I made too much pasta for Christmas Eve dinner with the extended family. See below.

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Christmas night I return from walking the dog and my wife is eating a bowl of pasta with the...

There seems to be a difference between 67 degrees whether the thermostat is set to that temp in the summer or the winter.
In the summer it's not cold enough, in the winter it's too cold.

Women take more drugs than men.

...."For older men born in later years, prescription drugs for hypertension increased "tremendously", nearly doubling over the study period. For women, the largest...

I think SFB got him a gig as a Voile Skis brand ambassador.

Father always gave the domestic help Saturday and Sunday off. We've carried on the tradition, so on Friday night we bring out fiestaware and stainless steel utensils which can go into the the...

Skiing with the wife. She's in front of me in the singles lane. There are two singles lanes coming in from each side. Local bump is doing 3 per six pack.

I see the guy on the other side not...

What did women do in the days of covered wagons and carriages? It seems like the modern ones have gone soft.

Congrats Buttah.

Aaannnd, enjoy the long weekend everyone!

On the flip side it's also easier for the kids to find a group of kids who mesh with their interests through social media and they're not isolated.

Or after quick blow to the head, dip them in tempura batter and deep fry them?

When's the thread starting?

Jeez ice, we're on the same slippery slope. Mine wasn't crying, but we have a friend who's knee deep in the Tammy Wynette thread, and they have three dogs and three kids. I said we couldn't take a...

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I'm sure somewhere here there's a mag talented with the brush.

That's more like it ice. We could commission an oil painting of you and the dog.

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When you're ready for the dog, start a thread.

I'm seeing you with something more regal than a yellow lab or these shelter dogs that look like Bangladeshi street dogs.

Color me informed. What would you suggest for XXX-ers gf then?

XXX-er, a lot of chicks take iron supplements which tends to plug them up a bit, so they take fiber pills. One of the downsides of those fiber pills is the flatulence. Instead of pills or...

It's kinda like the prequel to the Tammy Wynette thread in which some of the dudes here go over the event horizon.

Just get the whole pillow. You run the risk she goes to the fabric shop and gets the imported Italian or English fabric and has to get the covers custom made.

That's less money you have for...

Pro tip: Throw pillows are a perfect low cost way to spruce up the look of a room. Tell her the new pillows look great and let her buy all the pillows she wants as re-upholstering the couch or god...

After some years of marriage, I believe I have reached a plateau where I understand 85-90% of the way the female mind works. My bird is fairly easy to figure out though. I'm not trying to get to...

I had ladybugs. Perhaps they ate the spiders? The ladybugs in VT are a PITA.

Do you have a root cellar?

I think the sleeping together thing is an anachronism from our cave dwelling days. Caves were cold scary places with spiders. Chicks don't like that shit, especially...

I saw this movie once where this guy keeps the girl in the cellar in an old well. The chick was pretty pissed, but the arrangement seemed to work ok.

El hefe may need to borrow one of birdhunter's shock collars.

Did they make you undergo a delousing?

As my rant contributed to the start of this thread, I would like to point out that I am utterly amazed by my wife's dexterity and ability to multitask, but the goggle thing just makes me crazy. I...