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    Probably pushed the tits deep skier off.

    Probably pushed the tits deep skier off.
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    I don't know how Jerry that was, but that was...

    I don't know how Jerry that was, but that was ugly.
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    Gold medal.

    Gold medal.
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    zing!

    zing!
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    Bieber after his first run, "I can't feel my...

    Bieber after his first run, "I can't feel my face, but I like it"
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    Awesome gaper quote, congrats!

    Awesome gaper quote, congrats!
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    Holy crap! Almost right out the nose.

    Holy crap! Almost right out the nose.
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    I wonder if anyone has died skiing before. "C'mon...

    I wonder if anyone has died skiing before. "C'mon man, it was just a prank bro!"
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    Jerry is always good for a mood lifter.

    Jerry is always good for a mood lifter.
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    Thanks for reposting that, I've been trying to...

    Thanks for reposting that, I've been trying to find that one for some time. That's a scary amount of air time like that.
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    ^I'm not exactly sure why, but that was pretty...

    ^I'm not exactly sure why, but that was pretty darn funny.
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    Jerry is great.

    Jerry is great.
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    When I was a younger dick, I'd yell something...

    When I was a younger dick, I'd yell something like...." Hey, I hope you don't get pregnant, because you are fucked".
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    Yet there is a whole culture out there that think...

    Yet there is a whole culture out there that think nothing of sliding on metal rails. Some actually think it's pretty cool. Almost as cool as a radical twister spread.
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    I'm no line nazi, but if you are leaving an open...

    I'm no line nazi, but if you are leaving an open space on the chair I'll assume it's my option. I don't mind being that guy calling someone out for being a douche. Like you guys said, someone's gotta...
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    That's funny, I was on 6 pack line this morning....

    That's funny, I was on 6 pack line this morning. Liftie calls out "you 5 and 1 single" ... Guy in the singles line doesn't move, liftie again "1 single, let's go"!... Guy in the singles line says...
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    Umm, what?

    Umm, what?
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    Sandwiched between two (guessing, epic gear...

    Sandwiched between two (guessing, epic gear geeks). First guy starts saying how his mitts are too warm for today (its -3F). 2nd guy says "wow, those are nice mittens, blah blah blah" First guy " Had...
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    Group of 5 or 6 heading to the lift with their...

    Group of 5 or 6 heading to the lift with their gear. One straggler yelling up to them... "HEY, do any of you's remember what my skis looked like?"
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    That story mad me sad.

    That story mad me sad.
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    I lol'd

    I lol'd
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    Just be careful that they don't gape even further...

    Just be careful that they don't gape even further and fall from the chair... We had a fatality from a 25 foot fall from chair last Sunday...
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    Happened to me not too long ago... I said, a...

    Happened to me not too long ago... I said, a little heads up would be nice...They said, whatever... So I gave them a little early morning yoga lesson by forcing the bar up before they had a chance to...
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    Geesh... Enough thread cunting already. On the...

    Geesh... Enough thread cunting already.

    On the chair this morning with 5 other (what seemed to be) 45-50 year olds. Guy next to me has a pair of dead skinny, straight Elans, looked to be about...
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    ^ hahahah... " bummed "... I got it...

    ^ hahahah... " bummed "... I got it...
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    Sit down on the six. 5 Minutes in to ride, Girl...

    Sit down on the six. 5 Minutes in to ride, Girl says to guy next to me "I hope you are good at skiing on one ski" Guy looks puzzled..."why is that" he says. She says "well you only have one ski"......
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    ^Awesome gaper quotes, keep'em coming. You guys...

    ^Awesome gaper quotes, keep'em coming. You guys are killing it!
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    .... i don't know what to say.....

    .... i don't know what to say.....
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    Took my twice a year skiing friend and his 11 yr...

    Took my twice a year skiing friend and his 11 yr old son out on our local hill. Ducked into some woods between trails. Lots of fun stuff to go through. We get out and they are both thrilled. ...
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    What did he say about it when you asked him?

    What did he say about it when you asked him?
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    Holy crap! That was crazy, so,crazy that it...

    Holy crap! That was crazy, so,crazy that it probably deserves it's own thread, even in the right forum for good measure.... Just crazy.
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    I see those cads out a few times a season, always...

    I see those cads out a few times a season, always envision one of those poles ripping you a new one .
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    Spook ... You owe me a beer, to replace the one...

    Spook ... You owe me a beer, to replace the one that just came out my nose, and I did not have the safety bar down on my couch (I'm so core local).
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    I can't imagine the trail of tail that Das and...

    I can't imagine the trail of tail that Das and Leroy have left in their wake .... Reality show written all over it.
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    When you get good enough, you don't fall. You...

    When you get good enough, you don't fall. You crash.


    "In 26 days this year I've went down 3 times,so....."

    Ummm ... NTTAWWT .... :)
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    Quite the handsome gal.

    Quite the handsome gal.
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    The chair thing happened two seasons ago at my...

    The chair thing happened two seasons ago at my local hill. They were instructed to ditch their skis and poles as to not interfere with them getting roped down. Funny thing is after they got them...
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    They've got their safety bar down..........

    They've got their safety bar down.......
    http://pbr177.photobucket.com/albums/w214/tomcrac/207155_1896112811961_1515820124_2037816_5522062_n_zpsd7de2144.jpg
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    Saw a Japanese fella at the top of the mountain...

    Saw a Japanese fella at the top of the mountain last weekend skiing with a skitote attached to one pole.
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    Some 'tard puts me and maybe a family member (got...

    Some 'tard puts me and maybe a family member (got kids) or a friend in danger, I'd really have a hard time letting it go.
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    Guroo..... That was seriously funny shit right...

    Guroo..... That was seriously funny shit right there. That dude did not go down without a fight, even though the fight was with himself.
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    ^^^ ... So don't leave us hanging.... Are they...

    ^^^ ... So don't leave us hanging.... Are they close to 165-75-80's??



    :)
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    KY makes a fluoro jelly? ... could be good to...

    KY makes a fluoro jelly? ... could be good to know.
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    ^^^ That must have been some collision.

    ^^^ That must have been some collision.
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    Not necessarily a quote but funny (to me at...

    Not necessarily a quote but funny (to me at least) ..... The other day out on the hill, I come down this trail that basically does a 90 degree elbow turn near the bottom. There are two guys stopped...
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    I dont see the problem with having a gopro ...If...

    I dont see the problem with having a gopro ...If they are stoked then its a good thing.

    Waiting on line last weekend, two boarders behind me:

    Boarder1: Yeah, Ive been working on sizing down...
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