Nvm my earlier snark; that was at the sundeck proper. The Snow beach is a whole nother level

I'm skiing at Highlands yesterday with the family and as we click into skis to leave the Merry Go Round restaurant I see a guy holding his Rustler 9's vertical in the air in front of his face and...

The Harvard lanyard flex is the real chef’s kiss

This summer my wife was seated next to a military guy on a flight who was boasting his "ski trips out west" and "how good of a skier he is."

And one point he stated that "A Basin has terrain above...

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But will the pants come with the powder skirt or NOT?!

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Walking up to the gondola yesterday and I see this Mitsubishi with windows down, a crew of 20-something tourist gapers and rental skis sticking out of three of the windows. Pic was after I...

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These were parked at a bike rack in Aspen this morning, on an empty stretch of sidewalk. No one around, not in front of a business or residence where someone would’ve just stepped inside. ...

It blows my mind when I see someone like this, who has figured out how to attach their skis to their pack/ski strap/carrier (lots of that here for Highland bowl hikers), but they NEVER have the heel...

Yesterday at Highlands. GSA type shit??:

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We’re riding up Deep Temerity and I see this guy sporting a whippet, sans cover. Seems odd and a quite dangerous. He and his bud were parked in...

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Sorry I wasn’t clear enough for you: they indicated *living there* from their comments. Is that good enough for you? Or do you need to keep trotting our turds to defend the sanctity and character of...

They made reference to NYC at some point. I’m not that obtuse, my guy


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I hope and pray they do.

I wonder where rich guys hang and shoot the real shit online? Since TGR really tops out with dentist types (hardly 5th percentile!!), we’re not fully exposed to the true...

Overheard on an Aspen Mountain gondola a few weeks back. Me riding solo with a couple in their 60s, quaintly chatting to each other about a pressing social engagement:

She: Did you see the email...

Maybe an earnest, dissatisfied dad wishing he had a lifted AWD Sienna to put the hurt on that bank?


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Two more winners from this week:

While in line for the gondola at Aspen, I turn back to see another pristine aging cougar decked out in Jet Set ($1000 stretch...

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I’m walking out of the Sundeck on top of Aspen yesterday and this 75y/o Bogner specimen is out front with a cig in her mouth. I snap a quick pic then walk to her left to grab my skis.
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Spotted by my wife at the base of the Gondola in aspen. Not touring, just shralping the resort with the lightest, latest and greatest and a airbag pack...


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This is true. Lifties in Euroland will yell at you if you don't have the bar down before you're out of the base structure and/or stop the lift. Hence why some Euros might crush our...

Lightly meaning she didn't die? She's just had a 10th surgery on her leg last week and she's very lucky to be out and active after what could have happened. This was the initial "install;" I'd dare...

Absolutely not. If you want to come to the resort, use the leased USFS land without paying and make an ass of your self in any way or (more likely) be a danger to other users, you deserve to be...

We watched two 40y/o women start skinning away from the base of Aspen Highlands in thick insulated jackets unzipped, both wearing tiny little casual backpacks [why do tourons always ski with those?]....

I was hiking the Bowl at Aspen Highlands on Tuesday and came across a distraught, pudgy asian guy with no skis/poles about 3/4 of the way up. In broken english he asked: "Have you seen my skis? No,...

A Korean posse was cruising around Aspen Mountain a few weeks back. This lady had a Gorilla pod style Go Pro mount that was both propped up and later, facing right into her goggles:

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Spotted this gem in a shitty Sky Mall-esque catalog that came through work yesterday. Can't wait to see these plastic sit ski sled ski bikes ripping up the local slopes! Thanks France!

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I stopped in to get our Aspen passes last week. We're chatting with the lady at the desk through the process and she mentioned the surprising amount of tourists who had come in late last season...