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    MY FRIEND'S KID IS AN OLYMPIAN!!!

    ^competition is hard. I donít know how many times I stood in a starting gate asking why I did this shit to myself? So much easier just claiming to be the best skier on the mountainÖ

    She was ranked...
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    MY FRIEND'S KID IS AN OLYMPIAN!!!

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    Hannah Soar out of Killington VT. I skied with her mom and dad a ton through the 90's, but moved on when Hannah was probably 3. TJ and Sue were perennial fixtures in Killington's bump...
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    I for one appreciate the Davy Jones reference. ...

    I for one appreciate the Davy Jones reference.

    Pretty sure Bong Waughter is actually AZ Greg.
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    Sounds about right. My last sunroof, on a 91í...

    Sounds about right. My last sunroof, on a 91í Golf was always noisy, even with the faring. The new whipís is noticeably quieter even without a faring, so I probably wonít bother. Guessing itís all a...
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    Free Shift Meal

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    ďAlways after me Lucky CharmsÖĒ

    Marshmallows are def fruit.


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    Free Shift Meal

    You want malt vinegar? Donít do crimes. Have some sausage. (I should just make that my sig-line at this point)


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    Free Shift Meal

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    Pope approved Friday fish dinner, BTS rejected for lack of fruit.

    Next tray in the stack had pears. Itís hard to find good help these days.
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    The jail makes quality slaw, no...
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    Seems like CSP has figured out thereís a bunch of...

    Seems like CSP has figured out thereís a bunch of drugs being run along I-70.

    Danno should have left already; I predict the fuckening for this afternoon/evening with snow in the forecast.

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    The GSA must be inferred. Sent from my...

    The GSA must be inferred.


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    The Home-made Pizza thread

    Iíve thought about framing an inmate in every tray-shot like I do with the pizza/dogs here, but pretty sure theyíd need to sign a release or something.

    Not being at work is its own inspirational...
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    The Home-made Pizza thread

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    Habanero jerk spam Irish cheddar pineapple scallion cilantro alarm clock, and bbq bacon cheddar-jack scallion cilantro joint.

    The Spam came out better pre-fried and cut into strips. Need...
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    You need to get some prison orange scrubs and...

    You need to get some prison orange scrubs and matching crocs to sell it.


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    Letís not overlook that rice. Iíve asked the...

    Letís not overlook that rice. Iíve asked the cook, and the recipe is simple, but she pwns it every time.


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    My mom was a lunch lady for a brief stint after...

    My mom was a lunch lady for a brief stint after the divorce. She worked at the Jr. High School my brothers attended when I was in elementary. I was always super-jealous.

    Mom was a great cook, and...
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    Free Shift Meal

    Nine out of ten lunch-ladies surveyed said itís a winning combo.

    Held my belly over longer than the donettes anyway.


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    401280 Gumbalayafaggioli? Sent from my...

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    Gumbalayafaggioli?


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    5. Donít tell Riser, but Iím pocketing one. ...

    5. Donít tell Riser, but Iím pocketing one.


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    Free Shift Meal

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    Powerís back in time for lunch. One of the more school lunch looking trays. The pudding is coconut, and Iím just not sure how I feel about it.


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    401215 We lost power at a radio repeater site,...

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    We lost power at a radio repeater site, so dispatching out of Gilpin today. A good guest never arrives empty handed. Imagine my disappointment when no one was interested, leaving me the...
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    401048 Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums...

    401048


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    ^now I feel dirty. (and a little sleepy, not...

    ^now I feel dirty. (and a little sleepy, not gonna lie)


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    ^console. I have 5 27Ē screens, who wants to...

    ^console. I have 5 27Ē screens, who wants to touch me?

    Most dispatchers develop the rare ability to speak with a mouthful of food by shoving everything into the cheek. We call it pocketing, and...
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    The whole TV-dinner take might be part of the...

    The whole TV-dinner take might be part of the jail trayís allure.


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    ^oh no, weíre an equal near-ripe-fruit...

    ^oh no, weíre an equal near-ripe-fruit opportunity facility.


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    I canít believe I havenít shared this here yetÖ ...

    I canít believe I havenít shared this here yetÖ
    https://youtu.be/noJo-bJ5V8A



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    Free Shift Meal

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    This oneís just for Riser. There, I touched my fruit! HAPPY??!!!

    Havenít had corn flakes in about 40 years, and the banana was a little under-ripe, so treated the taste buds to a trip down...
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    ^I ruined at least one pie trying to fire with...

    ^I ruined at least one pie trying to fire with the arugula. That looks way better putting it on after.


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    400657 ďDonít make a fuss dear, Iíll have your...

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    ďDonít make a fuss dear, Iíll have your Spam. I love it!Ē


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    Of all the GI Joe PSA remakes, pork chop...

    Of all the GI Joe PSA remakes, pork chop sammiches is my favorite.


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    400200 https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8 Sent...

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    https://youtu.be/L1BDM1oBRJ8



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    400191 Iíll just leave this here thenÖ Sent...

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    Iíll just leave this here thenÖ


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    Doggie stoke

    Too cute. I had to zoom to see the eyes.
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    That book is the reason I carry mountain biking....

    That book is the reason I carry mountain biking. Scott Lancaster, the 19yo was killed 12 miles from here. The cats being stealthy AF, I know itís extremely unlikely Iíd have time to draw/shoot, but...
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    CDOT just requested help shutting WB down at...

    CDOT just requested help shutting WB down at Georgetown. We're too short staffed for me to play hooky, and CDOT is just trying to make me feel better about it. Also, for whatever it's worth, I got a...
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    I dust it, then try to slide the peel under...

    I dust it, then try to slide the peel under spatula style. It usually only makes it half way, then I pinch-pull the rest of the way on, re-shape if it took a lot of pulling, and give it a little...
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    I assemble the pies on a floured cutting board,...

    I assemble the pies on a floured cutting board, then transfer to a peel dusted with corn meal. I still have trouble if the dough is a little wet, or if sauce soaks through, but my recovery skillz are...
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    399773 First pies of the new year; bbq bacon...

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    First pies of the new year; bbq bacon sopressata cheddar, tomato sauce sausage sopressata mozzy provolone.

    Meat sweats all-around!



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    ^who would pilot the penis-rocket then? ...

    ^who would pilot the penis-rocket then?


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    This is a $1000000 idea. $75 admission includes...

    This is a $1000000 idea. $75 admission includes orange or striped jump suit and your choice of prison-brat, mystery casserole or meatcake. I need to get on Kickstarter before someone snatches up the...
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    Could be meat, could be cake. Could be meatcake....

    Could be meat, could be cake. Could be meatcake.


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    Skiing and Covid-19 masks

    ^too many Ďmuricans embracing anti-fact/anti-science, and a bunch of overly suspicious idiots with no capacity for critical thought taking their lead from charlatans because they know better. Also,...
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    Someone misplaced their billy-club? Sent...

    Someone misplaced their billy-club?


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    399190 1st lunch of the new year shared, crime...

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    1st lunch of the new year shared, crime deterred. Youíre welcome.


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    The regular jail cook this side of the week is...

    The regular jail cook this side of the week is out with COVID. They offered waffles this morning, almost certainly of the frozen, barely toasted variety, and undoubtably sausage. I took a hard pass...
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    Yep, and unfortunately what they get here is...

    Yep, and unfortunately what they get here is often much better than what waits for them when they leave. Donít get me started on how far weíve gone off the rails in the handling of chronic mental...
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    And entitled, who donít hesitate to call 9-1-1...

    And entitled, who donít hesitate to call 9-1-1 when they lose power (not the utility co). You should hear some of the baloney people feel warrants a 9-1-1 call. Seems almost an equal number donít...
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    Colorado Weather Discussion Thread

    Thatís an amazing shot, in spite of all the devastation.


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    Colorado Weather Discussion Thread

    This is whatís been running through my head, but we recently watched Silent Night, so maybe the idea was already planted?

    Next a-hole who points to a single snowstorm or cold snap as proof...
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    Free Shift Meal

    Dude with man-bun prolly ticketed for fashion violationsÖ but also, quit stalking me!

    I should inquire about moving my office to the old jail. I feel I could get a lot more work done without all...
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    There are almost always eggs. You want eggs? Stay...

    There are almost always eggs. You want eggs? Stay out of jail. Have some sausage.



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