Seems like Fat Packing should refer to increasing one's fat storage, no???

Or .... is it some weird code for fudge packing?!??!!?

Wait ,,,, how old is El Hefe?!?!

Not good; definitely make sure he has absolutely NO access to any more socks. Otherwise you might be looking at thousands in vet surgery bills, or even a dead puppers, if it gets passed the stomach...

Jeebus; he's 82 now and still performing?? He was still killing it in his 70s, but I hope he quits while he's still ahead. BB didn't and the last show of his I saw left very bad memories.

Build kicker, program for warp speed?

Nope;

Nope; motherhood not required, nor is fucking.

Skynet has that, you should talk to them.

While I definitely appreciate a young physically attractive woman, I generally can't stand to be around them physically for more than a few minutes due to the inanity. There definitely comes a time...

Go ahead, pet it on the nose .......

Ha - good one.

Sounds mildly amusing, but I can feel the anti-sexism screams already. Why is she-hulk not ..... hulky, but instead trim and hawt?

You mean, like Jimmy Buckets bad??

No.

It was drinkable, unlike such things as Hendricks or Nolet, but imma stick with a good dry english.

At a bar last week that had no dry English gin, closest I could get was The Botanist. I was disappoint.

Did Elon already by Sports Illustrated and I'm just now finding out about it????

I suspect that we're some kind of weird, micro-subset here regarding breaking down cardboard boxes. I regularly drop off our broken down cardboard at the recycling center, as our pick up bin is too...

Which one was Judah Ben Hur??

Not sure if serious???

Not vomit; boogers, I believe.

Sigh - this is the Spring that ran away last week.

Whatever you do, absolutely DO NOT tell her that you're correcting her inconsiderate error.

Apparently Sweden and Finland have too many terrorist organizations for Turkey to accept them into NATO??????

Agree; it completely went into the toilet for season 2. Couldn’t finish it.

Forgetting to squeeze the air out of the sun block tube when going from 50’ above sea level to 9,000’

Good thinking - go in with low expectations.

Oh yeah ……👍👍👍

I’m hooked (duh) but that trailer kind of confused me.

Yeah, I should have confined my comments to personal experience and I’m definitely not normal. 3-5 years for boots for me, liners 1-2 years; been experimenting with liners though, tended to...

Russian General looking for the front?

RLY
Everyone knows you have deca .... whatever, to be on the Orange Shit Gibbon's level. As in 10x down.

Well duh; escalate to de-escalate.

Wait ...... 10 years on a LINER?!!??!? All you do is drive in your ski boots, correct? With normal use a BOOT won't last 10 years, let alone a liner.


And nice one, Whipski. Excellent form.

Wait .... people just give you shit?!?!?
Around here, they're always stealing shit.

I'm so glad I'm not having to clean my industrial chiller condensers 2-3 times per day during cotton season.

Seems cruel to the seeds.

Sell it like you stole it?

I would counter with: words have not worked for this particular idiocy for over 2 thousand years.

You may have missed ......
Never mind.

That little(!) hanging face its sweet. This Spring definitely has not treated the Crescent well.

There are no words ........

Yeah, mentioned this up-thread - was was hoping you and MV would comment. Seems to be tightly focused and therefore harder to abuse, but pre-approving something of this impact makes me nervous.

Oral fixation? Toe muncher???

I mean, the mouth is the second to last functionality to fail prior to death.

Just before the brain.

Surprised this hasn't shown up here yet (or did I miss it?): https://www.chicagotribune.com/politics/ct-kinzinger-military-intervention-ukraine-20220501-2zktpt2asbh7fiuknzcqvvvqru-story.html

I can...

Now THAT is an EV ...... without a spare.

I've actually seen cars with more than one spare mounted driving on the freeway; avoid them like the plague.

Is performance a Pole dancer??

Or ..... cataracts?

Last flat I had was after parking in the airport long term, returned to find a wood screw driven into the side wall i.e. not a normal flat.
Pretty Sure I didn't ding my parking neighbor's side when...

Wait .... did someone say bears are using dildos?!?!?!?

JESUS?!??!!?

WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT ....... HHHHOOOORRRRNNNNSSSS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Nobody's holding up the saudis as paragons of virtue; most here would probably agree the ruling family are the equivalent of war criminals and should be bone sawed. But if you think the Yeminis are...