Lemonade out of lemons

send it...

Rode up with a COMPLETE toolbox yesterday. I've been on the lift with this tool before because he said the same thing, word for word, as he did the last time. As we're passing the panty/bra/bead...

I really need to stop taking one ear bud out on the lift. This is probably one of those "ya had to be there" moments...but, I think I rode up the lift with a physics professor who had just awoken...

I think competitive racing for young people is only mildly retarded. I understand why they would want to be on a team and compete, even though it's sad to see them spend the majority of their time on...

There was a H.S. race today and it was snowing hard, and had been for about 8 hours. So there's a ton of people slipping the course and I'm riding up with 2 old bags.
Clueless old bag #1 "What are...

Guy today on lift..."BAAAR"...I look up at the bar to avoid it, but it's still up...and he's just looking straight ahead

Today..."Let's start an avalanche." I also witnessed the best lift unload fall ever. Gaper female about 50 years old fell backwards so her arms went up and out like she was doing the "Y" in the...

Not a quote, just a vent. Almost every time I come from the lodge/car and get back into the singles line(which is uphill from the point I click in) I get to the end of the line at the same time...

I heard a new one today..."Are those trick skis?'...I don't know, maybe hookers DO ski these