Grumpie's diesel ( ford specialists ) always shows on my FB for some reason and he does a vid about all those mods from and increased milage perspective with a cocktail napkin calculation as to...

we were called " customer service engineers " which is something the mother corp made up, sometimes a real engineer would ask " oh I went to UBC . where did you go ? "

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUfWdi0oaLQ

apparently its a popular thing

Most people are defined by what they do which is why they have trouble retiring and doing nothing

When people asked what i do i would say nothing, so people would say " oh i heard of you, yer the...

I have noticed doctors especialy old doctors always refer to nurses especiay old nurses as " nurse so and so "

I used to just go out and fix a lot of HW very fast/ very cheap,

then they gave me this LT, recommended some corporate web sites and told me to become E-centric whatever the fuck that means

I...

I have 5 pair of raybans so when I fucked up the frame I just found a pair I wasnt using much and swapped the lenses

so IME buy more

and don't face surf

we know people are going to blow shit up cuz its new years, instead of keeping Doggo inside last night

people still looking for their dogs this AM on FB

how about someone who is anxious ?

a seeing eye dog is a service dog they are very well trained & very valuable, they do a much needed service for a blind person

the rest of them I think of as pets

if you or they don't wait till you or they see the each others on-coming highs the tendancy is to forget IME

so you get a brief shot of high from way off nobody forgets

I attended a PK for CIBIE headlight back in the day, the rep had a bunch of lights wired into a suitcase so they could demo the old sealed beam vs aftermarket. With the CIBIE they would shine the...

2 situations where i've run into battery cutoff switches were on a chevy van with a wheel chair ramp set up for a parapalegic and an international box van with a reefer unit

The para setup is...

I had a couple ^^ that went right at 10 yrs but they kept beeping in the middle of the night intermittently and it took a few nights to figure wtf

havent done the shingle thing yet but its gona...

IME you want a GF who has her own snowblower

MY ex GF wanted Haks for her car, I told her they were more expensive than the car was worth sothere were cheaper alternatives

she asked what tires...

if you leave the hook ^^ screwed into the frame it will rust permanently into the hole

With a fresh set of studded haks I could plow thru a foot of new pow in my golf

maybe the problem is...

I know an aviy tech who named his dog Ricola

so he could yell " Riccolaa ! "

just like in the commercial

edit: I have never seen a coaster on top of a drink glass at anytime anywhere ever
...

I never heard of those ^^ in any case i usually take my drink with me cuz i don't want any thing bad put in it

condolences eh, I was the guy who actualy did something, I went out to meet the end loser, fix his broken shit and take him to the promised land

I was just splaning to the bartender tonite that...

Just a variation on poop under the door handles eh

you know you could just thro it in the freezer in fact what I do is roast up a couple packs on a cookie sheet ( 20min at 350 ) and put the cooked bacon in the freezer, way easier/cleaner than cooking...

Thats why you need the 30shot clip ... point & shoot

or maybe spray & pray ?

Ya the reefs with the bottle openner in case I need to open a Corona

moosepit is out there wearing the red shirt and L hutz esq has been spending his nites on the town's pump truck somewhere down there ... I might have to take back all the shit I said about lawyers
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didnt you work fire back in the day, you work gov so did they try to deploy you?

I said I wana I didnt say I was gona, in any case I think it would only happen in a country with 270 million guns assuming thats what a six nozzle is

I don't have an office or need to work but...

people who ride around town with maladjusted bike helmets, loose chin strap/ loose or not properly adjusted Y buckle ... I just wana reach out and adj the fucking thing for them

Well they were probably from Alberta eh?

my buddy the expat Albertan dumpster diving ski bum calls them "Albortions"

I got a buddy who had his tent poles fall out of his stuff sack which was strapped to the back of his R-1 while he was doing 120mph slightly leaned over into the back wheel, fortunatley he had just...