Ironically that is one of the reasons I only go once every year or two... I have a quiver of (mostly fat and floppy) skis and not a single appropriate one for their snow. The closest are my full on...

I love their rental equipment maintenance; precisely zero. Set bindings to the minimum and unleash hell.

On a lighter note...

This group of guys were all in camo and had a fantastic five way low speed crash. They aren't resting, they all collided at the bottom of the bunny hill.
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I went skiing at night in St. Louis, MO recently. About 300' of vertical and a bunch of first timers. One of the preferred methods of skiing is to straight line until you get the speed wobbles and...