The chrome coating Ford put on the lug nuts of my F150. I got a flat and the chrome coating collapsed/bent under the torque of the tire iron. Now I can't get the tire iron back on the lug. So now I...

She did, and kept going. The house closest to the bridge has a security camera to help catch oversize trucks driving through. They caught the truck delivering produce at a local supermarket the next...

Truck drivers that can't read signs.
Now I will have to drive through town for the foreseeable future to get anywhere.
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/47864011191_e8dae67f37_c.jpg

This drives me bonkers when driving east on Rt 2 between Montpelier and St Johnsbury. Coming into Masrhfield, the speed limit drops to 35. The "drungeicks" keep their pace of 40-45 through the...

Fuck me. I'm just going to unplug my phone. Apparently now they have some information for me about compensation for a diabetic drug that I may have paid too much money for.
I called bullshit since...

I'm getting a shit ton of them today (on my home VOIP line). Every 20 minutes or so. Some have been some call center person speaking barely intelligible English. Another a computer generated voice...

A lot of older models suffered from musty smells if you didn't keep them clean enough. I think a lot of the newer models now have a cleanout door, that allows you to drain the shitty water and clean...

Squirrels

Tennis elbow.

Essential oils.
WTF is so essential about them?

If I wanted to fuck my post, I would have bought it dinner first.


It took me 1 minute 25 seconds. Thanks for the link.

Microsoft Word automatically hyperlinking to an network address I enter into the document I am typing. More often than not I the link is to a computer or folder that is on some network I am currently...

Radar enhanced speed limit signs that display your speed. The annoying part isn't that they exist or show me my speed as I come into a zone or slow speed. HOWEVER, what does annoy me is the fucking...

An older sounding man called me yesterday saying that he had missed a call from my number 20 minutes earlier. I hadn't called anyone. Spammers ghosting my number to place calls and then I have to...

So I'm not going to write as much this time...

Fucking white faced hornets. They will sting you for almost no reason. I got stung by one of those bastards in the shoulder this evening when I got...

Losing a long post when accidently tapping the wrong spot on the screen. 😠

Part of the reason behind just putting a hurt on vs killing one. They are smart SOBs.

And what does that have to even have to do with father's day? Did she marry her father?:confused:

Edit: PB and I are on the same wavelength with this one.

I have one of those but firing off a few shells at 5 am may lead to some unhappy neighbors.

Crows.
There is a large composting operation a mile up the hill from me. The damn crows fly up from the valley to the piles early in the morning and often decide to use my house as a stop over on...

A gallon lasts about 2-4 months in my house (depending on time of year). On the other hand a bag of refined sugar probably goes several years before it gets used up.

Not sure why the maple syrup...

Not biodegradable...
https://www.csmonitor.com/Environment/2009/1118/earth-talk-little-cigarette-butts-make-big-litter-impact

(but I think you already knew that ;)

Before my dad quit smoking,...

That is the plan going forward.

Fucking New Hampshire and its no sales tax. Now the State of Vermont is coming knocking looking for Use Tax on all of the shit I've bought there over the last 3 years (excluding clothes and food). I...

Have you thought about putting a screen over the chimney top?

On the shit that annoys me topic...
Fucking robins nesting under my deck. I didn't get the nest removed in time and now there are...

At the grocery store and people that come out of aisles at full speed without looking both ways or not looking at all.
I just had some middle age woman nearly smash into me with her cart (see was...

You obviously didn't pray enough.

And VT-Freeheel needs to move farther out into the sticks to avoid people who need to work during the day instead of sleep. :fmicon:

And then there are lazy...