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    Ya. Goatse.cx

    Ya. Goatse.cx
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    So that's gotta be my least favorite Dead song. ...

    So that's gotta be my least favorite Dead song. I'll raise you Me And My Uncle, which I actually like, but I know other people hate.

    And I left his dead ass by the side of the road.
  3. Thread: Comet Neowise

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    I know, we all are. But keep it down. We don't...

    I know, we all are. But keep it down. We don't want to scare anyone.
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    Door to door orange kool-aid salesman.

    Door to door orange kool-aid salesman.
  5. In.

    In.
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    AI? Adapted? Ya, if by adapted you mean skinned...

    AI? Adapted? Ya, if by adapted you mean skinned him alive to wear it as a suit and then left him barely alive on a fire ant mound. What?
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    Texas is now a swing state anyway, so folks in...

    Texas is now a swing state anyway, so folks in Texas can stay in Texas.
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    No, that part of the problem. But you knew I'd...

    No, that part of the problem. But you knew I'd say that.
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    Son will be a freshman in Mechanical Engineering...

    Son will be a freshman in Mechanical Engineering at UVM.
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    Bummer. Don't know him. RIP Art.

    Bummer. Don't know him. RIP Art.
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    Anyone who voted for trump and who intends to...

    Anyone who voted for trump and who intends to vote again for trump is part of the problem, not part of the solution.
  12. Thread: Comet Neowise

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    You must not tempt fate. This is 2020 and...

    You must not tempt fate. This is 2020 and Murphy's Law is in full effect.
  13. Oh. Oh my.

    Oh. Oh my.
  14. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    334546

    334546
  15. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    So Mischa can move in now?

    So Mischa can move in now?
  16. Ok, that's a bridge too far. Please see yourself...

    Ok, that's a bridge too far. Please see yourself out.
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    https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant...

    https://www.amazon.com/LubeLife-Personal-Lubricant-Lube-Parabens/dp/B07FMGNV51/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?dchild=1&keywords=55+gallon+sex+lube&qid=1594658006&sprefix=55+gallon+sex+&sr=8-1

    Unfortunately I...
  18. Dafuq?

    Dafuq?
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    lol

    lol
  20. If western NY gets a pass then the North Country...

    If western NY gets a pass then the North Country gets a pass.
  21. Who invited you? I can see the North Country...

    Who invited you? I can see the North Country from my front yard.
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    I'd like the version where the covid-19 rescue...

    I'd like the version where the covid-19 rescue team takes my wife AND I away from the kids for 14 days at a remote cabin on a nice lake.
  23. Thread: View right now

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    You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.

    You're not wrong Walter, you're just an asshole.
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    Forget, wuz it the guy who invented gravity by...

    Forget, wuz it the guy who invented gravity by sitting under an apple tree?
  25. Hehe. Huck's head gonna esplode.

    Hehe. Huck's head gonna esplode.
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    That was my first thought.

    That was my first thought.
  27. Thread: Garden 2020

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    Dude. There's a homeless guy in your garden.

    Dude. There's a homeless guy in your garden.
  28. They make products to handle dry vag. Just...

    They make products to handle dry vag. Just saying.
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    I have to believe that Don Jr is definitely the...

    I have to believe that Don Jr is definitely the "bottom" in that relationship, in every sense. Catching, not pitching. And probably wearing a ball gag as he gets pegged.
  30. Harold and Maude.

    Harold and Maude.
  31. Oldie butt a goody. She does it on all fours.

    Oldie butt a goody. She does it on all fours.
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    Need TP fir me bunghole!

    Need TP fir me bunghole!
  33. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    I've been thinking of getting a .30-06, I don't...

    I've been thinking of getting a .30-06, I don't own a hunting rifle. This is not a bad looking deal. The ammo should be available in every backwoods mom and pop.
  34. Thread: Comet Neowise

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    What could possibly go wrong?

    What could possibly go wrong?
  35. If Western NY gets to be excluded from upstate...

    If Western NY gets to be excluded from upstate then the far cooler subregions should get a pass too.
  36. You twisted fuck! And ya, it's a great movie,...

    You twisted fuck! And ya, it's a great movie, top 5 for me.
  37. Jaguar. 334366

    Jaguar.

    334366
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    No. I stand by my statement.

    No. I stand by my statement.
  39. Cool. Not that I approve of people traveling...

    Cool. Not that I approve of people traveling right now.

    So can we remove the ADKs from "upstate" too? Please?
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    My wife saw a strong correlation between IQ and...

    My wife saw a strong correlation between IQ and mask wearing when she was at Wally World yesterday.
  41. Thread: Comet Neowise

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    This is 2020, I'd be a little cautious when...

    This is 2020, I'd be a little cautious when talking about comets.
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    Damn. I bought a lot of product there.

    Damn. I bought a lot of product there.
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    Ok boomer.

    Ok boomer.
  44. Thread: Kitty Stoke

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    Where's the brown spot in the snow where the...

    Where's the brown spot in the snow where the skier crapped himself?
  45. Thread: Plarn

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    At this point I am hanging on to my plastic...

    At this point I am hanging on to my plastic grocery bags, since they got banned as of July 1st. They come in handy.
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    See, my take is a little different. It should...

    See, my take is a little different. It should not be my job to find someone to do my work when I am taking a day off or sick that is part of my contract. That's management's and the team lead's...
  47. Thread: GUNS!!!!!!!!

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    You're not wrong.

    You're not wrong.
  48. That's awesome!

    That's awesome!
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    Hence my 2 in 1 suggestions. Folds over into a...

    Hence my 2 in 1 suggestions. Folds over into a tablet. Or go full Surface Pro for way mo $$$$.
  50. Thread: View right now

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    I'm ok with the proposal to put Cosby, Weinstein,...

    I'm ok with the proposal to put Cosby, Weinstein, Epstein, and tRump on it and call it Mount Rapemore.
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