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    Fack 14 years? Wow

    Fack
    14 years? Wow
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    Cross post from The Wedding Crashers Movie...

    Cross post from The Wedding Crashers Movie thread.

    If you enjoyed this Craigslist adventure, you owe it to yourself to watch the short movie BaconZoo created.


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    Agreed...

    Agreed
    http://forums.epicski.com/member.php?u=3126

    She's been there since 2002,and has pics, etc.

    Unless, someone stole her alias and pictures from there . . . .

    I'm guessing the boobs are...
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    here it is. I'm surprised she actulally...

    here it is.
    I'm surprised she actulally responded to this.
    Makes me think she might have been a troll after all.
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    She coulda been looking for a house from which to...

    She coulda been looking for a house from which to run her internet porn site for fans of Zaftig?


    Ned Flanders: "you have embarrassed me for the last-diddly-ast time!"

    Homer:...
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    I am such a Seinfeld Jong. You are so right. ...

    I am such a Seinfeld Jong.
    You are so right.

    Newman! - Jerry's arch nemesis strikes again and frustrates his internet lust.

    that frees Kramer to play Viva's role of "Orlando, Doctor of...
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    I'm thinking Seinfeld. Jerry = Punani George...

    I'm thinking Seinfeld.

    Jerry = Punani
    George = Roo
    Elaine = Yogachick


    And HoneydelightDD a/k/a Juggy Jessica is played by
    . . . Kramer
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    This worthless, pointless post by me pushes this...

    This worthless, pointless post by me pushes this past the friggen stoke thread.

    Only 50 more posts and this will beat Bernie Franz.

    that is all.
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    Actually, yes. And I would guess she found it...

    Actually, yes.
    And I would guess she found it amusing also.
    Ski Bunny + Chocolate Easter Bunny = Chocolate Ski Bunny => she has a healthy sense of humor

    Beyond that, I paid her a nice...
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    Mmmmm. Chocolate ski bunny. My favorite...

    Mmmmm.
    Chocolate ski bunny.
    My favorite flavor ;)

    Usually newbies are called "jong" and such,
    but I will dispense with all that and suggest the other great newbie tradition,
    which is to...
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    Sigh. I had a nightmare last night that this...

    Sigh.
    I had a nightmare last night that this thread was over.
    Alas, it is true.

    It had to end sometime, though, and actually meeting her might have been
    anti-climactic since it seems no one...
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    Can I order one of those from cafepress?? ...

    Can I order one of those from cafepress??

    Maybe a slogan like "Runaway Ho" would be nice.
    Ties in with the whole runaway bride craze.
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    No way. Squawman is just stupido here. Why...

    No way. Squawman is just stupido here.
    Why would you bother creating a trail of conversation and IP info just to find a house to rob? thats way too much work and way to retarded.

    COP: So, has...
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    Seriously, since she has access to this thread,...

    Seriously, since she has access to this thread, she knows we are pretty harmless (constantly, the refrain was, hey, respect the kid and leave him out of it).
    Mostly our insulting comments were...
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    Awww, man, I come back from dinner and drinks,...

    Awww, man, I come back from dinner and drinks, hoping for my daily fix, and the jig is up.
    WTF???
    Well, since she is a ho, and broke, can we buy the information from her??
    I've got a $10 donation...
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    Good idea. Maybe she will search the web to find...

    Good idea.
    Maybe she will search the web to find out what "tgr" means? Bwa ha ha!!

    If there is a good picture of her and Splat wearing a TGR shirt, it could be a last minute entry in the "girls...
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    Awesome second post Gooch! Way to come out of...

    Awesome second post Gooch!
    Way to come out of the lurking zone for a zinger
    laughing my ass off
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    that's where Splat meeting her is perfect. He...

    that's where Splat meeting her is perfect.

    He knows nothing about the sex for rental deal. NOTHING!

    All he knows is a friend of his wants him to meet a potential roommate to rent her place in...
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    Splat, you gotta meet her for drinks. At least...

    Splat, you gotta meet her for drinks.
    At least in this case you do not have to pretend you want sex with her, since Yogachick is on the hook for that one ;)
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    I think you blew it with that line. everything...

    I think you blew it with that line.
    everything else sounded like a typical over-sexed latin doctor of heterologous pathology ;)
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    It will be once Punani sends her the link to this...

    It will be once Punani sends her the link to this thread :FIREdevil
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    From the mind of a genius!!

    From the mind of a genius!!
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    I dunno about fun in the sack - DO NOT LET HER...

    I dunno about fun in the sack - DO NOT LET HER GET ON TOP!!!

    She has the physical attributes for a respectable blowjob, however.
    that is the "right place" for her head.
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    The only way you can reel her back in is to...

    The only way you can reel her back in is to convince her that she is getting a solo house, with no wild parties and no friends crashing over.
    Maybe someone else can close this deal.
    SuPu is too...
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    Don't give up yet. Try working the dog or kid...

    Don't give up yet.
    Try working the dog or kid angle.
    Tell her you are not sure about having three dogs in your house.
    She is obviously holding back on the nudie photos, but maybe you can get some...
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    Ask her if she would be willing to wear a burlap...

    Ask her if she would be willing to wear a burlap sack over her head while you titty fuck her.
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    and also gives her direct email addy:...

    and also gives her direct email addy:
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    Reply to: honeyblondedd@yahoo.com
    Date: 2005-04-22, 8:47PM PDT


    I am a lovely MILF moving to Tahoe...
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