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    A lot easier to press charges on a naked...

    If I owned that store I'm not sure I'd risk that ultimatum.[/QUOTE]

    A lot easier to press charges on a naked belligerent dude (or lady) than a simply maskless belligerent dude (or lady).
  2. Thread: The FIFTY

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    It would be rad if he had snuck off to do Mt. St....

    It would be rad if he had snuck off to do Mt. St. Elias.
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    The golden bear sticker makes it even more cringey

    The golden bear sticker makes it even more cringey
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    I pulled up my mask before I passed a man in his...

    I pulled up my mask before I passed a man in his 60s and he actually said thank you. He was maskless himself, but at least he understood. This was in Glenwood Springs where mask usage outdoors was...
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    Do all you guys bitching about the vent fan...

    Do all you guys bitching about the vent fan actually have a duct that goes outside? Of all but one of the dozen or so places I've lived in my life, that shit just got sucked up and blown back into...
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    Jgb just couldn't resist proving the OP's...

    Jgb just couldn't resist proving the OP's hypothesis right.
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    I bought one to replace my shitty suunto...

    I bought one to replace my shitty suunto traverse. Yesterday, it arrived quickly and functioning and looking like new, minus any superfluous packaging. The interface and features are a huge step up...
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    Besides being an idiotic case of whataboutism,...

    Besides being an idiotic case of whataboutism, the airbnb cancellation vs. tipping waitstaff argument is completely invalidated by the fact that the homeowner OWNS A HOME. Waitstaff workers probably...
  9. Anything skouger posts anything about weather or...

    Anything skouger posts anything about weather or climate, he needs to be reminded that he was 100% certain that hurricane harvey was going to be a dud. He maintained that position for days until he...
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    ^ But let's not forget that Kushner is still a...

    ^ But let's not forget that Kushner is still a slimy slumlord, idiot or not.

    On the other hand, can Stephen even get infected? Can a virus infect another virus? Is that cannibalism?
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    I don't have a great resource per se, but I just...

    I don't have a great resource per se, but I just suggest reading about the weather every day, making your personal forecast, and then looking at weather stations/getting out there to see if you got...
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    Haha, labradoodle, so true. Stupid dogs with...

    Haha, labradoodle, so true. Stupid dogs with stupider owners
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    You should check this book on astrophysics: ...

    You should check this book on astrophysics:

    https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0111/8575/0080/products/Magickal-Astrology_900x.jpeg

    The science is irrefutable
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    From what I can remember, there has been at least...

    From what I can remember, there has been at least one close call on that line. The one I'm thinking of involved a guy getting plinko-ed down the whole thing by a 1 foot wind slab. He was miraculously...
  15. Thread: 35$ tshirts?

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    Truth. They can fuck off.

    Truth. They can fuck off.
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    It was that bitch Carol Baskin.

    It was that bitch Carol Baskin.
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    Man, I just remembered when I watched that match....

    Man, I just remembered when I watched that match. I had the replay all queued up, ready to watch just a few hours after it happened. Went into the kitchen to refill on snacks. Roommate walked in, and...
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    Well said, foggy.

    Well said, foggy.
  19. A $10.80 convenience fee on that shit! ...

    A $10.80 convenience fee on that shit!

    Fucking ticketmaster.
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    Fucking slumlord woody.

    Fucking slumlord woody.
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    Carbon dating doesn't work on rocks. It's used...

    Carbon dating doesn't work on rocks. It's used for things that used to be alive.
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    You mean to tell me that we won't know if we're...

    You mean to tell me that we won't know if we're saved until AFTER Easter?
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    My girlfriend of 5 years decided we were done 3...

    My girlfriend of 5 years decided we were done 3 weeks ago, leaving me homeless and heartbroken. Thankfully, my friends have a spare room I'm staying in now. I'm thankful I don't have to be alone....
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    Snow stayed pretty soft and dry in the Indian...

    Snow stayed pretty soft and dry in the Indian peaks. It was well on its way to becoming bank, though. Had some nice sunshine above the inversion, too.
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    How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? Is the whole...

    How bad is it gonna be tomorrow? Is the whole front range gonna be #socialdistancing together at the same trailheads?
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    Poll: Every checkout had a massive pump jug of hand...

    Every checkout had a massive pump jug of hand sanitizer. I'm surprised those hadn't walk off.
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    Poll: Boulder King Soopers run tonight: TP aisle:...

    Boulder King Soopers run tonight:

    TP aisle:
    https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200313/d85f1d2b29aa0c29f41ea02bf3d248ff.jpg

    Pasta:...
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    Better to go with an elbow tap.

    Better to go with an elbow tap.
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    Bump for the ladies

    Bump for the ladies
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    At last, a good use for the GMO dog! Will corona...

    At last, a good use for the GMO dog! Will corona virus stop the pandemic spread of the doodles?
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    Poll: The quinoa section was picked clean at the...

    The quinoa section was picked clean at the boulder king soopers.
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    The best part about this is that 2 guys from...

    The best part about this is that 2 guys from different stores' seafood departments are friends. It's like there is a club for professional fish slicers.
  33. Thread: OCD

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    Whoa, that egg carton is for ten eggs. That's...

    Whoa, that egg carton is for ten eggs. That's some fucked up shit.
  34. Thread: WTF is this?

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    You can hear them coming from the rattle of the...

    You can hear them coming from the rattle of the ass dildos inside their ski poles. It's like some sort of geriatric skier mating call.
  35. Thread: WTF is this?

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    Steer clear of anyone with them. It's the...

    Steer clear of anyone with them. It's the ultimate grandpa jerry device. They have rods that are stored inside their poles that get stuck between the boot attachments and the ass attachments. It's...
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    Soles are mint, but apparently I scavenged the...

    Soles are mint, but apparently I scavenged the metal fittings for another boot [emoji23]

    They're yours for shipping if you want...
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    I'll check them out tonight and get back to you

    I'll check them out tonight and get back to you
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    I have those tech soles from my old boots if you...

    I have those tech soles from my old boots if you need the whole shebang, but I think those metal pieces are pretty standard across all tech boots.
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    It's borderline impossible to fall through those...

    It's borderline impossible to fall through those chairs. If you look at the picture of naked upside down guy, his kid is just sitting there fine.
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    Then he could run a side gig selling owl pellets!

    Then he could run a side gig selling owl pellets!
  41. It's been mentioned in other threads, but there...

    It's been mentioned in other threads, but there is a real threat to weather forecasting because of 5g frequencies causing interference with water vapor satellites.
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    The traverse from the end of the lift line to the...

    The traverse from the end of the lift line to the front of the lift line is pretty heinous.
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    FS - Scott Celeste 3 - 23.5

    I'm helping my gf sell her brand new in box Scott Celeste 3. They are a bit small for her and she can't return them.

    BSL: 266mm.

    316991

    316990

    Asking $300
  44. Put me up for free and I promise not to shit on...

    Put me up for free and I promise not to shit on the carpet.
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    This was probably 15 minutes after the rope drop....

    This was probably 15 minutes after the rope drop. When I rolled in, it was only a half full maze and exploded by the time we got...
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    Vail chair 5 on Saturday shortly after they...

    Vail chair 5 on Saturday shortly after they dropped the rope to the bowl:https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200209/b7190f3cb3461442ce0fcbcd51069d23.jpg
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    Wishing I was in that...

    Wishing I was in that line.https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200207/d1ac83fd4f484aa168086b8a6dbc2ba5.jpghttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200207/b5aed22ccdff18d3acd3afd2d48ef7ad.jpg
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    Justice for harambe.

    Justice for harambe.
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    Maybe you need to tone down your google searches...

    Maybe you need to tone down your google searches for yoga pants?
  50. No stoke from OP, the guy shitposted a troll...

    No stoke from OP, the guy shitposted a troll thread.
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