Bye, Gary! Good thing we never interacted that much anyways. No loss...

i just like fucking with the mods. I'm not shedding a tear, I find it hilarious getting you guys all worked up over typed words in the interwebs.

In the words of our ancestors, go fuck yourself

yeah, the ModTeam doesn't give a shit about this forum or its users whatsoever. I might have poked the dragon a little when I told them I hoped I wasn't distracting them from their busy day in front...

I think the ModTeam is getting pissy at all of us, with all these multiple threads of problems. I'm surprised the ModTeam hasn't pulled the plug yet, but until then, they'll just keep telling us to...

Great, now the ModTeam is going to be really pissed off at us. CaN We JuSt KeeP iT tO oNe ThRead aBoUT LoGin pRoBlems?

yeah, except the issue we have at hand doesn't have anything to do with posting pics. Come on man, you are the Mod Team. I'm sorry, did I take away from your day of important events in front of a...

Did I see something about Glory Bowl sliding yesterday or the day before? Something on the tetonpassholes instagram page showed a photo of the top of Glory with a nice slide running down it. ...

What in the actual fuck is going on with the server. I've tried to login multiple times and everytime the server is saying thanks for logging in mtnjam and then goes right back to the user...

Then we have the Boise police department shooting a Idaho Department of Corrections officer because he had a gun while a prisoner was escaping from the hospital last week. Sure is a shitshow of...

They're going to have a HARD time in prison...FIFY

What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool...

If Russ Kendall's shop is open in Knife River, be sure to stop in there and get some smoked whitefish, wrapped in newspaper. Classic nort' shor' fixin's for a fine snack plate.

I was fixing to point 'em when patrol said, "hey, who are you?"

Pretty much known for first tracks in Alaska. Well, Dave, now you can hopefully ski first tracks for eternity. Rip in peace, Dave.

Every morning in Boise there is a disproportionate amount of drivers rolling around with their bright headlights on. I wish I had a couple of giant light bars on my vehicle to let them know they are...

These are the same idiots (advanced walkers) that snowshoe (if they have any winter gear) or posthole in tennis shoes (if they have no winter gear) down the classic track on the cross country trails...

When we rolled through Carey last week saw the Sun Valley Bronze shop and wondered if you were using their forge.

The squeegee !!!

Or the falling leaf that scrapes even more snow off of surfaces.

There's really good snowboarders and there are a LOT of really bad snowboarders

Are you using the shop in Carey for some of your work? Nice looking knife.

Heard back from the seller and he said he had seen a similar pair sell for $3500....LOL

Stated that the price was firm...again LOL

I just offered him $50 for the whole setup, told him the bindings were indemnified and was wondering if the $2300 was the cost for the historic value of the skis.

I'd also assume he has a "thin blue line" and a TBL Punisher sticker on the back of his pickup with "The Constitution" heat wrapped onto the body.

Those kinds of people are afraid of their own shadows and usually don't know how to properly handle firearms or their emotions for that matter. Wanna-be cowboy family that just sold their 2000 sq ft...

Some of us aren't trustfunders, we have jobs and can't afford a sprinter mobile. It must really bother you to see people changing into their ski clothes in the parking lot, but I'd much rather do it...

The chinaman is not the issue

KMart blue light special on aisle 5

What in the actual fuck is that anyways? Shoplifting deterrent or parking space enforcement?

Well, darn, that sucks. Been a shitty month so far for you Crested Butte folks. Hope you and Britt are doing as well as can be with all the recent horrible news for the community there.

Mind you it was a photo submission contest and their marketing department used my photo after they even asked me if they could get my permission, I asked if I could get a ski strap in return and they...

Voile will just use your photo for their marketing and not send you anything in return other than a "thanks for letting us use your photo of a field repair" for our marketing department.

Can someone please tell me what the deal was with the Vote Kennedy thing? Kinda weird if you ask me.

One of the greatest early Alaska ski segments ever. Those guys had no idea how lucky they were during that time.

Wonder what ever happened to Chet Simmons and Dan Donnelly?

I've skied a few couloirs in the Sawtooths and around Idaho.

The Elevator Shaft off of McDonald Peak was pretty fun, long way in without a snowmo and pretty sticky tight trees on the exit.
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well aware the clan of magic underwear people have a large population here, I don't mind them, most of the ones I know are live and let live, I'm more concerned about the Bible thumping right wingers...

Just a quick PSA for Bogus skiers.

Apparently the Forest Circus is going up to Bogus now with drug dogs and sniffing around for "contraband" while vehicles are parked and the owners are skiing.
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Well, that's just awful.

What's with all the fires as of the past few days. Some asshole burned down the playground equipment at the park my house borders. Boise Police and Fire are calling it...

I still wanna know if Plake was on the Inquirer...

Ooof, tough read.

Based on the photo of where the slide occurred, it's even more terrifying getting raked through trees and getting snapped in all sort of contorted ways.

Just watched "Buried"...

The Six Sigma logic is about as logical as Spinal Tap, speaking of which, I'm sure spinal taps aren't very well reimbursed anymore so there goes that...

Our organization (Trinity Health) made the...

You mean like the Six Sigma "pound productivity into your heads and tell senior leadership they need to base patient care on productivity models based on reimbursements" people?

Yeah, task any of...

No I got the dolphin reference. I thought it was Tom Jungst that said he'd be a dolphin.

Yes, the tabloid.

Watch the beginning of Blizzard of Aahhh's when Greg is interviewing Glen on the deck of what I'm assuming is the Alta lodge and he says he wants to be on the Enquirer.

If I could be any animal in...

well?

Also, if you could be any animal in the world, what would you be?

LOL, but there's still trees, just not as much brush to hook an edge/tip now though.

I'll be up there on Friday, look for an orange jacket (I'm not Doug), tan pants, white Smith googles and ask...

Was this at Bogus? Had some guy earlier this season whining to my friend about getting scratches on his shitty board from my buddies skis hitting and touching his board in the lift line up.

Where...

Mmm...Venture X card holders. Hope to meet Jennifer Garner one of these days in one of those lounges and have her ask me what's in my wallet.

Rwwww...rwwww

Dang Harry, that sucks. Leaves you wondering what happened.

Something similar happened to my very healthy 80 year old father this summer. Apparently he was sitting in his recliner after reading...

So you've seen the sticker in the upper lodge bar then...in my instance it's a "not legendary"

I've been skiing at Bogus for a long time. I know just about every square inch of that mountain be...

Heh, I went to school at UW-LaCrosse from '90 to '94. I'll bet this isn't going to be published in the alumni magazine, nor was Nina Hartley's campus presentation. I can tell you without a shadow...

yep, it's pretty sad and clear that unless you want something done as a healthcare provider you have to make sure you birddog every fucking thing and everyone to make sure something is done. It gets...