I skied that day, f'n unreal. We got untracked waist to chest deep in trees just off the groomed on the Bonanza side. Alberta was ridiculous. The bitchy couple was probably a recent Texas transplant....

On the chair today.
Other guy: I hate when they spray that shit.
Me: what?
Other guy: those chem trails.
Me: that's frozen water vapor.
Other guy: no man, it's aluminum nitrate it reflects the...

My buddy and I are hiking the ridge during a classic WC storm/powder day. When we get to the slot in the rocks into the bowl it's blocked by a guy w/ his googles on his fore head and his sunglasses...

I'm sure on his death bed a "skier" will be thinking "I should've worked more and blown off some of those powder days".