Take a second to think about this statement and how your actions may have affected it.

This auction wasn't even a day old when you violated league rules and posted it. :nonono2:

Aspenskibum...

Posting e-bay links is okay if you're the seller or a close affiliate. Posting charity auctions is all good as nobody should be trying to snipe those on the cheap.

It's all good.

It IS okay for you to bid on the item. After all, it's ebay. Contacting the other maggot is a good idea too as it could save one of you some money and also allow the other to start looking around for...

While Squawman posting the steep&cheap newsletter is stupid, redundant, and annoying, I've got a feeling the Players Association can handle it.

Apparently I need to send out another memo.

Due to excessive steroid abuse, some hoopleheads have forgotten the rules. Bump.

Rule 147b clearly states that the use of the word "Jigga" is strictly prohibited.

As league commissioner, I hereby fine Jumpyer Boner $10,000 for unsportsmanlike conduct. Further attempts to play referee will result in Jumpyer's forced participation in some raunchy anal zebra sex.

With the first pick on the 2004/2005 league draft, the Pawtucket Penis-Rings select...Yossarian!

Upon arriving at rookie training camp, there are a few things to keep in mind.

1.) Use the...

As Commissioner of the league, I hereby fine montanahobo $10,000 for violating the following league rules:

Rule 237a: Posting on an internet forum while ovulating.

Further violations will...

As Commissioner, I am here-by suspending YOBYPPIHSIHP 3 games for violating the leagues substance abuse policy. He will enter into the league's counseling program. If he fails another drug test or...

According to the official league rule book, the first rule about pro/shop forms is you do not talk about pro-shop forms. The second rule about pro/shop forms is you do not talk about pro/shop forms....

The league's competition comitee [you guys] has ruled that ebay postings with the exception of lame or humorous ones will be prohibited and heavily penalized by the ref. Extreme or repeat offenders...

HyRupzZzzZZzZZz has been fined $5,000 by the league for violating the following rules.

Rule 12a.) Excessive and unnecessary replacement of the letter 'S' with the letter 'Z'.
Rule 7d.)...