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  1. If I didn't have all this pangolin meat to go...

    If I didn't have all this pangolin meat to go thru...
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    You don't have the switch on the toilet seat that...

    You don't have the switch on the toilet seat that when you sit on it, sends out a signal to the neighbors and the delivery guy to stop by?
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    The toilet paper shortage explained fairly well....

    The toilet paper shortage explained fairly well.

    https://marker.medium.com/what-everyones-getting-wrong-about-the-toilet-paper-shortage-c812e1358fe0
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    Damn.

    Damn.
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    X2. The blue screen is the best background.

    X2. The blue screen is the best background.
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    What are you doing to help out? Just sitting in...

    What are you doing to help out? Just sitting in the house your wife paid for and smoking weed?
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    I'll apologize ahead of time for promoting on...

    I'll apologize ahead of time for promoting on this site, but speaking of making masks...

    As you all can imagine the stripper community has been hit hard by social distancing. Many of them have a...
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    Birthday greetings from the Branch Covidian...

    Birthday greetings from the Branch Covidian compound in beautiful S. VT.
    If heaven is anything like Londonderry, may God take me soon.
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    This really could describe a whole lot of posters...

    This really could describe a whole lot of posters here in the PR. Have your friend visit the rat flu thread.
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    You know its coming. What better way to get...

    You know its coming. What better way to get people to wear masks?
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    I just bought a two pack with the Pats logo for...

    I just bought a two pack with the Pats logo for $12.99 on the NFL fanshop site.
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    These guys? ...

    These guys?

    https://twitter.com/MassGovernor/status/1245673091986046976
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    Way, way too much weight on the inside ski.

    Way, way too much weight on the inside ski.
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    Jeezus Ken. You best be careful or someone will...

    Jeezus Ken. You best be careful or someone will report you to the mods or worse yet, put you on ignore.
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    Heck yeah brother Glade.

    Heck yeah brother Glade.
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    You've somehow stumbled upon the ethos of why I...

    You've somehow stumbled upon the ethos of why I started the Branch Covidians. If you would like to join a like minded group of individuals in southern VT, pm me.
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    Ken, your viewpoints are a bit drastic even for...

    Ken, your viewpoints are a bit drastic even for the PR. I think you need to check yourself.
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    and chum the area first?

    and chum the area first?
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    Perhaps a Bob's Big Boy fan?

    Perhaps a Bob's Big Boy fan?
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    Here at the Branch Covidian compound in beautiful...

    Here at the Branch Covidian compound in beautiful (today at least) Londonderry VT, we are selecting such individuals to join our fellowship:
    Covid resistant individuals to spread God's message...
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    Nobody cares.

    Nobody cares.
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    It means nobody cares about Sweden or their...

    It means nobody cares about Sweden or their meatballs.
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    I think you treat it like buying the newest tech...

    I think you treat it like buying the newest tech bindings. If you can work it, you're better off getting it after the early adopters are finished and there's more room at the hospital.
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    Oh man, that used to be Bobby's job before the...

    Oh man, that used to be Bobby's job before the Kraken got him.
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    Benny's GF giving free bj's to anyone with an...

    Benny's GF giving free bj's to anyone with an Epic Pass. She's in the shack by the lift.
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    Hung-Li Imports call it the Pangolin Party Pack.

    Hung-Li Imports call it the Pangolin Party Pack.
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    How can you be sure the owner doesn't beat his...

    How can you be sure the owner doesn't beat his wife and watch child porn? Benny found this out the hard way when he got his Full Tilts fitted.
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    I've been looking for an online purveyor of...

    I've been looking for an online purveyor of pangolin meat. My Chinese source dried up.

    Pangolin fetus is yummy.

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    If it's pangolin based a 1.1 nomenclature would...

    If it's pangolin based a 1.1 nomenclature would avoid confusion. For a new host species, 2.0.
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    You mean another release from the lab? On the...

    You mean another release from the lab?

    On the Tilex sinus cleanse, I should caution you might loose your sense of smell for a couple hrs. But eventually it comes back.
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    If you have an enclosed shower, spray Tilex on...

    If you have an enclosed shower, spray Tilex on the walls and floor, wait 5 mins and then take a hot shower.
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    Why not just move to a socialist country? Here's...

    Why not just move to a socialist country? Here's a list...

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_socialist_states
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    in the second quarter.

    in the second quarter.
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    Just be careful pouring hot oil on your beavers. ...

    Just be careful pouring hot oil on your beavers. The last thing you need is a trip to the ER right now.
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    Rome is falling again....

    Rome is falling again.
    https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-03-30/italy-risks-losing-grip-in-south-with-fears-of-looting-and-riots
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    Covid-20

    Covid-20
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    It stores fine for around 200 million years or so.

    It stores fine for around 200 million years or so.
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    "We think the cat is a side victim of the ongoing...

    "We think the cat is a side victim of the ongoing epidemic in humans and does not play a significant role in the propagation of the virus".

    Phew. We just got rid of our pet pangolin.
    The kids...
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    Busch is giving 3 months' worth of beer to people...

    Busch is giving 3 months' worth of beer to people who adopt or foster a dog during coronavirus crisis

    Great, trailer park alcoholics adopting dogs for 3 months.
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    I'm not sure whether to take a word which doesn't...

    I'm not sure whether to take a word which doesn't exist as an insult or a compliment. This place confuses me sometimes.

    Remember, a swipe of lime around the rim of the glass to kill the virus....
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    With a vengeance. Ok, but you don't need...

    With a vengeance.



    Ok, but you don't need to put yourself thru this torture alone.
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    Then pm the mods and ask them to take a vote and...

    Then pm the mods and ask them to take a vote and send me away. Do that for everyone you don't like here, and change the name to Meadow Skippers Tea Room and bask in the bliss of your hand picked...
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    For your own good, you may need to put me on...

    For your own good, you may need to put me on ignore.

    Why don't you pm KQ and find out how she's doing? Maybe she's busy with other stuff?
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    I apologized, so if you also want to quote the...

    I apologized, so if you also want to quote the apology feel free.

    Or just put the people you don't like on ignore. I think that's the way the thin skinned do it here?

    If it's a ban-able...
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    Still here, don't fret. Just have to take...

    Still here, don't fret.

    Just have to take care of some business in a zone with unstellar internet coverage, so if I'm out carry on without me.
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    You don't want to watch the 2019 season?

    You don't want to watch the 2019 season?
  47. Had he just cast off into the harbor and anchored...

    Had he just cast off into the harbor and anchored a safe distance away for a while as I suggested, he would still be with us.
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    I'm sorry for the comment that made you cry KQ. ...

    I'm sorry for the comment that made you cry KQ.

    I'll stick to making snarky comments on Benny's and Buttah's posts from here on. And Danno's too. Now that Spook is no longer here, I need a new...
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    Do you have any farm animals that depend on you?

    Do you have any farm animals that depend on you?
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    What would Chuck Norris do?

    What would Chuck Norris do?
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