So I walk up to this gaper a few weeks ago that had scored a pretty sick tgr shirt...hilarity ensued

Me: "Hey dude, nice shirt. Where'd you get it"
Gaper: "I got it in Montana"
Me: "Really,...

On the lift at heavenly friday morning "Dude I think this is like only the 2nd time I've ever skied sober."

And a minute later something like "If they'd let me just smoke my ghanj I wouldn't...

^^^this makes me laugh. Thanks:fmicon: