New car with auto high beams? https://media2.giphy.com/media/PPi5c8l8WDY7if1L8z/giphy.gif

I cook and clean, and am teaching the offspring that half of cooking is the cleanup. I clean while I cook.

Other housework is for the nanny my wife hired [emoji2955]

Very easy to turn off

Yeah, night camo?

And separate motorized adjustable frames!

My wife just sent me images of seasonal sheets and pajamas.

Like modified pin collectors at bowling alleys?

Anyone die of dysentery?

My wife has cooler tools than me, if you think dental tools and that stuff is cool.

Agreed. Plates facing each other? Nope.

I’ve got just the things for you; an expired epipen and some tequila for man shots, first you squirt the lemon in your eye, then snort the salt, then drink the tequila. The epipen step can occur...

Yup, all my wife’s clothes are on top of the dresser rather than inside it. And all the drawers are opened, by her. The danger now is that it falls over because it’s so top heavy. So now the master...