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    more words are unnecessary.

    more words are unnecessary.
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    Now you're hitting low. Those were my socks and...

    Now you're hitting low.
    Those were my socks and brand new.
    Curiously, did you really have that bad a time at the Alta?
    Got your skis stolen?
    Couldn't get a date?
    If ever you want another go,...
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    Yep, nothing to see here. Move along now. p.s....

    Yep, nothing to see here.
    Move along now.
    p.s. My woman is the homeliest of all Alta women.
    That's saying a lot.
    (and I stole her skis for her).
    That's also saying a lot 'cause I had to fend...
  4. A lurker! And you beat workers in the dark! I...

    A lurker!
    And you beat workers in the dark!
    I been packing heat going to work in the LCC on account of folks like you...
  5. Thanks! Found the same article / map yesterday....

    Thanks! Found the same article / map yesterday.
    Appears the Yellow Jacket trail out of the Terraces Picnic area is unaffected.
    Nice way up Gobbler's...
    God's country. I mean Dog's country....
  6. Would someone post the closure map please?...

    Would someone post the closure map please?
    Curious if the Yellow Jacket trail is involved...
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    Been living up here so long I forget about that...

    Been living up here so long I forget about that shit...kinda.
    That's a deduction all right.
    If we were downtowners would we think our life so grand...
    Don't know if we would deal with it very...
  8. "Our futures are behind us."...

    "Our futures are behind us."...
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    Days that won't be deducted from your life...

    Days that won't be deducted from your life...
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    Now that the M series is gone from Snowbird,...

    Now that the M series is gone from Snowbird, would love to help host with you!
    ...and the Alta...
  11. Can't stay over the radar forever. If ya have a...

    Can't stay over the radar forever.
    If ya have a point to make.
    We made a couple.
    Psyched things came out as they did.
    Back when we were experimenting with our young 'uns as we were
    We really...
  12. ^ What one hopes for.

    ^ What one hopes for.
  13. Just after Roner skied, the filmer/climber Jimmy...

    Just after Roner skied, the filmer/climber Jimmy Dunn turns to me after listening to his radio and says "The helo willl be back around to film you in 60 seconds." This had never been the plan. I...
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    Thought you skied Teton Village? Doesn't it snow...

    Thought you skied Teton Village?
    Doesn't it snow there?
    You have friends on powder days?
    WTF I need to move north if you answer yes to the above questions...
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    ^The first. The original. Where it all began.

    ^The first.
    The original.
    Where it all began.
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    299303 We spel reel good at the Alta!

    299303

    We spel reel good at the Alta!
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    Dude the only place you are going down to is...

    Dude the only place you are going down to is hell!
    (To save your soul make one more post...quickly)
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    Just rescheduled my pedicure. Maybe I'll be...

    Just rescheduled my pedicure.
    Maybe I'll be healthy enough to actually ski with mags this year, not just spray about it...
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    Name 'em. Like you say, current ski flicks are...

    Name 'em.
    Like you say, current ski flicks are kinda the same stuff.
    Full throttle skiing. That's what audiences want.
    Ski porn for entertainment of folks doing things on skis that us mere mortals...
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    No one has the cajones to ask her for it however.

    No one has the cajones to ask her for it however.
  21. Yeah Dibs!

    Yeah Dibs!
  22. Damn son you spelled drivul wrong in this...

    Damn son you spelled drivul wrong in this incredibly important thread!
    And it took the 12th imposter to catch it not the 2nd this year!
    This snow ain't going away boys, gonna be some tricks on...
  23. ^^^this

    ^^^this
  24. Ok then. Poll is closed cause all the obscure...

    Ok then. Poll is closed cause all the obscure mofos I asked to respond and more have unanimously stated to take Friday over Sunday. Cept for better half and social opportunity element.
    Thanks boys,...
  25. Actually this is a related note. Is the crest of...

    Actually this is a related note.
    Is the crest of the B.W. / Rocky Mouth divide more crowded on Friday or Sunday?
  26. I was being dramatic. As usual. Don't have to...

    I was being dramatic.
    As usual.
    Don't have to pick days off / working 'til Nov. 16.
    Thanks! Appreciate the input.
  27. Thanks Dibs, like I'm sayin', still gotta lot to...

    Thanks Dibs, like I'm sayin', still gotta lot to learn...
  28. 24 hour poll now closed. Gonna be a weekender....

    24 hour poll now closed.
    Gonna be a weekender.
    Have to learn about Alf's from Gary and John.
    Stilll gotta lot to learn...
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    Best line of that flick...

    Best line of that flick...
  30. After 40 years of full time 'trollin in the...

    After 40 years of full time 'trollin in the literal sense, going part time.
    Question for the collective:
    If one could pick Friday/Saturday or Saturday/Sunday for working, what would it be?...
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    Behind the dumpster at Safeway is free. Room for...

    Behind the dumpster at Safeway is free.
    Room for the whole family.
    Free food, too.
    Walk to lifts and
    Private toilet inside said dumpster...
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    Jeez one could prolly make a living taking photos...

    Jeez one could prolly make a living taking photos like that.
    Think about it!
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    Beer in the keyboard.

    Beer in the keyboard.
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    Hey, uh?

    Hey, uh?
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    How 'bout an Ullr burn skis minus the burn skis...

    How 'bout an Ullr burn skis minus the burn skis part 'fest at the appropriate time for local mags...
    In not too long a time?
    Dibs? The penultimate host?
    Or up the summer road after it snows? (any...
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    That's a good point that I hadn't thought about!...

    That's a good point that I hadn't thought about!

    Maybe a cap on day ticket sales?
    The rest'll go back down to Disneybird.
    They'll sell a ticket to anyone...even 'boarders from Denver!
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    Like I said a coupla pages ago, Alta won't be...

    Like I said a coupla pages ago, Alta won't be renewing with IKON.
    For all the reasons stated above. They care about quality, not the almighty dollar.
    And Benny, we welcome our Jackson Hole brothers...
  38. Looks like NW Montana took a bullet for us. 4' of...

    Looks like NW Montana took a bullet for us. 4' of new?
    Boy are they gonna have deep instability with every new load...
    Here in the LCC we picked up an inch?
    And the last snowfall was pretty much...
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    cg has been quoted as saying that the Keyhole is...

    cg has been quoted as saying that the Keyhole is the best run at Alta!

    Bummer the backside is closed more than the High T.
    Makes for unequal quad development.
    Ever notice how Alta skiers have...
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    Alta may not allow snowboards but they do provide...

    Alta may not allow snowboards but they do provide a great experience for skiers.
    They signed up with IKON on the minimum number of seasons.
    (Guess you can't sign up for just one season)
    Don't know...
  41. qft. pt is my job right now. I like my job...

    qft.

    pt is my job right now. I like my job...
  42. Saw my first born last night. Second born as...

    Saw my first born last night.
    Second born as well
    Been a while.
    Despite my urging in both this and the Wasatch thread she has all her pennies...
    What, no one carries nickels no more?
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    Hopefully they're evenly distributed for obvious...

    Hopefully they're evenly distributed for obvious reasons.
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    Bet she has change for a nickel, too...

    Bet she has change for a nickel, too...
  45. Upon reflection, glad this shit wasn't up and...

    Upon reflection, glad this shit wasn't up and coming when I was young.
    Like Dan said, I'd be dead by now if I was brave enough to get involved, but,
    more likely never woulda had the balls?
    And...
  46. ^^^ Blew my mind the first time I saw this shit....

    ^^^ Blew my mind the first time I saw this shit.
    How long did I take to "ski" Lisa Falls the first or last time?
    Next level stuff.
    Wish this shit was up and coming when I was young...
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    Looking forward to it. Gonna go down with Kurt...

    Looking forward to it.
    Gonna go down with Kurt and Talise.
    Maybe earlier?
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    Agree with most of this. Problem is how many...

    Agree with most of this.
    Problem is how many other species we are taking down with us...
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    Why are you describing your sex life in a kid's...

    Why are you describing your sex life in a kid's forum?

    Halloween in the Needles?
  50. Fun times times last night boys, thanks. When I...

    Fun times times last night boys, thanks.
    When I hang with y'all I feel underedumacated.
    'bout lotsa things.
    Thanks for the edumacation.
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