A six year old girl, riding a lift with me, making me a gaper:

Her "Coach McPoser, could you please stop singing?"
Me "why, do I suck"
Her "No, but it's awkward"

I suppose you don't have a clue what mining engineers make, regardless of how little prestige a degree from Montana Tech may carry, it doesn't matter in the industry....

I really don't get this one....Driving, as opposed to taking the bus, hitchiking??? I just don't see the funnny I guess.

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14152&highlight=Painting+Skis

Overheard at Beaver Creek Today: "Wow, this is a lot of snow, who thought it would snow here in late march?!"

^^Doesn't that make you the gaper in that story then?

"I wrecked my car right before I came out to Colorado, then got stuck in a snowbank trapping all the cars at the house I was couch surfing at in Breck"