brettnyt ftw for post #1!!!!!!!!!!!

some folk call it an ipod. i call it a stfu!!!!

What? Like 1". Glad that excites you. ...kinda pisses me off that LCC has only 75-80" base in mid-Feb.

daught - they don't know bout sportin wimin!!!!!!!!!!!

ski bus skuttle: so wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk wonk!!!! and wong dong dong dong dong dong!!!!!
(turn up ipod volume!!!!!!!)

riding the ski bus up lcc is always interesting. no matter how many times i hear it i laugh and cry at the alta haters that insist that the no snowboard policy is out of love for the knuckle...

i miss so much between wearing buds and skiing where there are no lines

does this lift go to the top?

how come you have duct tape on your ski pants?

cool to see this thread back - be even cooler to be standin in lift line with the ipod in one ear listinin to all this years fresh bs. aaaahhhhhh.

when i am out in the bush and pass others i always like to ask if there is a 7-11 nearby - as i am usually burritoed up with an army duffel bag with skis poking out there is laughter all around.

how do you get a ski bum off your porch?
pay him for the pizza

i'm in:

This guy walks into a bar at Snowbird and says "Hey, you guys wanna hear a snowboarder joke?" The bartender says, "I'm a snowboarder, the guy on your right is a snowboarder, same with the...

wunderkind, thanks for the humor. i cant afforf to go out to the shows so i must rely on slope style humor. as for me i missed that event but was probably up the line cursing for the chair to start.

skis are good. fatties? there is some fun to be had over in albion basin.

Bushman bring that cool float plane n lets raise some hell!

there is 150" of snow at the bird! the season is not over!

gaper - hey my ski area closed for the season

see what i mean - jet fighters on a ski page. guys im sorry your snow is gone. however, here in utah we have 150" on the ground and the bird will...

gaper - hey my ski area closed for the season

serious - poma lift? where have i been? guess i should stop bitchin bout the old fashioned doubles on gad 2 and little cloud.

yes my friend, 3-26 was epic - i ski the bird - i think i know that woman from the 992. so did you tell her bout the bus eating snow dragon in lcc?

over at brighton there is a couple that are ski instructors - they are 88.
and just to provide motivation - alta offers a season pass for $25 - once you hit 80 - way i see it when that day comes my...

i really didnt think anyone saw me do that! but just to be fair about it all - the huck was closer almost a foot and i did briefly have a glimmer of daylight beneath my skiis. by the time that...

april fools day there will be a mass snowboarder tour of alta! im a skier but i love this attitude or should i say altatude! ride baby ride!

thank you jgb. that the nicest thing anyone has told me since i skied over the eagles nest! i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have a frontal lobotomy!

i like the idea of cubicle monkeys. sounds like mayhem. anyway my most sincere apology if i offended such species. i did not mean to imply cubicle monkeys when i said cubicle minds. what i meant...

not a quote just the truth. my ski pants are all duct taped in the ass n such. when i bend over to buckle my boots others get a first hand view of a ten on the pucker scale. tale of the tape! a...

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the snow is to white today and where is the powder area anyway?

thats the truth - remember the headphones!

jong to gaper on mineral basin chair: are u havin fun in the fresh powder?

gaper back at jong: i dont come to utah for the powder

gaper to jong at gold miners daughter: can u get from snowbird to alta (with a nasal whang)