Just reply "what? WHAT???"

Sounds like my FIL. He never wanted his children to expect the world to be nice to them.

Best antigaper thing I've seen in a while:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CifaBAfjA5q/

Grand Junction math

I've been fooled all along.

Having spent years in both the midwest and the east, I'll put a PNW ice storm and skiing up against anything.

What can one expect from a squid?

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NTTAWWT

Jonesy did all that and played saxophone

Can I refer to the Palmer lift terrain as "steep" now?

dingding (Gordy camp reference)

Oftpiste!

C/C++ language definition:
~
Binary Ones Complement Operator is unary and has the effect of 'flipping' bits.
If A == 0011 1011, ~A = 1100 0011 in 2's complement form.

So I read it as NotMikeyB.

Not really.

https://en.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/snob .

A person with an exaggerated respect for high social position or wealth who seeks to associate with social superiors and looks down on those...

No, I have no illusions about being faultless, but being a snob is not one of my stronger suits.
Particularly in the case of ski or Crustal relative newbs whom I have befriended over the years.
...

It's called doing your thing. It didn't used to be so snobbed upon.

Ahem.

Did you yell at them for skinning in the bootpack?

The ironing is strong with this one.

WTF? Le Raison d'Etre de TGR!

Before they put that goddamn lift in, one pow day my wife and I made 11 North back laps. When we went into the Elk at the end of the day, neither of us could lift our boots onto the barstool...

I have witnessed burley Alta d00ds reduced to whimpering cease and desist requests on the I-5 traverse after only 4 laps (pre Northway chair).

I find myself amused when the Alta traverses are...

Overheard on the Campbell Throne traverse @ Crustal:
"The problem with traverses is that they go over more than down."

eieio.
And in this condo there's some bud
eieio
With a pufpuff here and a pufpuff there..

I am a tourist with tourettes, although I haven't toured much lately.

Only because you try so hard. The run was Lower Bull @ Crustal, not gzackly up to Unicorn or Sunshine standards.

In the middle of one of the most intense consistent continuum powfests in my admittedly addled memory, it's howling, dumping, 100 foot visibility, 12" per day over the last week. Ridiculous deepness...

Wouldn't that be more wind efficient since skis are in them less often than not?

Little else happens on tgr forums other than the bar being lowered and lowered and lowered.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with doggie style.

I do this. And everyone knows I suck.