Not wearing a visored cap helps too

My daughter, SIL and the the grandkids have been 99.9% in self quarantine with WFH and school from home. Mrs. and I felt comfortable eating a rack of BBQ ribs outdoors at the same picnic table for...

There's landlords and there are slumlords. Mine is cool but IMO there are many more slumlords. Good luck with your Buddy. Call the landlord and find out if he is a slumlord?

I passed on looking at the photos another couple took on their trip to Thailand. The Bering Sea fishing boat captain had dome stories to tell and an interesting way of telling them.

Restaurants...

I didn't feel any stranger than I do showing up in Lot 4.

It was. Food was to die for. Invited by a good HS friend of my wife and I with his new husband put it on. Boomer Gays who grew up when being gay was illegal. Very different from the picnic we were...

HAha. Homophobe much. Or are you expressing your own fantasy wish? Pro tip. Never think an Iron Horseman who invites for beers is your friend.

Education is cool. Uncomfortable situations are educational. Like the time I was invited to bring my wife along by an outlaw biker to the club roadhouse after midnite to have a few beers....

Have you ever been to a backyard BBQ with your wife and you were the only straight couple? I have.

We give the kid who puts the groceries in the car $5. 20% if I sit down. Couple of bucks in the tip jar when I pick up a pizza because what's a couple of bucks.

Or the Sheriff say's you don't have to follow the guidelines. The Constitution and all.

Mrs Wooley and me got all glove and masked up to go to a garden store we'd never been to for some plants. Most customers were masked but none of the employees were wearing them. When we were checking...

If you spent a week wearing a weight vest would you be weaker or more energy?

So through the stay at home, my son has worked his business by meeting with new prospects and current customers. He believes the virus could be a hoax and that 200,000 dying to keep the economy is...

I got the flu years ago. Got a flu shot every year after that and never got it again. I got my shot for you if that makes sense to you. If it doesn't make sense I'd suggest a bigger hat. Your...

I think looking happy comes up on their performance reviews. Seriously. It was a she and they all know me. I was trying for a chuckle and she broke up.

Went into Jersey Mikes with mask and gloves...

Went to the drive thru at the bank to deposit a check today. Teller at the window smiles and asks "Have any plans for today?" Yep, I'm gonna try to finish what I was doing yesterday. "What did you do...

Yer tellin me. Just got banned from the political smackdown FB group.

Had a Zoom with my brothers today and mentioned your predicament. My brother Rick said when he had his first company meeting from home he didn't wear pants just to bust balls. In mid meeting he...

It was shot down in the official flu thread.

JHC

Need a dab of Dapper Dan?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hni4OIJXG4

Ball kick with a hint of smug superiority. Sounds presidential.

The news that the odds are good and getting better that there will be a respirator for me fails to be comforting.