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    Real question: Have avalanche dogs ever saved...

    Real question: Have avalanche dogs ever saved someone's life?
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    ^Have you ever seen a ski lodge that doesn't sell...

    ^Have you ever seen a ski lodge that doesn't sell pizza and fries? It's like asking if there will be popcorn available at a movie theater. Not hilarious, but that's how I took it.
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    Liveleak.com said that was a fatal crash so not...

    Liveleak.com said that was a fatal crash so not so funny. After hearing it that's not hard to believe.
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    ^That's why I make the girlfriend go:) She's...

    ^That's why I make the girlfriend go:) She's about to get promoted.

    *The dish soap was to wash my dirtbike for an upcoming Moab trip:)
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    My girlfriend just got back from the Breck City...

    My girlfriend just got back from the Breck City Market with this gem: A large group of 2 families was standing in front of the dish soap chatting and she had to say multiple "excuse me's" and elbow...
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    Houston handbag. That's how I feel. I...

    Houston handbag.


    That's how I feel. I haven't skied since Wolfcreek's big dump at the beginning of Dec but I've taken the snowboard out for some groomer carving and park riding at Breck the last...
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    ^Well played. On the Thumpertalk (dirtbike)...

    ^Well played.

    On the Thumpertalk (dirtbike) forum today a kid asked for tips on riding in snow. He's from Connecticut so you'd think he'd have felt snow before and noticed that it's slipperier...
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    Was this at the Independence Chair at Breck, mid...

    Was this at the Independence Chair at Breck, mid afternoon?
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    Not a gaper quote, but funny. My dad was using...

    Not a gaper quote, but funny. My dad was using the single's line and the guys he paired up with asked where he's from (Mystic, CT now) and he asked the same (Annapolis, MD):
    Dad: Oh, I used to live...
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    That was REALLY REALLY good.

    That was REALLY REALLY good.
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    This thread continues to deliver.

    This thread continues to deliver.
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    It's not the look that makes it ridiculous. It's...

    It's not the look that makes it ridiculous. It's that you can't figure out how to properly (safely) wear a helmet. Equivalent to stamping "stupid" on your forehead.
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    No one rents jet skis on the North Shore of Maui...

    No one rents jet skis on the North Shore of Maui because it would be dangerous and just plain crazy to send clueless people out into the ocean there (except during a windless summer day). Same reason...
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    Who the fuck rents AT gear? That's like renting...

    Who the fuck rents AT gear? That's like renting jet skis and tow boards to the tourists in HI and pointing the way toward Jaws. I hope that shop is donating all the rental money to the local search...
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    Yup, farkin Sky Garden.

    Yup, farkin Sky Garden.
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    So? She's been doing it for 30 years. She doesn't...

    So? She's been doing it for 30 years. She doesn't think skiing should be slippery. GAPER.
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    From an article in the Summit Daily today:...

    From an article in the Summit Daily today:
    “That's it, I just can't ski anymore. I don't feel safe because it's too slippery.”
    The article was about putting skins on the front 1/3rd of XC skis so...
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    Old guy in front of me in the single's line of...

    Old guy in front of me in the single's line of the base area chair had one boot sideways/barely in the heel binding (off to the inside). I tapped his ankle with my pole and said, "Hey, you might want...
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    You're ridiculous. It's possible to talk on the...

    You're ridiculous. It's possible to talk on the phone while driving or skiing if your concentration remains on what you're doing, rather than the conversation. Can you walk and chew gum? Can you...
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    Gaper Day party @ The Whale's Tail in Breck...

    Gaper Day party @ The Whale's Tail in Breck Thursday night @ 9:00. Come gaped out!
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    Not a full face? I saw someone wearing a DH...

    Not a full face? I saw someone wearing a DH helmet on the Rocky Mountain chair at Breck. Seemed overkill but I can't knock someone for protecting their face.
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    Is it made for increasing grip on accents?

    Is it made for increasing grip on accents?
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    Bumper sticker seen in Breck, "There's a fine...

    Bumper sticker seen in Breck, "There's a fine line between appreciating & gaping"
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    It's called Twin Chutes. I didn't name it.

    It's called Twin Chutes. I didn't name it.
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    Isn't all the terrain between the gate and the...

    Isn't all the terrain between the gate and the rope that limits how far west you can go well under 30 degrees? The face after that rope slid earlier this year but I've never seen windows or twin...
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    Right now Whale's Tail, Peak 7, and Art's bowl...

    Right now Whale's Tail, Peak 7, and Art's bowl are skiing pretty well. The wind is dumping snow into them.
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    I work at Lahaina Fish Co. (a restaurant on the...

    I work at Lahaina Fish Co. (a restaurant on the water) from which you can see the far end of Molokai on the horizon. I tell people it's Japan.

    Breck summer and winter, Lahaina spring and fall. A...
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    Better than having them chew up the powder. It's...

    Better than having them chew up the powder. It's frustrating these days how every gaper has 85mm+ skis and goes after the freshies. It seems like the fresh doesn't last as long as it used to when the...
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    OMG, best facepalm ever! That Tru TV ski clip was...

    OMG, best facepalm ever! That Tru TV ski clip was followed by a clip of a car crashing through a building. The guy inside sitting at a desk looks over at the car's front bumper and just facepalms.
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    Riding up Breck's Tbar behind a patroller. A guy...

    Riding up Breck's Tbar behind a patroller. A guy comes skiing down the Tbar line which has ropes on either side and the partoller says, "You can't ski down here, please exit to the right."
    Guy...
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    Little beach is ruined for me. There used to be...

    Little beach is ruined for me. There used to be way fewer gay couples fondling each other, some impressive fire dancers, and a few hot chicks. Not any more.
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    Waiting in line for the Imperial chair at Breck...

    Waiting in line for the Imperial chair at Breck to open. The entire Imperial bowl is spread out only a couple hundred yards above us in plain view (for those who don't know it's a single, open,...
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    Overheard at my bar Valentine's night: 40...

    Overheard at my bar Valentine's night:
    40 something drunk Breck derel to equally derel female companion: "I'd like to snatch a kiss and vise versa."
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