It ain't just zwift and it's why every pro looks like Calista Flockhart. This is definitely worth a watch.

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Look, I was told there would be winning involved here at some point.

This thread delivers.

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It won't be a surprise to anyone here that weight is everything. It's every little thing. You can't gain enough power to overcome too much weight. Furthermore, nutritionists will tell you that you...

I'm in on principle alone.

so, like are we getting money orders for the $0.11?

What do I do if I already smeared poo on my boss' truck?

First thing you gotta ask yourself is if everyone you're comparing yourself against is on ZP. Numbers and performance doesn't really matter anywhere else if not verified there.

Oh and sub 60 AdZ...

Forums need a "like" button. Great morning laugh!

pots of epo

Here's your top 20 up AdZ from Zwift Power. Couple of former (cough ... juiced ... cough) pros on there.


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Shouldn't you be drinking Ocean Spray and doing your best Stevie Nicks?

T'd up perfectly for a biff.

Good God Buttah. Super impressive. What's next ... punching yourself in the nuts for an hour? ;)

Just did stage 3 up the alpe. Missed a sub-60 by 2min 50 sec. Averaged 231 so I'm guessing 240...

We want some Brownies!

BUF got dibs. Cmon Brownies. We wanna see an Erie showdown.

This thread delivers.

So is this hip cat.

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Standing in the rain, with his head hung low
Couldn't get a ticket, it was a sold out show
Heard the roar of the crowd, he could picture the scene
Put his ear to the wall, then like a distant...

EXCEL NERD ALERT!!!!

Thanks D.

Thanks.

I need a TdZ tutorial. I signed up, had every intention of riding the stages, but when I see 600 people signed up I just bail. Riding with that many avatars is a shit show. Am I missing something?...

It's something. I'll tell you that much. I distinctly remember thinking I wish I were drunk like EWG instead....

"It was only studied in 45 people before it was approved ..."

Wait, what?

In fairness, you deserve it.

This post reeks of revisionist history. And that makes me like it more.

Wait ... what?

Sorry, I missed the part where we actually started caring about being factual. BMills you were saying something about Brian McKnight and teleportation? Carry on ...

To be clear, this is all friendly stuff and not a competition anyway because M and P essentially win by default. So join in whether you have a smart trainer or not.

And Sandbox ... there are a...

No more yanky my wanky!

Food is a primary method of communicating here in ROC. Garbage plate means means they liked you. Had they served you Cincinnati chili the message would have been GTFO.

Numbers flash red when you hit your highest w/kg for a given ride. You must have been look during the sprint on lap 2.

Gonna need this in English please. Kthxbye

Thanks for posting!

Was messing with the new bike tonight and my first time with Di2. Third time up on the climb was in the little ring and discovered Di2's clever trick to avoid cross-chaining...

You're like a sage, wrapped up in a shamen, in the form of a savant.

God I hope so .... fuck the Chiefs.

I will never understand what compells someone to double down at a time like this. Asshole.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1348660795857657857

Nice.

When you're secretely hoping the trainer was miscalibrated and reading low by 30 watts. Could just as easily go the other way though.

Way to get after it Jamal.

weeklyraises.com

You guessed it, every week you get a 10% bump just for being you. Oh and summers and winters off too.

Chiefs. GLWT

My teens in one pic.

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Indeed. Just over 1 K nicely groomed and lit. Man made snow. Turn your brain off kinda stuff. But it's all yours at that hour.
Then there's another 2K unlit and groomed without snow making that...

Yeah, that was little too close to home for comfort. Just as easily could have been my daughter.

I literally just got back from night skiing. Dropped my daughter at ski club at Bristol and I lapped the nordic loop at the top of the mountain. Was bliss. Am now consuming everything in the house.

I know upstate New York and you sir are no upstater.

Sorry ... needed to clarify. Trumpers accosting Graham at Reagan National.

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This blows my mind ....

https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1347612304238665731/pu/vid/720x1280/ALkFwgTHWAJrcQ-F.mp4?tag=10

It's hard to wrap one's head around how stupid some people are. And...

You may have reached the end of the internet. It's time to turn back my friend.

whoa .... that hurt watching you.