Yay! Cross-pollination!

Any chance Dex's chicken suit is available for the event?

And damn, I am so tempted to insist upon a Bouncey Castle at the club.

Anyway, I'd highly recommend a...

Damn, GW's flipflops are even larger than mine!

Jon Stewart, I love you.

George vs. George

Bush dislikes flip-flops? Well, here's my size L, deluxe Rainbow-brand, hemp-strapped right-foot flip-flop up your polyp-y old sphincter, Oh Leader of the Free World! A pox on you! Now, gimme my...

You knew the job was dangerous when you took it.

Proud sponsor of the 2004 Chicken Charge,
OD

P.S. Check's in the mail

Standing O for the chicken!

Double-entendre intended.

A chicken in the Bush is worth two in the hand! <-lame

Heehaw! The suit is even more hilarious than I'd imagined. Nice job.

I know there's a funny slogan to be had involving "choking the chicken" but I can't quite put it all together.

Haw! Just got back from dinner, and was telling a buddy about this chicken suit prank. He volunteered to toss some cash in, too!

buk buk buk buk!

"Chickenhawk" on one side, "Birdbrain" on the other?

Hell, I'll help sponsor the chicken. PM me your PayPal or what have you.

When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin', (buk,...

Linda Blair starred in a bunch of those mid-70s made-for-TV girl-gone-bad flicks. "Sarah T: Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic" was one. The most messed-up one was "Born Innocent," though:


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Yes! The Cryin' Injun! Classic glycerin-tear effect.

Anyone from that era recall being subjected to those fear-mongering anti-glue-sniffing flicks in grade school? Kid whiffs some model...

Yup.

I've found that, when push comes to shove, most people you call out will back right down. Especially if you're dealing with people giving you grief from the safe confines of their cars. ...

Yay! Great photos.

I like how in the final photo your little guy looks much more grown-up and serious than you do. :D He keeps you young, eh? :cool:

Spoke with an NYC ladyfriend last night. She told of the bicycle protest (you know, where the bikes take over the streets) where the protestors laid down their bikes, laid themselves down in the...

Well, I went into the local shop (ZJ Boarding--same place yogachik has VIP privs) and fondled the new snowboarding boots. Does that count?

Keep in mind it was like a bazillion degrees hot by...

she steam-cleaned her couch
chemicals linger behind
her behind tingles




EDITED for nuance and clarity :rolleyes:

EDIT to add an action shot: Stuck on the I-15 out of Vegas on the return from Utah, in the aftermath of a big accident. Car does not come equipped with my friend, Mr. Suave, or my longsuffering...

Listen, sonny, I AM that proverbial little old lady who happens to drive a Subaru. And drives at the posted speed limit, to boot. Unlike you damned hop-head whippersnappers.

:p

Love the car...

Whoa. Ditto!

I'm still rubbing my eyes in disbelief.

No, I believe he meant antennae. Plural.

You've obviously not met AntiSoCal yet. ASC, you left these behind at McCormick's that night. I remember you saying something about them improving your...

Ever seen Michael Lewy's PP stuff? Mad steez.

I don't give much thought to my high school cronies. Those most definitely were not the best years of my life. They were hard, scary, but very interesting years. I lived on my own, without...

Quote:

"The AWOL Vaporizer has a built-in safety device because it takes about 20 minutes to inhale one vaporizer shot of alcohol. It is not something people are going to get very drunk on."


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Woolly's O-face:

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Lucky dawg. Is your family looking to adopt? I'm housebroken, I don't chew the furniture, I won't attack the mailman (though I might have to bite the FedEx man...mrrrwr), I may/may not chase cars,...

Anybody remember the IKEA ad where two gay guys were shopping for a bed?

What's wrong with being a fag?

Lokelani McMichaels.

I thought it was going to be about snowboarders in the terrain park.

OK. Going on a 27-mile run, in the middle of summer, with 1.5 liters of water. Sorry to be harsh, but that is Darwin Award material.

Tangential rant:

People who shorten already short words in their emails:

thks for "thanks"
yr for "your"

And the one that really makes my librarian bitch-hairbun twitch:

ur for "your"

:eek:

Whoa! Sounds more like an S&M den than a hospital! Do you wear black leather scrubs? :D

Those man-nipples make this thread NSFW for us females.
:p

I'm just crabby because it's 3 a.m. and there are no good snacks in the fridge. :mad: :mad: ;)

EFFICACIOUS! INDEFECTIBLE!

You're killing me, here.

GRAMMAR. Grammar, grammar, grammar!

There is no "e" in grammar.

And, "indefectable " ...?

What-de-fuckable?!

Go walk around downtown. Take the boat tour of the city. See if there are any cool outdoor festivals going on along the shore. Go to the top of the building with the restuarant (name escapes me)...

^^ Excellent.

:eek:

Crazy stuff!

...or, maybe you heart eggs, sunny-side-up?

Hell, who doesn't!

Berlin frightens me. Stop it.

P.S. Can a bomber plane fly through a hurricane, like the one that biffed Florida? Stupid...

OK, so, if mangs can design, build, and distribute skis, can we not do the same with our LED thingy-dingy?

Who's in? :D

9) Put your makeup on before you leave the house, girl! (For the good of humanity.)

10) If you pop that zit, it'll leave a scar.

Yay! The magic of the internet bringing good people together yet again.

Yay!

Yeah, well, peeing into a chilly bedpan ain't no picnic, either! (But yes, it's not nearly as gnarly. Ufftah!)

I was on some stupid sleep aid (did nothing for me), that was contraindicated for males because it had that very effect on men. :eek: Not so much fun having to go into the ER with that complaint, I...

Hey, LAN: You ever prank a patient by whipping out a Silly Straw when you're about to do the catheter thing?

Silly Woody!

The AD: Duly noted. Will remember to carry a measuring tape in my kit bag.

LAN: WHOA! Re: the catheter. I've not experience Rolfing (ralphing, that's another matter). I'm scared of it.
...

When I studied shiatsu massage, we were told that some of those boners are "innocent." Some sort of parasympathetic system response yadda bladda fadda.

We were instructed to put the guy at ease...

LOL!

Similar to those people who have a rearwindow decal with the make of their car. T O Y O T A etc.

I'm dying for the day rearwindows come with scrolling LED displays so I can send a...