Damn, some of y'all had WAY too much time on your hands.

So who's gonna come clean as britney, Tap's new girlfriend?

Those lips are so damn big they remind me of the punching bags @ Kronk.

I have a chub. Stoke!!!

FakerBoi, go back to the Skiing forums, dammit.

Never skied drunk, and after observing a bunch of my teammates attempt to ski last weekend while shitfaced @ Boyne's Crazy Days, I don't think I ever wanna ski drunk. Nothenkyew.

Now driving...

Makes me hungry. Then again, I haven't eaten yet today.

Let the carnage begin. :D

That's the one.

I might point out that we men have 3 lumps of tissue.

1 (Twig) + 2 (Berries) = 3 ("Lumps")

The downside to your "lumps" is that neither of 'em grow when you'd like them to. ;)

There's only a few of "us" and hundreds of "them."

Fact is, it needs moderation. Not fascist moderation, but just enough.

Juanna gimme a clue who you are, Mr. Valdez? ;)

Good to see y'all. May this sanctuary begin to thrive like the old one did.

[sighhhhhhh]

Sorry dudes. I give up. :(

I'm making TGR my new sanctuary. :cool:

The old sanctuary is starting to become one of those parties you throw that grows beyond your control and...

I'm here too, f-ckheads.