Jumped on a chair with a random guy. As we left the terminal I noticed he had 1 ski on. Asked him if he was doing drills. No. Ok just ski on 1 then. Guy says oh crap my ski is missing. Jesus Really.

Boy named Sue.

I have failed in producing the roller video for the naysayers. I had a Red Limo that knew the maneuver. That is all.

https://www.facebook.com/BeefRunner/videos/1046601925359531/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v


https://youtu.be/MkE1uUzq16U

May the Lord be with you

Been around Cows much. They are not stupid. They will roll over or jump cattle guards.

The dumbass, stumbling into the next moment.

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^I'm sure there's lots of trucker blow around Baker City though. That's local info...tbs. :fm:

Yeah fuk them too. :FIREdevil

There was a # of rude old pricks on the hill yesterday. They weren't from here. That's bad when a 70 yr old says it. Fuk off.

A maggot

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I had bent Jr poles. Ppl asked if they were racing poles,they were Red.
It was a sad day when 1 broke on the hill. So I skied with 1 bent pole the rest of the day.

That is the job of the assistant instructor.

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Snowboard dad put kiddos boots on

I hate trying to walk drunk in ski boots. I should get Snowboader gear. Then I wouldn't lose my poles.

Skiing isn't really my sport. It's just a front for my drinking hobby. I have a seasons pass to the bar.

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If I had a flag,it'd have flames on it. Flames are cool.

Did not know that. Thanks

Team Ukraine

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I'm fabulous

Not touching that,nope.

Would you wear this? Asking for a friend.
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I don’t need no stink'n chains.

Don't ever run your mouth in a ski bar. You never know who you're talking too.

Tbs....

Damn spell check but funny.

Tabogon pushing down the hill with Jerry in it.

GS skis would not be my first choice.

I call it genius. No skins, no problem.

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https://youtu.be/7y-hKLfeurY

I hate that guy. He has old relics on his feet with duct tape gloves. Then rips the shit out of it.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/333155164/carv-the-worlds-first-wearable-that-helps-you-ski
Does it come in a female voice because that would be cooler.

CARV: The world’s first wearable that...

https://www.tetongravity.com/images/ci-images/47204/deep_powder__forum.jpg