True 'dat. As the Assspen ski season draws to a close, seems like Raps needs to update the cougar tale.

There's no paper called the Aspen Examiner. Good spoof, though. What did you use to generate that?

You've got a point. And given your now-legendary Star Wars post, I think you've got second dibs on this thread after Raps.

Actually, I think you messed up the calculation a smidge. It looks like you adjusted up for inflation, rather than down. Easy mistake.

My money's on fake, because I don't think she would've chosen that name. But I could be wrong.

Sometimes it's important to call out the asswads as asswads -- if for no other reason than to clarify to casual observers who don't use ignore that they're outside the mainstream. When you do that,...

So you're into incest survivors? Nice.

With game like that, I can't imagine you have much success on your own.

A man can dream, can't he?

Or Sharon Fluids?

Been to? 15 or 20 years ago, I used to host them.

As a voice of reason, though... don't take pics without consent.