Search:

Type: Posts; User: core2

Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4

Search: Search took 0.01 seconds.

  1. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Heard on the lift. "What is your favorite black...

    Heard on the lift. "What is your favorite black run?" "Catwalk" was the answer.
  2. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Indian people fucking love snow. You have to...

    Indian people fucking love snow. You have to respect their gaper spirit. Here they pay $30 just to ride the scenic chair lift one time around and not even get off at the top.
  3. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    get off my ski area with that shit attitude. we...

    get off my ski area with that shit attitude. we need a "best aggro local quote of the weekend" thread for people like you.
  4. Replies
    2,683
    Views
    700,160

    dude is out there getting after it throwing up...

    dude is out there getting after it throwing up grams and getting followers, what did you do today? haters.
  5. Replies
    155
    Views
    20,098

    You've probably skied with Coleman and didn't...

    You've probably skied with Coleman and didn't know it. I've seen him up at AZSB a few times making laps.
  6. Replies
    155
    Views
    20,098

    Brianhead and Eagle Point are solid ski areas....

    Brianhead and Eagle Point are solid ski areas. Eagle Point is trying hard to make a come back and I hope they are successful.
  7. Replies
    155
    Views
    20,098

    I grew up in Ruidoso and still have a cabin and...

    I grew up in Ruidoso and still have a cabin and family there. It is one of the few actual mountain towns where you can still get a nice chunk of land and a cabin with views close to skiing for 50k....
  8. Replies
    155
    Views
    20,098

    Places left to ski that aren't owned by shitheads

    Let's support them. Name your non-shitty, locally owned and operated feeder hills that are keeping skiing alive.

    All of James Coleman's resorts:
    AZ Snowbowl
    Purgatory
    Sipapu
    Pajarito
    Hesperus...
  9. Replies
    38
    Views
    5,305

    what a wild season, thanks el nino.

    what a wild season, thanks el nino.
  10. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I estimated 2-3 ft on a beer pee I had earlier...

    I estimated 2-3 ft on a beer pee I had earlier this season. Probably depends on type of snow pack and avi conditions etc.
  11. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    This is a new trend called "free peeing" that is...

    This is a new trend called "free peeing" that is supposed to make people not ashamed to pee in the open and in public anymore. I will load up with a big coffee and spray down a snow bank right...
  12. looks horrible

    looks horrible
  13. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Ski patroller to other ski patroller on full six...

    Ski patroller to other ski patroller on full six pack chair. "Did you see Bohemian Rhapsody? I had no idea Freddie Mecury was a fag"
  14. Replies
    11,606
    Views
    1,930,053

    More and more carnage every season...

    More and more carnage every season...
  15. Replies
    11,606
    Views
    1,930,053

    https://snowbrains.com/crowds-are-the-constant-in-...

    https://snowbrains.com/crowds-are-the-constant-in-colorado/
  16. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Did you see my above post? This zip tie thing is...

    Did you see my above post? This zip tie thing is becoming an epidemic. What the hell?
  17. Replies
    244
    Views
    55,714

    Hesperus Ski Area outside Durango last Saturday...

    Hesperus Ski Area outside Durango last Saturday after 3' dump.
    271306
  18. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    These dudes by all appearances did not look like...

    These dudes by all appearances did not look like gapers but when the ticket window lady at Wolf Creek handed them the lift ticket with zip tie the guy asked her "how do I put this on, I am only used...
  19. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    None of you guys have the skill and balls to do...

    None of you guys have the skill and balls to do city touring and ski the mean streets of NYC. This is truly unexplored terrain.
  20. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    The kid was probably 17 or 18 but because you are...

    The kid was probably 17 or 18 but because you are 200 years old all of them look 7 or 8 to you.
  21. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I would pay good money for a ski pole with a dab...

    I would pay good money for a ski pole with a dab rig in it. Anyone ever seen that? I figure it must exist in CO by now.
  22. Replies
    219
    Views
    16,209

    Lol @ gapers giving away their last remaining...

    Lol @ gapers giving away their last remaining sacred places on the internet.
  23. Thread: Urban Vixen

    by core2
    Replies
    44
    Views
    4,317

    Front range has thousands of these women, she...

    Front range has thousands of these women, she would fit right in there. Nothing to see here, move along.
  24. Thread: Busy Winter

    by core2
    Replies
    4
    Views
    735

    Sometimes I wait until March before I ski so all...

    Sometimes I wait until March before I ski so all the crowds will be gone.
  25. tell them to stick with the sativas

    tell them to stick with the sativas
  26. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I want to find out how easy it is, what mountain...

    I want to find out how easy it is, what mountain will you be at this weekend?
  27. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    only gapers have their DIN set low enough to...

    only gapers have their DIN set low enough to actually lose a ski, lots of gapers here I see.
  28. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    "Harrison was convicted of disorderly conduct in...

    "Harrison was convicted of disorderly conduct in 2016 and 2017. After his 2017 conviction, he was ordered by the court to undergo mental health treatment and anger management, according to court...
  29. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Well what if his parents taught him different...

    Well what if his parents taught him different values like If you won't fight a sheriff for cucking a powder day then you don't have your priorities right? We don't know the whole story I guess.
  30. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Speaking of Brighton, anyone else catch this gem?...

    Speaking of Brighton, anyone else catch this gem?
    ...
  31. Replies
    8
    Views
    4,536

    I'd love to somehow catch a powder day up there....

    I'd love to somehow catch a powder day up there. The road closures suck but I really do like the ski area. The guys who cut those runs knew what they were doing, the terrain is maximum fun for what...
  32. Replies
    25
    Views
    2,024

    We actually have four ski hills in AZ, three with...

    We actually have four ski hills in AZ, three with lifts. Check out my TR below. Few people on this board have the nuts to ski the Lemmon.
    ...
  33. Replies
    8
    Views
    4,536

    TR: Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley, AZ

    I was able to check this place out last weekend. Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley is above Tucson, AZ with a base elevation of 8200 ft, offering 900' of vert is the most southern ski area in the US. It is a rad...
  34. Replies
    25
    Views
    2,024

    Two of the ski areas in Arizona were created in...

    Two of the ski areas in Arizona were created in the 1940s by great Austrian pioneer skiers who recognized the excellent terrain and snow our mountains have to offer.
  35. Replies
    25
    Views
    2,024

    Everyone is criticizing these guys but no one...

    Everyone is criticizing these guys but no one knows the reality. They were both born in Austria and skiing and snowboarding is in their blood. From birth they have lived on snow and were taught by...
  36. Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?

    by core2
    Replies
    71
    Views
    6,939

    266111

    266111
  37. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I've seen the strange lights up there. They are...

    I've seen the strange lights up there. They are at all the NM ski areas. This is why the high mountains there were/are sacred to the Navajos and the Apaches. The lights are the Kachinas out and about...
  38. Replies
    24
    Views
    2,492

    I hear Denver has places that sell cures for...

    I hear Denver has places that sell cures for uptightness.
  39. Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?

    by core2
    Replies
    71
    Views
    6,939

    A few years ago someone managed to get a shit...

    A few years ago someone managed to get a shit stained pair of white men's undies to sit perfectly on the pinnacle of the bra tree at my local mountain. I looked at those shitty underwear every lift...
  40. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Yes, but I can't decide if asshole locals or...

    Yes, but I can't decide if asshole locals or clueless gapers are worse, due to this I can't focus my corrective efforts for maximum effect.
  41. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Do any of you guys call out these gapers? If some...

    Do any of you guys call out these gapers? If some stuck up bitch started shitting on locals in the gondi with me I would take the time to give her a nice kook rant about how she needs to fuck off to...
  42. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone...

    If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone walking through a ski area parking lot with a plastic sled I could afford a Vail day pass.
  43. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    Two teenage girls riding the lift with me, one...

    Two teenage girls riding the lift with me, one points to a random cloud and says "that must be from the snow making machines."
  44. Replies
    1,495
    Views
    330,403

    Yes, the whole peak flushes out right into a...

    Yes, the whole peak flushes out right into a bunch of green and blue runs too.
  45. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    A few years ago when they started making snow up...

    A few years ago when they started making snow up there it was piss yellow from sediment in the pond and they had signs all over telling people not to touch it. The first day I went up to ski I saw a...
  46. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is...

    I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access....
  47. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I'd love to see you all come try to ski our...

    I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl...
  48. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high...

    I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high post counts so I will be able to deduce your home mountains and come find you. If I see or hear anyone saying shit about change for a nickel I will...
  49. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    If any of you come to my preferred hills and I...

    If any of you come to my preferred hills and I hear you calling people gapers I will come over and straight bust you in the chops. I don't put up with that shit.
  50. Replies
    11,761
    Views
    2,710,056

    It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks

    It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks
Results 1 to 50 of 169
Page 1 of 4 1 2 3 4