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  1. I started to pour a 40 on the front stoop in...

    I started to pour a 40 on the front stoop in remembrance of those wretched souls but before the OE 800 even hit the curb two skids jumped out of the Continuum hot tub and lapped it up like drinking...
  2. It's a colossal goat fuck out there this morning....

    It's a colossal goat fuck out there this morning. Get here early tomorrow.. or ski The King.
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  3. Best liquor deals in town too. I think we got...

    Best liquor deals in town too.
    I think we got the last pie from Pizza Hut delivered the day they closed. Tasted like they stopped giving any fucks about quality. Wrong crust, not sure what the sauce...
  4. It's pretty bad. The heli to SLC alone is likely...

    It's pretty bad. The heli to SLC alone is likely around $20k. His wife won't be working much as she'll be in SLC for him. So anyone who can spare some coin, his family will be in need.
  5. I think it's a free show unless you want VIP...

    I think it's a free show unless you want VIP ticket, but that just includes some food and open bar close to the stage. Prolly be setting up a little shakedown street in the ranch lot for pre-party.
  6. Rendezvous word on the street is bobby weir with...

    Rendezvous word on the street is bobby weir with john mayer for the village show on March 28.
    They should be making official announcement any day.
  7. It really shouldn’t reflect on Hand Fire - other...

    It really shouldn’t reflect on Hand Fire - other than the staff did nothing to help the situation - but the incident is somewhat typical of what happens here with parents who give zero fucks about...
  8. Annie's? Yep, the other night. They neglected to...

    Annie's?
    Yep, the other night. They neglected to tell us they didn't have their liquor license yet until we already ordered some appies, so no booze, wine, beer. Maybe they have it now. Otherwise,...
  9. Went to continuum yesterday for apres. Someone...

    Went to continuum yesterday for apres. Someone told me they were mistakenly serving $11 shots of don julio so I rushed over. It was a rumor. But I did pay $8 for a can of beer that almost took an act...
  10. On a somewhat related note... anyone else refer...

    On a somewhat related note... anyone else refer to mormons as scoops? I learned it when I was in Utah, but it doesn't seem very ubiquitous.
    I love using this term and have spread it around town....
  11. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    2nd on the range bag. I'm a fan of Cannae and...

    2nd on the range bag. I'm a fan of Cannae and have a few of theirs. https://cannaeprogear.com/
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    Another vote for Tom and Jerry's. Was a big...

    Another vote for Tom and Jerry's.
    Was a big annual T&J party at my grandparent's and while it takes time to prepare and they even used special punch bowl and cups, it opened my eyes to the wonderful...
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    Did he wake n bake?

    Did he wake n bake?
  14. Thread: Seattle is dying

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    Just got back from getting called up to the...

    Just got back from getting called up to the mothership in seattle.
    Ate at the Whale Wins my last night there. One of best dining experiences I've had in a while. But they have to educate you on min...
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    People who are overly thankful to waitstaff. It's...

    People who are overly thankful to waitstaff. It's certainly not genuine appreciation.
    "Could I get another beer, that would be sooooo amazing"
    Beer delivered
    "Oh my god thank you soooo much, you...
  16. Thread: View right now

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    My suite has porthole-style windows. 301724

    My suite has porthole-style windows.
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  17. Thread: Who uses Airbnb?

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    If you enjoy sleeping on a pillow with crusted...

    If you enjoy sleeping on a pillow with crusted ejaculate on it, then AirBnB is a wise choice. Otherwise, I prefer hotels that are legally required to meet some level of cleanliness standard. Also, if...
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    Once my valet removes my tailored Stuart Hughes...

    Once my valet removes my tailored Stuart Hughes I'm ready to rumble.
    But yes, if you're in 'Nam, get a tailored suit. Quality work and materials for a fraction of what it costs on Savile Row or in...
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    I only fly privately now, so can't help you.

    I only fly privately now, so can't help you.
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    I'm referring to Wendover, UT. Never been to...

    I'm referring to Wendover, UT. Never been to Wendover, NV with all their degenerate gambling, drinking, drugging, and whatnot.
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    In some cultures ass is considered a delicacy....

    In some cultures ass is considered a delicacy. Canada for instance. Their heads are so far up their own poopchutes, they must love it more than poutine.
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    Wendover. It's like four ogdens.

    Wendover.
    It's like four ogdens.
  23. Thread: Your pronouns?

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  24. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    If I'm a guest in someone's home, I'll certainly...

    If I'm a guest in someone's home, I'll certainly call them whatever they identify as. Otherwise it would be rude and I'm not a savage. But to implement this nonsense across society, count me out.
  25. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Was just chatting with an old chum I'm hoping to...

    Was just chatting with an old chum I'm hoping to stay with in NYC when I'm there in a couple weeks and told him about the new world of including preferred pronouns in email signatures at my company....
  26. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    299224 I guess we're required to call him that...

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    I guess we're required to call him that now. This kid is going places.
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    Whatever song they play at his funeral. ...

    Whatever song they play at his funeral.
    Parrotheads are the fucking worst
  28. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Here's the sig from SHIFT with personal deets...

    Here's the sig from SHIFT with personal deets removed

    First Last (she/her)
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    phone
    SHIFT | The Center for Jackson Hole
  29. Thread: Your pronouns?

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    Your pronouns?

    Some of my colleagues are now including their preferred pronouns in their email signatures. Likely only a matter of time before it becomes required for everyone in the company since we're so...
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    At first I thought that was me, then realized I...

    At first I thought that was me, then realized I don't wear maga hats nor marijuana leaf print shirts. Pro tip: Cop told me carrying bear spray for personal defense against other members of society is...
  31. Thread: Lobster

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    I've been eating Lobster Mac n Cheese at Spur 2x...

    I've been eating Lobster Mac n Cheese at Spur 2x week. Should only be a sometimes treat but its fucking addicting!
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    Focusing on my dental practice and spending more...

    Focusing on my dental practice and spending more quality time with my prostitute.
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    Yesterday we had a guest check out and he was...

    Yesterday we had a guest check out and he was sharing some park and wildlife photos with our concierge. Some were selfies of him danger close to bison. But he showed one pic of him with a head of a...
  34. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    Put about 1k rounds through it, and it ate...

    Put about 1k rounds through it, and it ate everything I gave it. I have the 20 and 30 rd mags, they all fed perfectly. I swapped out the foregrip for vertical version and put a Romeo red dot on it....
  35. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    New cz scorpion pcc, heading to the range to run...

    New cz scorpion pcc, heading to the range to run a thousand rounds through it. also taking the anti-gun gf and her new golden boy.
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  36. Saw one of the first signs of winter in the...

    Saw one of the first signs of winter in the village this morning - a male wearing one of those big arctic explorer jackets with the furry collar. Usually don't see those until the resort opens, could...
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    This is great. Highly recommend Legacy of Ashes...

    This is great. Highly recommend Legacy of Ashes by Tim Weiner.

    I bought some noise cancelling headphones so I can tune out her insanity, as well as her morning ritual of telling me about what her...
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    being 9/11 of course she's on fire about how the...

    being 9/11 of course she's on fire about how the buildings really came down. beyond busy today so I'm not available to discuss her foolishness with her, but she's a controlled implosion believer....
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    It's a ubiquitous term that I felt would describe...

    It's a ubiquitous term that I felt would describe my close relationship with flat-earthier in a way most others in professional life would understand.
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    I showed her cool photos of swimmers just about...

    I showed her cool photos of swimmers just about to break the surface tension of water - I think she believes those are fake. But I can't burn any calories trying to convince her.
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    The conversation began when she said there was...

    The conversation began when she said there was "literally a thousand years of proof Jesus was a living man and rose from the dead". I don't generally shit on folks' religious beliefs, but I let her...
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    She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic...

    She doesn't understand surface tension. Or basic physics for that matter.
    When pressed, she said "have you ever seen water bend? of course you haven't, therefore the earth cannot be round"
    ...
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    Negative, drunky mcfloppytits is no longer...

    Negative, drunky mcfloppytits is no longer employed here.
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    My work spouse is a flat earther

    She also doesnít believe we landed on the moon - or at least very skeptical it actually happened. Iím surprised I didnít know this from five years of working with her. I knew she had ultra right-wing...
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    Heading to Dallas tomorrow for the game. Casually...

    Heading to Dallas tomorrow for the game. Casually mentioned to my gf's dad I'm a ducks fan and that it would be fun to see a game in jerryworld. Sends us 4 tix, 50 yd line, row 6. Although he didn't...
  46. Last night I had to close my window. This...

    Last night I had to close my window.
    This morning I had to wear a shawl on the porch as I sipped coffee.
  47. In other news... Canada has a military!

    In other news... Canada has a military!
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    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had...

    I've gotten a couple pm's from mags who have had similar experiences which was helpful and enlightening. I'm not going to contact the sibling, if they reach out first then I'll cross that bridge...
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    Ancestry DNA test told me I have a sibling

    I took the Ancestry DNA test because Iím adopted without any background on my biological parents Ė beyond they were obviously Canadian royalty or participated in some secret Canadian super-baby...
  50. Thread: View right now

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    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen ...

    In seattle for seafair trollin for seamen

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