not so much gaper quotes, just made everyone around us laugh.

buddy and i are about to get on the mountaintop lift at vail sunday, two patrollers with some fat skis alternate in front of us. my...

HAHA! slutgers. i miss the grease trucks though.

HAHAHA! that reminded me of another one. also at vail this past sunday. im riding some lift, and a chick on the run under me yells to her partner "am i going the right way?" there was only one...

my friends and i were lapping pete's bowl for a bit at vail on sunday, waiting for the others by the lift when this portly middle-aged woman rolls by and without so much as an excuse me goes to us...

had a few on thursday at breck.

on the bus from the parking lots, older guy in a purple one-piece. his wife said that his shirt was inside out, to which he says "so are my underwear." lol the...

hmm...no i didnt realize that. we all thought driving was the only option. not so funny meow, is it?

today at a-basin, some guy asked my friends if they drove there. i wasnt there, so i dont know what they said to him, but i got a real good chuckle out of it when they told me about it.

we got to...

these happened about two weeks ago. my buddy flew in from ny to ski for an extended weekend at vail and beaver creek. he arrived at the condo at like 3am so we decided to do a late day the next...

ahhh...my home mountain. :) i kinda miss skiing on ice a little. haha

anyway, heard on santiago express chair at keystone monday, getting close to mid-day, beautiful day, sun is shining.

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