Good point it would look shitty as an exterior repair.

I neglected to mention that the Gorilla glue/baking soda fix I used was on the plastic structure of the mirror and not the shell that it is...

Done that more than once with a beater dodge Dakota I owned. I went through the whole price shock for OEM, the no way I’m paying that for Dorman and the junkyard want how much !?! Thing.

I...

And “we’ll continue to break into our shitty on hold music every thirty seconds with a lame apology until you can’t stand it any more and hang up while screaming a blazing stream of profanity.”

Corporate voice mail messages that have begun with “We are experiencing greater than normal call volume ...” for the past two fucking years! Greater than what ? 2019?

They really need to work...

Fuck no! She’s hot and badass!

Well I suppose so, but none have done sufficient damage to my psyche to warrant inclusion.

On the other hand, frequently the pseudo macho examples cited are aimed at the ladies too.

Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

“Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up”...

Riser Pfizer?
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Good on you figuring all that shit out Austin! Clueless, careless and wickedly expensive repair experiences is what turned me into a born-again DIY mechanic.

Colored lights can hypnotize.

And websites that have popup videos that follow while you scroll.

A great tale! Get your old buds from law school (Danno, etc.). And tell stories while quaffing those two bottles of Argentinian grape juice. If they’ve gone south it’ll just add to the saga.

Aw I think it’s touching that bat shit crazy future MIL wants to make sure that you join them at Sandals to cover the minimum guaranteed room count and ensure that she and bat shit crazy FIL get...

Mopar used the same shitty lug nut design. The underlying lug is 1mm smaller though. And in my case usually it was fucked up by the time I got to this stage.

I’m w/ Trooper Lewis on this one (even if he can’t spell brake). Here in MA the whole highway merge thing is spelled out with yield signs at the end of the ramp. If the road is occupied tough shit...

Think about who runs the sanitation business in Jersey.

Buying jeans. What da fuck is going on with Levi. I mean I’m all for women in stretch jeans but I ain’t into nor am I built for spandex. 47 varieties of shapes and colors and degree of...

Handshaking doesn't have to be crush or be crushed. The best defense is to flex your hand before contact and use a reasonable medium firm/loose grip. By flexing you make it hard for the vice...

I get pissed of when i hear TV "news" types slobber all over business types who managed to grab/buy/weasal a title. For example "Today we have Sir Ray L. Cockgobbler to comment on recent...

Coming home from the grocery store and starting to cook dinner and finding out I don't have one of the ingredients I paid for and then searching the fridge, car and every other fucking place and...

Probably a repeat but ... Fuck the weather channel giving snow storms names. That and snowpocalpse reporting- Harden the fuck up.

More like used dog food.

Or they're concerned about achieving escape velocity.

You would have been really pleased with the old piss troughs at Fenway and numerous other U.S. public venues pre 80's. (We'll leave the remainder of the planet aside for now.)

Too fucking right! And For a Forester no less!

Mebbee so. But if it doesn't isn't Amazon disrespecting Jeebus by excluding Sundays and denying me my God given right to get my rotors and pads in a timely fashion?

Amazon friggin Prime order Saturday - delivery Tuesday night at 6:30 pm. I'm not good at the maths much but howzat 2 days? No problem for flip flops and sous vide but sucks when you're waiting for...

Amen! For example if I bash my head on a low hanging something or other expect a vile torrent of unmannerly and graphic profanity followed by a brief period of surly grumbling then it's back to our...

They're all rotaries to me. This is 'murica Goddamit!

Calling friggin rotarys roundabouts.

Complete meltdown of financial system. Or at least the automated equipment that sprays encoding from processing institutions will be obscured and check will end up in the fubar pile on the floor of...

Dog shit under door handles not an option?

How about in the tailpipe? Then you could play helpful Henry as in, " I noticed you neglected to deactivate your land yacht so I packed your tailpipe...

That entire Chevy Campaign is a complete Caprice full of shit! Thanks for providing the counterpoint. Mahk's wicked funny, I mean for a losah from Haverhill that is.

Sod Off you cheeky monkey!

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Had a similar problem w/ my beater 02 Dakota yard truck. Dorman sells an oversize caliper slide pin for a number of vehicles. Like this mebbee? Link below for a GM version.

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A fucking tibial plateau fracture during the first week of January due to too much fast and not enough smart. This shit couldn't happen in April? Always sucked at scheduling. At least it appears...

I'm sure it's appeared somewhere in the past 430 + pages (hell I might have posted it) - why bother with a fuckin turn signal on a right turn if you're already turning the wheel? Looking for the...

No shit! Partial Zero? Not good at the maths but even I know that's unpossible.

Amazon sellers who pester buyers for a rating/feedback and then pester you to upgrade it if it less than 4 or 5. Fuck it I told you already what I didn't like. If you don't want to know don't ask....

Tell it to Goodell!

Skinny bitches (of both sexes) walking funny and scowling at a camera. That is to say the fashion industry. Easy to ignore usually but I read papers and shit like that so occaisionally I get...

I think the rankness in Flint might give the TX water a run for its money.

The shit that annoys me most right now is the fucking stock market. Traders wet their pants like a bunch of three year olds every time OPEC takes it in the poopenhausen.

Second set if rims for the snows is a must. They will pay for themselves after the first couple of remounts (unless you're some kind of baller on 22" wheels)

Oh a get one of these cheap pieces of...

Bahstids that call freakin rotarys roundabouts.

40 is a little slow but I've never seen enough snow to make it a poor idea.

And those double solid center lines? You don't cross them anytime, even when you're trying to turn to port in your land yacht!

Drivers that start left hand turns 50 yards from the intersection and carve across the top of the lane running in the opposite direction. For fuck's sake post up and cut the damn turn as close to...

One Day Only Sales!!

Or as I like to think of them "Your A Sorry Ass Dumb Sack of Shit if You Bought this Shit a Day Early or Late Sales"

Sorry just contemplating my obligatory once annual...

Wow thanks for that pic. Brings back great memories.

We had a dog that looked just like that when I was growing up. Great pal for my entire childhood. I'm sure he wasn't a purebread though as...