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    That night shot is cool! The second pic is...

    That night shot is cool!

    The second pic is also great.
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    Ask splat?

    Ask splat?
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    Anybody else getting a puregravity vibe from...

    Anybody else getting a puregravity vibe from Austin/MF? It won't be long before he's claiming the North American laser squirrel spreads the virus.
  4. Holy crap that looks thin. I've only been to...

    Holy crap that looks thin. I've only been to Tucks once, in the spring, and all that was skiable. It's amazing how much snow blows into that bowl.
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    Looks like the peak 8 wind meter blew away...

    Looks like the peak 8 wind meter blew away between around 11 last night. Peak 6 readings kept climbing until the peak of 116 mph at 2am. 8 routinely shows higher winds than 6, so who knows what 8...
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    I have a childhood memory (1993, I think) of a...

    I have a childhood memory (1993, I think) of a vacation to Hawaii where my family and I walked down a paved road that then got covered up by a lava flow. We walked around on the hardened lava and...
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    "Why don't you just make 10 louder?" ...

    "Why don't you just make 10 louder?"

    https://media1.tenor.com/images/6912b2b94639e294aa6ec4befa685618/tenor.gif
  8. Hey, let's find yet another of the dozens of lesh...

    Hey, let's find yet another of the dozens of lesh threads to bump. He needs more material for his masturbatory Google searches of himself.
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    I once responded to a Craigslist ad asking for...

    I once responded to a Craigslist ad asking for auditions with the best Chewbacca roar. It instructed to call a number and just do the roar, no intro needed.

    I hope somebody got a good laugh that...
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    Your retort should've been, "You shouldn't be a...

    Your retort should've been, "You shouldn't be a fat fuck, it's way too dangerous." But you were concussed, so you are excused.
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    The photos from inside the capitol look like a...

    The photos from inside the capitol look like a bunch of influencers getting selfies at (insert overrun tourist destination).
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    That trail up royal is bootpack/posthole city...

    That trail up royal is bootpack/posthole city every winter.
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    A New Yorker article about the expedition to...

    A New Yorker article about the expedition to visit the deepest points in all 5 oceans:

    https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2020/05/18/thirty-six-thousand-feet-under-the-sea

    Edit: I guess I...
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    We called one stash "Shitty trees." Man, that run...

    We called one stash "Shitty trees." Man, that run sucks so bad.
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    Relationship/relations, either way, it's still a...

    Relationship/relations, either way, it's still a bad idea
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    Do not, I repeat, do not teach a girl to ski if...

    Do not, I repeat, do not teach a girl to ski if you want any chance at any good type of relationship.

    Stick to hiking together.
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    From what I understand, the best time to take a...

    From what I understand, the best time to take a test is 5 days post exposure. Tests before that will likely be false negative.

    Edit: I can't find the source infographic for that, but it was posted...
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    The saga of Papapoopski

    The saga of Papapoopski
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    Yeah! That tricam was quite marginal in the...

    Yeah! That tricam was quite marginal in the flaring scar, and right above that cracked, flexing piton. But it all held!

    I did take a nice 20 footer at the top of the long 4th pitch (5.10 free...
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    Climbed Touchstone wall in zion on Christmas day....

    Climbed Touchstone wall in zion on Christmas day. Only did 6 out of 8 pitches so we didn't have to rap in the dark. It was my partner's first big(ish) wall, so he was a bit slow and a little nervous,...
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    This.

    This.
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    I don't know who you are, but I know IAS is a...

    I don't know who you are, but I know IAS is a kindhearted, good man that suffered some kind of trauma at the hands of this guy. Some of you may idolize Jeff because he skied what he wanted, when he...
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    If you're riding east, maybe

    If you're riding east, maybe
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    GF just got the shot. She's an OT at a hospital....

    GF just got the shot. She's an OT at a hospital. She said it didn't hurt (yet), but her cell reception is way better now.
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    At least egg cartons can make good compost to...

    At least egg cartons can make good compost to start the cycle all over again.
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    Ban trucks on the weekdays! We can't have...

    Ban trucks on the weekdays! We can't have construction AND trucks. C'mon CDOT, get it together
  27. This is some Nostradamus shit right here

    This is some Nostradamus shit right here
  28. That's cheating

    That's cheating
  29. I thought the Mason-Dixon line delineated that...

    I thought the Mason-Dixon line delineated that pretty well?
  30. Get the 222 version of 333 skis.

    Get the 222 version of 333 skis.
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    Looking at the snow angle on caltopo, it looks...

    Looking at the snow angle on caltopo, it looks like a meadow with a convex roll from 30°ish to 35+° as goes through those trees. Definitely easy to overlook, especially after all the steeper terrain...
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    What is the purpose of post-fire closures during...

    What is the purpose of post-fire closures during winter? I know there is a lot of work that needs to be done, like stabilizing erosion prone areas, but wouldn't snow on the ground inhibit work? Or is...
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    Better check your door handles

    Better check your door handles
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    Take note, young lifty, this is NOT how you load...

    Take note, young lifty, this is NOT how you load a chair. Keep those chairs balanced.

    Side note on lifty skills: skiing yesterday I watched a family struggling in the lift line working their way...
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    There was a lane closed earlier, but it must've...

    There was a lane closed earlier, but it must've opened before you got there and the traffic persisted.
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    Probably not. It skied like a typical Monday...

    Probably not. It skied like a typical Monday between Thanksgiving and xmas, so not really crowded.
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    Wait, did the summit county sheriff finally...

    Wait, did the summit county sheriff finally extradite him?
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    That fucking construction for the second half...

    That fucking construction for the second half assed shit dick toll lane is causing more delays than can ever be recouped. Without that shit closing lanes today, there would've been zero traffic back...
  39. Thread: Fuck a Zuck

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    I think you and I both disagree with that idea,...

    I think you and I both disagree with that idea, along with many others. That's why I framed it as such.
  40. Thread: Fuck a Zuck

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    Yeah, totally, monopolies are hard earned! Surely...

    Yeah, totally, monopolies are hard earned! Surely nothing bad ever came from a monopoly. Like when Facebook had (has) a monopoly on the internet in Myanmar and their algorithm promoting hate speech...
  41. This thread is a dumpster fire of triggered bros....

    This thread is a dumpster fire of triggered bros. A highlight was kevo defending himself from being called an incel by commenting how much he gets laid. Miss the joke much, bro?
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    I went out for my first tour of the season today,...

    I went out for my first tour of the season today, and I can't believe it hasn't been said 100 times yet, but, OMG, TEH DEPTH HOARZ!
  43. Snow tube and build a track with banked turns and...

    Snow tube and build a track with banked turns and jumps.
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    This. Fuck Elon and his space junk

    This.

    Fuck Elon and his space junk
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    Have you guys ever heard how Canada got its name?...

    Have you guys ever heard how Canada got its name? The explorers couldn't agree on what to name their new territory, so they decided to draw letters from a hat. They shuffled it up, pulled 3 letters,...
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    On the other hand, if there is a long maze, the...

    On the other hand, if there is a long maze, the best thing may be to fully load every chair. Half loading will double the maze wait, which will also cause the maze to have more people. Standing...
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    True, thanks for catching that.

    True, thanks for catching that.
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    The shit you mention is annoying regardless of a...

    The shit you mention is annoying regardless of a pandemic. If there's no one in the maze, I'm taking a chair by myself. But every now and then some ding dong blasts up last second to hop on next to...
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    No Vail cloud seeding this year: ...

    No Vail cloud seeding this year:

    https://www.vaildaily.com/news/vails-cancellation-of-cloud-seeding-this-winter-could-mean-less-water-in-streams
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    The name assfinder has a certain je ne sais quoi...

    The name assfinder has a certain je ne sais quoi that assterra just can't touch.
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