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    Forgot to say: 6th and seventh wives were...

    Forgot to say: 6th and seventh wives were contractors
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    You mean we need two world wars and a depression...

    You mean we need two world wars and a depression to get back to that high point?
    Hey we're 1/3 of the way there! MAGA!
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    Sauteing's ok, but you're right - deep frying's a...

    Sauteing's ok, but you're right - deep frying's a mortal sin.
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    Yes, time to transmografy this tired thread:...

    Yes, time to transmografy this tired thread:
    Roof contractor slathered tar all over the perforations in my crest roof vent - why is my ceiling turning black with mildew?
    Bathroom tile contractor...
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    Seems like if we got enough like minded people...

    Seems like if we got enough like minded people together us fatalistic geezers could take over a ski resort, exclude all non-geezers, run it until we're all just a bunch of covid mummies forever...
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    FIFYI Cuz she was an ass hole.

    FIFYI
    Cuz she was an ass hole.
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    Looks risky. You go first.

    Looks risky.
    You go first.
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    Didn't really know grand parents, and Dad was...

    Didn't really know grand parents, and Dad was pretty milky, so I'll carry the family name being will into geezerdom:
    Fuck you and the horse you rode in on always feels universally applicable.

    But...
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    Exactamundo. But if you EVER besmirch the...

    Exactamundo.

    But if you EVER besmirch the wonderfulness that is my soulmate I will cut you with a rusty dog food can lid and then throw you in the compost heap in high summer.
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    Pretty sure any one who catches the public eye...

    Pretty sure any one who catches the public eye will be classified as an ass hole sooner or later by somebody
    For example, I guarantee there was some one calling JC, Ghandi and Diana ass holes,...
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    You can have my soft, sugary, acidic snacks and...

    You can have my soft, sugary, acidic snacks and alcoholic drinks when you pry them from my rotting, toothless jaw.
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    Wow Toxic turquoise. Hope yer hazmat suit...

    Wow
    Toxic turquoise.
    Hope yer hazmat suit doesn't leak.
    Solid nest, though.

    Not ashamed to admit, one of few high points this spring has been monitoring how the local wood duck family deals...
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    FYI Although I'm sure you meant to say that.

    FYI
    Although I'm sure you meant to say that.
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    Had a root canal on a new crown 20+ years ago;...

    Had a root canal on a new crown 20+ years ago; nary a whimper since. Consider it a 2 step job. You'll live.
  15. Thread: Random Things

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    Imma big fan of spooning, but JFHC those are...

    Imma big fan of spooning, but JFHC those are hideous models.
  16. White and orange squatty potties!! Definitely...

    White and orange squatty potties!!
    Definitely tied into the cuffs, of course.
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    x3 on HftWpeeps. In fact, now I want to re-watch...

    x3 on HftWpeeps. In fact, now I want to re-watch it!
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    pretty sure he said it was going to touch down in...

    pretty sure he said it was going to touch down in Alabama so they were good to go.

    Cooler (smarter) heads prevailed.
  19. Thread: View right now

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    Hopin' y'all jes spilled your G&T after being...

    Hopin' y'all jes spilled your G&T after being jostled by an affectionate pony .....?
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    Possible pre-copcall solution: moar cats.

    Possible pre-copcall solution: moar cats.
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    Definitely enjoyed it. Anna Friel is badass...

    Definitely enjoyed it. Anna Friel is badass psychotic. Second season fades a bit.
  22. That, my friend, is how we will someday reach the...

    That, my friend, is how we will someday reach the stars ......
    Unless we hoist ourselves on our own petard, resulting in immediate and violent extinction.
  23. Dayum Artificial face much?

    Dayum
    Artificial face much?
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    Homecoming: second season is out. Took 3...

    Homecoming: second season is out. Took 3 episodes to start making sense, very different feel compared to first season, jury's still out for me.
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    Hightown (Starz) anyone? Lotsa variable sex,...

    Hightown (Starz) anyone? Lotsa variable sex, thicc NE coast accents, could use some more violence ......
    RT critics consider it moderately good but audience not so much - assume NE coasters are...
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    Yabbut ..... 1 bottle more efficient than two. ...

    Yabbut ..... 1 bottle more efficient than two. Quicker getaway, etc.
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    Pro tip: half gallons or go home. Just started...

    Pro tip: half gallons or go home. Just started our third half gallon.
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    We haven't whinged about drivers lately, so: ...

    We haven't whinged about drivers lately, so:

    Jackasses that think you should get out of their way when they try to drive the wrong way on one way parking lot lane and you're going the correct way....
  29. Question for the collective, especially hunters:...

    Question for the collective, especially hunters: what would you be hunting at around 9k" in the Carson Pass area right now? Trophy voles??
  30. Thread: Bookshop.org

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    Can't have too many sources of (for?? grammar...

    Can't have too many sources of (for?? grammar nazis? a little help??) good books.
    Order placed.
  31. Thread: It's a sad day

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    Finally, semi-hitech ball maintenance.

    Finally, semi-hitech ball maintenance.
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    So .... you made the new little guy load he...

    So .... you made the new little guy load he dishwasher, ammarite?
    Couldn't reach the upper rack? JHC, does your wife handle the dog training??
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    I, for one, welcome our Trex Overlords

    I, for one, welcome our Trex Overlords
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    On the other hand, fake cry is obviously fake.

    On the other hand, fake cry is obviously fake.
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    FIFY. ...... Sadly

    FIFY. ...... Sadly
  36. Only had to watch 10 seconds, not 10 hours.

    Only had to watch 10 seconds, not 10 hours.
  37. Thread: Fork discipline?

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    I was gonna say, " the ultimate ironing - a...

    I was gonna say, " the ultimate ironing - a beaver with no teeth"
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    So ..... basically ...... home streaming? :wink:

    So ..... basically ...... home streaming? :wink:
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    I'll only trust it if it comes in a bleach...

    I'll only trust it if it comes in a bleach carrier, and is injected directly into the eyeball with a red hot needle.
  40. Thread: Ahmaud Arbery

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    First thought that popped into my head when I...

    First thought that popped into my head when I first saw pics of the "protester" aka Karens storming the Michigan State Capitol building: change their skin color to something other than white, and...
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    Yeah; panic sets in fast, as your brain sez "but...

    Yeah; panic sets in fast, as your brain sez "but this is mostly AIR - I should be able to breath, dammit!!", but your lungs are having none of it.
  42. Thread: View right now

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    RLY. Almost looks like a Kincaid painting. ...

    RLY.
    Almost looks like a Kincaid painting.

    Hey, waaaiiiiit a minute ..........
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    Well hell, I could get 800 miles ifn' I had a 35...

    Well hell, I could get 800 miles ifn' I had a 35 gallon tank!
  44. Thread: Fork discipline?

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    Too philosophically weighty for me.

    Too philosophically weighty for me.
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    Duly impressed that all you E-nerds can have a...

    Duly impressed that all you E-nerds can have a rational disagreement without shitting all over each other.
    Well done Sirs!
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    And the fact that he fully owned his early...

    And the fact that he fully owned his early failure, learned from it and made it right?? Or would you prefer the Forever Denier's approach?
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    Can always get worse, as in ear wax cleaning.

    Can always get worse, as in ear wax cleaning.
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    Well, if ya got one o' them fancy shmancy Proust...

    Well, if ya got one o' them fancy shmancy Proust electro-magneto fangled car thingies .........
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    Psssst! All the mail in ballots have been licked...

    Psssst! All the mail in ballots have been licked by the liberated protestors!
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    Pay wall, so can't read, but hooked. Fury Road...

    Pay wall, so can't read, but hooked. Fury Road was most excellent.
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