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03-05-2021, 08:16 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Heard on the lift. "What is your favorite black...
Heard on the lift. "What is your favorite black run?" "Catwalk" was the answer.
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05-06-2019, 04:13 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Indian people fucking love snow. You have to...
Indian people fucking love snow. You have to respect their gaper spirit. Here they pay $30 just to ride the scenic chair lift one time around and not even get off at the top.
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04-15-2019, 11:42 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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get off my ski area with that shit attitude. we...
get off my ski area with that shit attitude. we need a "best aggro local quote of the weekend" thread for people like you.
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04-09-2019, 10:34 AM
Thread: The Gaper Spirit Animal
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dude is out there getting after it throwing up...
dude is out there getting after it throwing up grams and getting followers, what did you do today? haters.
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04-03-2019, 06:59 PM
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You've probably skied with Coleman and didn't...
You've probably skied with Coleman and didn't know it. I've seen him up at AZSB a few times making laps.
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04-03-2019, 11:56 AM
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Brianhead and Eagle Point are solid ski areas....
Brianhead and Eagle Point are solid ski areas. Eagle Point is trying hard to make a come back and I hope they are successful.
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04-03-2019, 11:53 AM
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I grew up in Ruidoso and still have a cabin and...
I grew up in Ruidoso and still have a cabin and family there. It is one of the few actual mountain towns where you can still get a nice chunk of land and a cabin with views close to skiing for 50k....
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04-02-2019, 07:45 PM
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Places left to ski that aren't owned by shitheads
Let's support them. Name your non-shitty, locally owned and operated feeder hills that are keeping skiing alive.
All of James Coleman's resorts:
AZ Snowbowl
Purgatory
Sipapu
Pajarito
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03-22-2019, 04:33 PM
Thread: silverton unguided 2019 roll call
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what a wild season, thanks el nino.
what a wild season, thanks el nino.
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03-19-2019, 11:28 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I estimated 2-3 ft on a beer pee I had earlier...
I estimated 2-3 ft on a beer pee I had earlier this season. Probably depends on type of snow pack and avi conditions etc.
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03-18-2019, 11:12 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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This is a new trend called "free peeing" that is...
This is a new trend called "free peeing" that is supposed to make people not ashamed to pee in the open and in public anymore. I will load up with a big coffee and spray down a snow bank right...
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03-11-2019, 05:04 PM
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looks horrible
looks horrible
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03-04-2019, 06:16 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Ski patroller to other ski patroller on full six...
Ski patroller to other ski patroller on full six pack chair. "Did you see Bohemian Rhapsody? I had no idea Freddie Mecury was a fag"
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03-01-2019, 03:19 PM
Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....
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More and more carnage every season...
More and more carnage every season...
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02-28-2019, 12:50 PM
Thread: OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....
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https://snowbrains.com/crowds-are-the-constant-in-...
https://snowbrains.com/crowds-are-the-constant-in-colorado/
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02-25-2019, 02:44 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Did you see my above post? This zip tie thing is...
Did you see my above post? This zip tie thing is becoming an epidemic. What the hell?
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02-25-2019, 10:45 AM
Thread: Go forth and ski, then bring back pics.
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Hesperus Ski Area outside Durango last Saturday...
Hesperus Ski Area outside Durango last Saturday after 3' dump.
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02-24-2019, 05:54 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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These dudes by all appearances did not look like...
These dudes by all appearances did not look like gapers but when the ticket window lady at Wolf Creek handed them the lift ticket with zip tie the guy asked her "how do I put this on, I am only used...
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02-15-2019, 02:46 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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None of you guys have the skill and balls to do...
None of you guys have the skill and balls to do city touring and ski the mean streets of NYC. This is truly unexplored terrain.
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02-11-2019, 09:01 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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The kid was probably 17 or 18 but because you are...
The kid was probably 17 or 18 but because you are 200 years old all of them look 7 or 8 to you.
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02-05-2019, 09:11 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I would pay good money for a ski pole with a dab...
I would pay good money for a ski pole with a dab rig in it. Anyone ever seen that? I figure it must exist in CO by now.
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02-04-2019, 08:17 PM
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Lol @ gapers giving away their last remaining...
Lol @ gapers giving away their last remaining sacred places on the internet.
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02-04-2019, 07:20 AM
Thread: Urban Vixen
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Front range has thousands of these women, she...
Front range has thousands of these women, she would fit right in there. Nothing to see here, move along.
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02-02-2019, 07:32 AM
Thread: Busy Winter
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Sometimes I wait until March before I ski so all...
Sometimes I wait until March before I ski so all the crowds will be gone.
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02-01-2019, 11:09 AM
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tell them to stick with the sativas
tell them to stick with the sativas
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01-31-2019, 01:41 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I want to find out how easy it is, what mountain...
I want to find out how easy it is, what mountain will you be at this weekend?
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01-25-2019, 07:14 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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only gapers have their DIN set low enough to...
only gapers have their DIN set low enough to actually lose a ski, lots of gapers here I see.
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01-25-2019, 09:27 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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"Harrison was convicted of disorderly conduct in...
"Harrison was convicted of disorderly conduct in 2016 and 2017. After his 2017 conviction, he was ordered by the court to undergo mental health treatment and anger management, according to court...
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01-24-2019, 02:25 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Well what if his parents taught him different...
Well what if his parents taught him different values like If you won't fight a sheriff for cucking a powder day then you don't have your priorities right? We don't know the whole story I guess.
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01-24-2019, 09:10 AM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Speaking of Brighton, anyone else catch this gem?...
Speaking of Brighton, anyone else catch this gem?
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01-24-2019, 06:45 AM
Thread: TR: Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley, AZ
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I'd love to somehow catch a powder day up there....
I'd love to somehow catch a powder day up there. The road closures suck but I really do like the ski area. The guys who cut those runs knew what they were doing, the terrain is maximum fun for what...
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01-23-2019, 08:43 PM
Thread: Check out these clowns
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We actually have four ski hills in AZ, three with...
We actually have four ski hills in AZ, three with lifts. Check out my TR below. Few people on this board have the nuts to ski the Lemmon.
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01-23-2019, 08:40 PM
Thread: TR: Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley, AZ
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TR: Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley, AZ
I was able to check this place out last weekend. Mt. Lemmon Ski Valley is above Tucson, AZ with a base elevation of 8200 ft, offering 900' of vert is the most southern ski area in the US. It is a rad...
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01-23-2019, 07:52 PM
Thread: Check out these clowns
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Two of the ski areas in Arizona were created in...
Two of the ski areas in Arizona were created in the 1940s by great Austrian pioneer skiers who recognized the excellent terrain and snow our mountains have to offer.
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01-23-2019, 07:34 PM
Thread: Check out these clowns
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Everyone is criticizing these guys but no one...
Everyone is criticizing these guys but no one knows the reality. They were both born in Austria and skiing and snowboarding is in their blood. From birth they have lived on snow and were taught by...
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01-23-2019, 07:19 PM
Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?
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01-23-2019, 04:19 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I've seen the strange lights up there. They are...
I've seen the strange lights up there. They are at all the NM ski areas. This is why the high mountains there were/are sacred to the Navajos and the Apaches. The lights are the Kachinas out and about...
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01-23-2019, 11:36 AM
Thread: Shit to do in Denver
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I hear Denver has places that sell cures for...
I hear Denver has places that sell cures for uptightness.
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01-23-2019, 11:33 AM
Thread: Bra Tree Nazis?
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A few years ago someone managed to get a shit...
A few years ago someone managed to get a shit stained pair of white men's undies to sit perfectly on the pinnacle of the bra tree at my local mountain. I looked at those shitty underwear every lift...
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01-22-2019, 03:23 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Yes, but I can't decide if asshole locals or...
Yes, but I can't decide if asshole locals or clueless gapers are worse, due to this I can't focus my corrective efforts for maximum effect.
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01-22-2019, 01:54 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Do any of you guys call out these gapers? If some...
Do any of you guys call out these gapers? If some stuck up bitch started shitting on locals in the gondi with me I would take the time to give her a nice kook rant about how she needs to fuck off to...
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01-22-2019, 09:32 AM
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If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone...
If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone walking through a ski area parking lot with a plastic sled I could afford a Vail day pass.
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01-18-2019, 12:28 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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Two teenage girls riding the lift with me, one...
Two teenage girls riding the lift with me, one points to a random cloud and says "that must be from the snow making machines."
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01-17-2019, 02:35 PM
Thread: TAOS New Mexico....BETA.....?
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Yes, the whole peak flushes out right into a...
Yes, the whole peak flushes out right into a bunch of green and blue runs too.
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01-16-2019, 10:00 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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A few years ago when they started making snow up...
A few years ago when they started making snow up there it was piss yellow from sediment in the pond and they had signs all over telling people not to touch it. The first day I went up to ski I saw a...
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01-14-2019, 08:46 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is...
I grew up in NM, skiing Ski Apache which is another place that is beyond the ability level of this board. No one even tours there because you have to be friends with the apache indians to get access....
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01-14-2019, 08:35 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I'd love to see you all come try to ski our...
I'd love to see you all come try to ski our mountains here and bitch out after you scrape the first ten rocks and stumps. Go look at the Powder article about this place and then go eat a bag or bowl...
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01-14-2019, 05:14 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high...
I'm remembering your usernames, you all have high post counts so I will be able to deduce your home mountains and come find you. If I see or hear anyone saying shit about change for a nickel I will...
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01-14-2019, 04:59 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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If any of you come to my preferred hills and I...
If any of you come to my preferred hills and I hear you calling people gapers I will come over and straight bust you in the chops. I don't put up with that shit.
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01-14-2019, 03:41 PM
Thread: Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?
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It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks
It is bowl of dicks and bag of cocks
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