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    Same. I will add- How can you park the truck...

    Same.

    I will add- How can you park the truck in a different position every time? Most times, there is not enough room for even the dog to get by the front of the vehicle to the other side of the...
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    Good knives in the dishwasher, bad vibes...

    Good knives in the dishwasher, bad vibes elsewhere.
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    I am going to write a book about the Wife/Husband...

    I am going to write a book about the Wife/Husband relationship.
    Working title is - Recycle Bin Full- The story of how 2 unbroken down boxes took down an empire.

    Or something to that effect. Good...
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    A well placed, "Calm Down" works wonders. My...

    A well placed, "Calm Down" works wonders.

    My daughter texted my wife and said "Calm Down". Response text was, "If you ever tell me to calm down again, I will end you."
    Yet another example of why...
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    Fair point. The rear one is always on, but the...

    Fair point. The rear one is always on, but the front has to be activated.
    To be fair, I only use it on the highway for the smart cruise control.
    I just want to get the annoying lights to go away on...
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    Wife informs me that the sensor in her QX is...

    Wife informs me that the sensor in her QX is acting up.
    I start asking probing questions trying to get at when this changed, etc.
    She tells me she already brought it to Infiniti and they told her...
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    Married long enough to know the drill. I am just...

    Married long enough to know the drill. I am just stubborn. This isn't totally new, but she went up a level in recent years. I am trying to adjust on the fly and learn from my peers.
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    I do my own ski trips. This is just a quick trip...

    I do my own ski trips. This is just a quick trip to the mountains in GA to get away from the heat for a bit.
    I pretty much have the entertainment stuff dialed. Horseback riding, train ride, hiking-...
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    So does anyone else's wife tell them they are...

    So does anyone else's wife tell them they are sick of planning trips, so you plan this one? Then they proceed to send you VRBO links before you can even start to look into it (mostly because you have...
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    Admit it. The bed looks kinda bare without them,...

    Admit it. The bed looks kinda bare without them, doesn't it?

    My house is seemingly always ready for a random photoshoot by Better Homes and Gardens, so I get it.

    Edit- Maybe more like Garden...
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    No no no, she mostly does that, or puts a...

    No no no, she mostly does that, or puts a shitload of stuff in the boxes that can't be recycled and then dumps them right outside the door where I either have to trip over them or bring them to the...
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    I looked it up. It is $79. I like Cutco stuff,...

    I looked it up. It is $79. I like Cutco stuff, and it supports the local community back where I went to college. Win win.
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    We got the damn scissors that cut pennies, but...

    We got the damn scissors that cut pennies, but she uses the good stuff. I barely use the paring knife anyway, but I won't throw it away.
    I will let her use the good stuff to cut open boxes, cause it...
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    Double whammy yesterday. My wife loves, like her...

    Double whammy yesterday.
    My wife loves, like her passion in life, throwing things away. Perfectly good things too. Drives me nuts, drives the kids nuts. I literally look through the trash before...
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3pSZGCuHA

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I3pSZGCuHA
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    My buddy is a Yamaha Marine tech. He has a...

    My buddy is a Yamaha Marine tech. He has a brilliant way of dealing with his huge cardboard recycling problem. He hoses them down and then uses a large long handled, weighted dirt tamper to compress...
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    Good knives found in the dishwasher, again. Good...

    Good knives found in the dishwasher, again. Good lord. 15 years of this.
    When I buy that new knife sharpener and she questions the purchase, what should I say?

    I mean, what should I make up,...
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    Well we keep trying to get them to find their way...

    Well we keep trying to get them to find their way to FL.

    Just sounded like TX directions to me. Hope all is well with everybody.
    Don't tell my wife about this thread. Maggot's honor.
    I mean,...
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    Speaking of odd directions, I'll never forget my...

    Speaking of odd directions, I'll never forget my first time getting directions in Boulder. "Go West for about a mile and then turn north onto 9th street."

    WHAT??? How the fuck do I know which way...
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    Do I know her? Cause that would 'splain some...

    Do I know her? Cause that would 'splain some things about MY wife.
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    I saw a photo recently of a girl that got L and R...

    I saw a photo recently of a girl that got L and R tattooed on the back of her hands near the wrist.

    I thought of showing it to my wife, but
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    "Go right soon" *I get in the right lane* " I...

    "Go right soon"
    *I get in the right lane*
    " I said right*
    You see where this is going...

    Pointing out that the little arrow on Google Maps indicates which way to turn gets met with all sorts of...
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    Insta Pot is a huge win in this house. One dish...

    Insta Pot is a huge win in this house. One dish to wash.
    We have made some amazing meals with that thing. With or without all the ingredients.
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    So how was it your fault? Cause we know it was.

    So how was it your fault? Cause we know it was.
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    Although, that time I think she asked Alexa,...

    Although, that time I think she asked Alexa, which was awesome. Listening to that sweet Alexa voice tell my wife I was right seemed to make it even better. As I said, 1 in a row, but a sweet sweet...
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    Google That Shit Motherfucker!!! ©

    Google That Shit Motherfucker!!! ©
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    She asks me to not do something, it usually gets...

    She asks me to not do something, it usually gets fixed. At least by the 2nd or third mention. Not too much to ask the same.
    Is it really that hard to remember to NOT put a $300 knife in the...
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    Any more, and I think we can just call it a woman...

    Any more, and I think we can just call it a woman thing. You can't say that though, so forget I mentioned it.

    She called me out a while back about me asking her to not putting the good knives in...
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    Normally I just lurk, taking respite in the fact...

    Normally I just lurk, taking respite in the fact that I am not alone in this world.

    The kitchen take really spoke to me today.

    Anyone want to talk about how many things your wife bumps into...
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    ONLY in the kitchen. It is so odd. Tupperware...

    ONLY in the kitchen. It is so odd. Tupperware organization is horrendous, spices just thrown in randomly, nothing in a logical place in either of our 2 fridges (had to have the 36" built in, which...
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    If my wife did that to my olive wood utensils,...

    If my wife did that to my olive wood utensils, there would be death. Probably mine, but death.

    I do most of the cooking in the house. I need a completely clean environment, so I clean all dishes...
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    God bless you. Minus the timeshare, we may have...

    God bless you. Minus the timeshare, we may have the same wife.
    I recently figured out how to actually set the cook time on our double oven. It was pretty complex.
    The other day, she set an Alex...
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    After finding yet another ding on her ride I...

    After finding yet another ding on her ride I asked her when she decided to drive by feel. Anyone have a room I can use for a little while?
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    I used my kids and the neighborhood kids. Same...

    I used my kids and the neighborhood kids. Same results.
    Tough to blame anyone though- I had the bike rack on there before. Once it was off, I figured I had an extra 4 feet or so. Forgot about the...
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    Ugh- don't get me started. Over $4,000 in body...

    Ugh- don't get me started. Over $4,000 in body work and paint repairs so far.
    The ride is a bit wider than her last one, but come on.

    All I ask is that she parks in the garage the same way every...
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    Meh- BBI better than MMF. Explain it that way....

    Meh- BBI better than MMF. Explain it that way. That should go over well.
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    Still skiing on Head Mojo's from 2004- the ones...

    Still skiing on Head Mojo's from 2004- the ones with the snakes.
    That's the beauty, and the tragedy, of only skiing 4 or 5 days a year.
    I guess I just have more $$ to spend on other shit.
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    Seeing how I am the snorer, $299 was a small...

    Seeing how I am the snorer, $299 was a small price to pay to not hear about it anymore.

    I don't know. If I hadn't had a full nights sleep in over a year, I am pretty sure I would pony up $300 to...
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    https://www.smartnora.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIh4aNp...

    https://www.smartnora.com/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMIh4aNp4eo2AIVRLjACh0N2grcEAAYAiAAEgKwqfD_BwE

    This thing seriously works. I should start getting commission I have recommended this to so many people.
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    That's easy- the red states. PNW- hope that...

    That's easy- the red states.

    PNW- hope that wasn't your inheritance car from the FIL. Wasn't it a De Tomaso Pantera?
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    I told my wife about the thread, and informed her...

    I told my wife about the thread, and informed her that we are both very normal, by TGR standards at least.

    Way too many of the same stories between all of us. It is a true Mars vs. Venus thing.
    ...
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    #winning

    #winning
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    It's not boring. So you got that going for ya.

    It's not boring. So you got that going for ya.
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    I never purchased one new. Always came with the...

    I never purchased one new. Always came with the house. After I totally took one apart just to clear a jam, someone told me about it. Totally makes sense, but if the house comes with it, it is...
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    My wife thinks anything can go down a disposal....

    My wife thinks anything can go down a disposal. She would chip branches in there if she could.

    Since we met 12 years ago, she has clogged the disposal at least 4 times. Clogged, as in full...
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    Ah yes, the infamous- "I have a question that...

    Ah yes, the infamous- "I have a question that I've been meaning to ask you, and now is a good time for me. Why don't you already have an answer?"

    They teach that one to them early.
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    This could be an all time thread. Some of my...

    This could be an all time thread.

    Some of my beautiful wife's greatest hits-

    Find 6 identical dents on the front of the truck. Ask her about it. "That is where I cut the wheel too early and hit...
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