposed to say you got inquiries...

    No, no, you're supposed to say you got inquiries and asked some ridiculous amount in return. Then you'll feel so much better swinging your penis in cyberspace.
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    Oh, sure, the gun owners of America are all going...

    Oh, sure, the gun owners of America are all going to listen to him talk about gun safety. Right.
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    He'll make a joke about it on SNL in a few years.

    He'll make a joke about it on SNL in a few years.
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    Isn't it a little strange that IKON would brand a...

    Isn't it a little strange that IKON would brand a pack that will be used primarily away from resorts? Or, at least, encourage non resort skiing in the long run?
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    I don't know what LPV flooring means, but, if...

    I don't know what LPV flooring means, but, if it's the run of the mill composite everywhere in the house, then, yup. First sign of flipping.
  18. Gang pee on a cop?

    Gang pee on a cop?
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    This reminds me of the beginning of the film...

    This reminds me of the beginning of the film Brazil, when the fly gets squished on that police report, and some poor schmuck gets nailed.
    ...
  20. Dude, cruise control. Set it at 59-60. Too many...

    Dude, cruise control. Set it at 59-60. Too many places for them to hide, unless it's been raining a lot lor snow in winter. Even then, they gotcha.

    Saw Mill is the same, but, really enjoyed...
  21. Hah, yeah, I was just thinking about this song...

    Hah, yeah, I was just thinking about this song that was a staple of FM radio for, like, forever, and one of the greatest pop songs all about inequality and pop star celebrity.

    Life is rich.

    ...
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    Jezuz. I have heard stories of driving away from...

    Jezuz. I have heard stories of driving away from a front wheel, and , I totally understand, considering my edible habit, but, an entire bike?

    Dude had to be on his third post ride beer.
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    UA7HzEdWAe8

    UA7HzEdWAe8
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    X2
  25. Old rock stars are still shaking off the...

    Old rock stars are still shaking off the groupies. May not be twenty year olds, but he probably appreciates experience over cute and bubbly.

    I mean, Lemmy was practically dead and was getting...
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    Lift tickets are a lot cheaper over there. Pretty...

    Lift tickets are a lot cheaper over there. Pretty much everything is. What's your point?
  27. But check the toilet bowl high on the wall that...

    But check the toilet bowl high on the wall that has one of the old chain pulls. Most likely a pistol stashed up there.
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    You have zero knowledge of how international...

    You have zero knowledge of how international finance is intertwined, I see.

    Damnit, I responded.
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    https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1450450907...

    https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/1450450907846565889?s=20
  30. He probably still gets a lot of pussy, and it...

    He probably still gets a lot of pussy, and it ain't dry humping pussy.
  31. Thread: Trucks.

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    Same market.

    Same market.
  32. And wound up rich and married to a top model and...

    And wound up rich and married to a top model and not living in a small town in upstate.
  33. Thread: Trucks.

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    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/l...

    https://www.theamericanconservative.com/articles/lament-for-the-pickup-truck/
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    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211019/1e96df8...

    Xhttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20211019/1e96df823476c4490a29fa6ef0d991a0.jpg
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    Once we lose the military, it's full on Nazi...

    Once we lose the military, it's full on Nazi times.

    https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/15/dozens-of-oregon-law-enforcement-officers-joined-far-right-oath-keepers-militia/
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    This isn't going to be a crash or bubble pop....

    This isn't going to be a crash or bubble pop. It's going to be musical chairs. Starting now, a lot of people are going to be like David Byrne in one of his more popular songs. "How did I get here?"...
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    I kinda get the feeling this is pretty much...

    I kinda get the feeling this is pretty much nationwide. Generally.
  38. Still upstate as fuck. It's like seeing your...

    Still upstate as fuck.

    It's like seeing your uncle showered and sporting a fresh haircut wearing a clean jacket and pants at Sally's wedding.
  39. Oh, well, sure, movin' on up! Betcha they got the...

    Oh, well, sure, movin' on up! Betcha they got the Johnnie Walker Black behind the bar today.
  40. No, you really don't. Trust us.

    No, you really don't. Trust us.
  41. Wow, that, as the phrase goes, is upstate as fuck.

    Wow, that, as the phrase goes, is upstate as fuck.
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    They found a new drug. May explain this epidemic...

    They found a new drug. May explain this epidemic of catalytic converter theft.
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    Man, I would think that an asset like a rentable...

    Man, I would think that an asset like a rentable ski area condo that has been locked into an inflation protected cost and is seeing double digit income increases practically every year is a stupid...
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    That data is for sale, you know. It's the new...

    That data is for sale, you know. It's the new oil. Alterra has sold it to many by now.
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    Never fails, year in, year out. Skiers will stand...

    Never fails, year in, year out. Skiers will stand in line for an hour after paying good money for the WROD at Abasin early, but ignore a powder day in April.
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    https://lithub.com/a-glorious-mess-on-confronting-...

    https://lithub.com/a-glorious-mess-on-confronting-the-complexities-of-storytelling-with-anthony-bourdain/
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    Ha, yeah.

    Ha, yeah.
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    That's not guido.

    That's not guido.
  49. Yeah. Although I got passed last week by a BMW...

    Yeah. Although I got passed last week by a BMW doing, maybe, a hundred, and thought, good luck, amigo. Funny, a few miles up the road, no exits, a cop sitting there. How did BMW dude get through that?
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    Wow, the wave? Agreed.

    Wow, the wave? Agreed.
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