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  1. Living in Sicily for two years left me fairly...

    Living in Sicily for two years left me fairly fluent in Italian at that time. I was able to carry-on all but the most technical conversations without any problem. I was amazed at how quickly I was...
  2. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Squirt guns from behind is a good deterrent for...

    Squirt guns from behind is a good deterrent for counter jumpers...
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    288542 288543 Its melting fast... git it...

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    Its melting fast... git it while it lasts.
  4. Thread: View right now

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    the mammoth i call it “death of a wiggle...”

    the mammoth


    i call it “death of a wiggle...”
  5. Thread: View right now

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    the chicken noodles 288330

    the chicken noodles


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  7. Thread: View right now

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    288323 nice day.

    288323






    nice day.
  8. Thread: Watcha cookin'?

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    Proper prep is key........ good luck.

    Proper prep is key........ good luck.
  9. Thread: View right now

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    What do you think of this one? 288206

    What do you think of this one?


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  10. Thread: View right now

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    So, you’re commissioning bridges now? ...

    So, you’re commissioning bridges now?





    How nice for you.....
  11. Agreed, that’s some serious fucking style. .....

    Agreed, that’s some serious fucking style. .....
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    If they’re really huge, like more than an inch...

    If they’re really huge, like more than an inch long, make sure they’re not a cicada killer before you go all fucking nuclear on them. Those fuckers don’t hurt nothing but cicadas.

    Are they this...
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    Sounds like he was and is #Winning. ...

    Sounds like he was and is #Winning.




    #FuckTheMan.
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    You can't count on that there technology to save...

    You can't count on that there technology to save your ass just yet...... that's why i depend on pocket beers and the Pizza Pouch™.

    ...
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    1- write sweet business plan 2- take to bank or...

    1- write sweet business plan
    2- take to bank or any interested moneybags
    3- borrow
    4-
    5- Profit.......


    Simple plans get results.
  16. Yes, I believe that it would...... so including...

    Yes, I believe that it would...... so including that, what would the grand total of ping pong ball related surgical procedures be?
  17. Thread: View right now

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    time to use that nice little pull out across the...

    time to use that nice little pull out across the street there and turn round.....
  18. Ain't nobody ever been hurt by no damn ping pong...

    Ain't nobody ever been hurt by no damn ping pong ball, old man.... the Captain taught us that long ago.

    https://media.giphy.com/media/eKrgA7JKRXyxdxIxef/giphy.gif





    seriously now, just...
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    wait, what? you got a hotel room with light...

    wait, what? you got a hotel room with light bulbs higher that 45 watts? where was this nirvana? i can never see in a hotel room even after I find all the goddamn hidden light switches......
  20. Thread: R.I.P. Mad

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    287882
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    yes, you are the only one that thinks that.

    yes, you are the only one that thinks that.
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    I fully agree with this statement.

    I fully agree with this statement.
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    whats best for full time swimmers?

    whats best for full time swimmers?
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    the lightning bug show is totally on point this...

    the lightning bug show is totally on point this year..... a very strong effort by the whole lampyridae family.
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    if i were to have done that screw up on purpose,...

    if i were to have done that screw up on purpose, this is about the only thing that i could imagine as a finale for that show...... I would have waited at least 90 seconds for the last of the big...
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    Still the best....

    so far.......





    https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=35&v=ndVhgq1yHdA
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    I will assume that you meant to say that you...

    I will assume that you meant to say that you reverse sear it with your dragon.......right after the 37 hour sous vide.
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    fuckin' boomers can't text....... fact.

    fuckin' boomers can't text.......




    fact.
  29. Poll: Bobby gots money too.....

    Bobby gots money too.....
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    McDonald’s used the large griddle to cook...

    McDonald’s used the large griddle to cook millions of hamburgers for decades before they fucking went to the crappy assed microwaves meats.
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    That sounds like a lot of work. Are all of those...

    That sounds like a lot of work. Are all of those steps absolutely necessary?
  32. now that’s just blasphemy right there, buddy...

    now that’s just blasphemy right there, buddy...
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    Trying to keep the msrp low.....?

    Trying to keep the msrp low.....?
  34. well bud, it seems that the national weather...

    well bud, it seems that the national weather service recognizes hail as a form of snow...... and that is good enough for this doofus.


    that's how Houston was able to set a record for snowfall...
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    mouse fillings are like tree rings.... they both...

    mouse fillings are like tree rings.... they both have a tale to tell.
  36. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeEbtiruH2Q
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    su su sudio fuck that douche

    su su sudio



    fuck that douche
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    Eggs definitely make a difference.....

    Eggs definitely make a difference.....
  39. It’s snowing in Mexico in the summer. 6 fucking...

    It’s snowing in Mexico in the summer. 6 fucking feet of it. Something ain’t fucking right.....
    ...
  40. Is that the place that was bought by the youtube...

    Is that the place that was bought by the youtube family? How did that work out? Are they still running it?
  41. Wha chu gots aginst tree rings old man?

    Wha chu gots aginst tree rings old man?
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    Bennys retired.... he don't do the manual labors.

    Bennys retired.... he don't do the manual labors.
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    mud and snow sport tires?

    mud and snow sport tires?
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    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was...

    Maul never got his own sidecar.... that honor was reserved for Lord Vader himself.


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    Party on Darth.....
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    Fuck em..... he knew what he was doing. Hes...

    Fuck em..... he knew what he was doing. Hes counting on you to be to much of a pussy to call the codes dept.


    let the city handle this.... theyre used to dealing with this type of shit.
  46. Thread: View right now

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    nice day for it....

    nice day for it....
  47. Thread: Doggie stoke

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    Dog stairs or ramps will help with that. ...

    Dog stairs or ramps will help with that.


    https://petsmart.janrainsso.com/static/server.html?origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.petsmart.com%2Fdog%2Fbeds-and-furniture%2Framps-and-steps%2F
  48. Thread: Home saunas

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    Hot tub = human stew..... fucking gross.

    Hot tub = human stew..... fucking gross.
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    You lead an interesting life...... Does a...

    You lead an interesting life......



    Does a Glock count as sprung or unsprung weight?
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    yer advice sucks.... ...

    yer advice sucks....


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